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liquor consumption Minecraft Servers

  • IrresponsibleCraft: Pay Up, Parents!

    IrresponsibleCraft: Pay Up, Parents!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 527
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family secrets and financial betrayal!

    Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your in-game parents drop the bombshell that they’ve been secretly refinancing the virtual mortgage to fund their extravagant virtual vacations and online shopping sprees. And don’t even get us started on the virtual liquor consumption levels!

    But wait, there’s more! Inherit virtual debt and monthly costs that will make your virtual head spin when they pass on the virtual house to you. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can navigate through virtual financial turmoil and family dynamics? Don’t miss out on the virtual fun – join our server today!

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  • MineCraftyMemories

    MineCraftyMemories
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 7567
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Crops Grown: 2091 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 17
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

    Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

    Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

    If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

    Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8650
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Votes: 1877 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

    Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

    Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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  • i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

    i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 7838
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Potions Brewed: 125 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

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  • BdayBashCraft

    BdayBashCraft
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 4537
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 48
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dimension Hops: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 256 Void Gems Collected: 18
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

    Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

    Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

    So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

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  • MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

    MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 173
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8590
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CharityCraft2021

    CharityCraft2021
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 6881
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Runes Activated: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 32 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • LePenCraft Minecraft Server

    LePenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/800 Votes: 1167
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Epic Shields Constructed: 14
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • Crafty Care Minecraft Server

    Crafty Care Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 4078
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

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  • Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

    Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6825
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Crops Grown: 9078 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

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  • CatTortureCraft

    CatTortureCraft
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 385
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Gods Slained: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

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