HahaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Votes:	9760	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of building walls in Minecraft only to have them torn down by creepers? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all creepers in honor of our favorite slogan, “Trump Sucks!” Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and political satire. Build the biggest, most beautiful structures you can imagine, and watch them stand tall against all odds. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only thing that sucks is Trump!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP – >30 LINK

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	184
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8037	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the sheep are rainbow colored and the creepers dance the cha-cha!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself! The player danced the night away with skeletons and zombies until the sun came up. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular old boring ones. Imagine the riches you could have with a whole coop of Diamond Chickens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and exploding cows. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DiaperDutyDenied

aita, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Decision making, diaper changing, DiaperDutyDenied, family dynamics, Gender Roles, guilt tripping, judgment, long tail, medical reasons, nervousness, paraprofessional experience, parenting, Personal preferences, Potty training, responsibilities, sibling relationships

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mines Excavated:	2196
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

So, imagine this: you log onto our server and you’re immediately thrown into a world where changing diapers is the ultimate challenge. Yes, you heard that right. Diapers. You’ll be faced with changing virtual diapers left and right, and trust me, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with family drama that will keep you entertained for hours. From siblings refusing to change diapers to parents guilt-tripping you for not stepping up, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss.

And hey, if you think changing diapers in real life is tough, just wait until you try it in Minecraft. It’s a whole new level of chaos that will have you questioning your life choices.

So come join our server and experience the diaper-changing madness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

NormalNotNormal – Minecraft SMP

common practices, Cultural differences, customs, different, everyday life, habits, Individuality, Minecraft, normal, NormalNotNormal, norms, Perception, personal beliefs, Personal experiences, perspective, smp, social constructs, societal expectations, societal norms, Subjective, Traditions, Unconventional, Unique

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	194
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Potions Brewed:	185	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?

NotCheatingButCrafting

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of being accused of cheating in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can cheat all you want without any consequences! Build secret hideouts for your side pieces, create elaborate traps to catch your significant other snooping around, and even have a pet parrot that squawks “I’m faithful, I swear!” every time your partner logs on. Join now and cheat your way to victory!

CloudySoulzMC

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	114	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	1840
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Yo, so imagine this, right? What if clouds were actually the souls of dead people just chillin’ up in the sky? Crazy, right? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can explore this wacky concept and build your own cloud city filled with ghostly inhabitants.

Join us for the ultimate afterlife experience where you can battle it out with other players in epic sky wars, or team up to conquer the cloud kingdom and become the ruler of the skies.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground realm where you can mine for rare ores and uncover hidden treasures. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this twisted version of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in this bizarre world where clouds are more than just fluffy white things in the sky.

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7251
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crops Grown:	2823

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Love Letters Sent:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

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