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No more Bobo’s Liquidity Minecraft Server

Analysis, bear market, Bobos, bull market, finance, financial crisis, investing, liquidate, liquidity, longs, market, Minecraft, permabears, risk management, Server, shorts, speculation, stock market, strategy, thinking, Trading, uncertainty

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	127	Potions Brewed:	159
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the ultimate battle between the longs and the shorts in a high-stakes game of Minecraft trading. Will you be able to gather enough liquidity from the longs before the shorts come in to liquidate billions? It’s a race against time and only the most strategic players will come out on top.

But beware, permabears are lurking around every corner ready to sabotage your plans. Will you be able to outsmart them and secure your spot as the ultimate Minecraft trader?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show Bobo who’s boss! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

Rocksteady’s Suicide Squad Minecraft Server

200 million dollars, AAA, character-driven, Create, drawing board, Flop, Game, justice league, likely, liquidate, Minecraft, Monolith, open world, Report, rocksteady, Rocksteadys, Server, solo game, squad, Studio, SUICIDE, suicide squad, Superman, WB, wonder woman

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old superhero games that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Forget about those 200 million dollar losses, we’re here to make sure you have a blast on our server. Who needs Suicide Squad when you can be the hero or villain of your own story in Minecraft? And don’t even get us started on Superman – we’ve got flying pigs and laser-shooting cows that are way cooler than any Man of Steel.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret Wonder Woman game hidden deep within our server. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. See you there, hero!

AnticCraft: Epic Minecraft Shenanigans

amusing capers, amusing pranks, AnticCraft, Antics, comedic adventures, comical escapades, enjoyable hijinks, entertaining stunts, entertaining tomfoolery, Epic, fun memories, Funny Moments, greatest antics, hilarious antics, humorous incidents, jovial tricks, lighthearted shenanigans, memorable experiences., Minecraft, mischievous acts, playful behavior, playful mischief, Shenanigans, silly antics

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pigs wearing top hats and monocles come stampeding through your tunnel, followed by a gang of chickens on motorcycles. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache so magnificent, it puts even the most dapper of gentlemen to shame. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted saddle for your trusty steed.

So come join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal when you can have pure, unadulterated antics?

DetentionBreak Minecraft Server

activism, arrest, BREAK IN, civil disobedience, Conflict, demonstration, Detention Facility, DetentionBreak, idf, IDF facility raid, law enforcement, military personnel, Military Police, military protest, Minecraft, political activism, protest movement, Protesters, security breach, Server, soldier detention, soldiers, unauthorized entry

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

come join this epic minecraft server where u can break into detention facilities and arrest soldiers in the name of protest!! we got crazy pvp battles and insane raids that will make u feel like a real rebel! join now and show the military police who’s boss in this wild and wacky world of minecraft madness!

McCraftyMenu – Serving up laughs and blocks!

blocks, business strategy, Competition, consumer behavior, cost analysis, customer satisfaction, economic downturn, fast food, financial performance, laughs, market research, market trends, McCraftyMenu, McDonalds, menu prices, pandemic impact, price adjustments, Prices, pricing strategy, Restaurant (Industry), rethink, revenue decline, sales fall, serving

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3521
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where everything is made out of burgers and fries? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got golden arches everywhere and u can even build ur own mcnugget castle!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground play area where u can battle the evil chicken nugget boss and win a lifetime supply of fries! and if u get hungry while playing, just order from our in-game mcdonald’s delivery service.

so come join us on this epic adventure of fast food and fun! who needs diamonds when u have big macs?

FeatheredHairCraft

animal byproducts, animal hair, animal products, animal-friendly bedding, bedding choices, bedding materials, bedding options, bedding preferences, bird bedding, bird feathers, down feathers, eco-friendly bedding, ethical bedding, FeatheredHairCraft, feathers, hair, human bedding, Human Hair, natural bedding, natural materials, sustainable bedding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magic Items Found:	6241	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own crib and make it as cozy as a bird’s nest! we got feathers flying everywhere and hair from all da birds chillin in da server. u can even make a bed outta feathers and hair if u want, who needs wool anyway?

we got crazy stories like how one time a player built a giant birdhouse and all da chickens in da server moved in and started a chicken rave party. u gotta see it to believe it!

so if u wanna experience da wildest and most feather-filled minecraft server out there, join us now and let’s get this bird party started! squawk squawk!

ElectronCoilCraft

Analysis, CHARGE, chiral patterns, electron microscopy, electron waves, ElectronCoilCraft, innovation, left-handed coils, Mass, Materials, molecules, nanotechnology, Physicists, Quantum Mechanics, research, right-handed coils, Science, study, Technology, wave of electrons

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

So, like, imagine if you could join a Minecraft server where the physicists have like, imprinted chiral patterns onto electrons or whatever. Like, they made left-handed and right-handed coils of mass and charge, which sounds totally crazy, right? But wait, it gets even better. These coils could help you analyze molecules and materials in the game, like some next level stuff. So, if you wanna be a Minecraft scientist and explore the wacky world of electron microscopy, then you gotta join this server ASAP. Who knows what kind of wild adventures and discoveries await you in this electron-filled universe!

CraftTopia SMP

2024.., Active, Adventure, BUILD, classic, Community, CraftTopia, Explore, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, old school, Server, smp, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Tired of all the 2024 servers? Do you want something classic like the old days? CraftTopia is here to help you, this server is an SMP (Survival Multiplayer), this server was designed with the aim of bringing minecraft back to a classic version like in the good old days.

193.84.64.31:25585

firestarter SMP: Where griefers meet their match! Join our thriving community now!

Auction, bedrock, Community, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Griefers, handbook, java, Join, Land claiming, match, Meet, Player Shops, player-driven, quality-of-life tweaks, Shops, smp, THRIVING, Trading, Virtual Economy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	454	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3096	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Server Overview
firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work.

Server Information
🔗 Server address: mc.firestartermc.com (Java port 25565, Bedrock port 19132)
🎥 Server tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jxi2B1_Io2E

Features
– player-driven economy and player-run shops
– grief protection and land claiming
– frequent community events
– tons of small quality-of-life tweaks
– java + bedrock cross-play
– a friendly, fair, and respectful community

You may also be interested in checking out our handbook for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Or consider joining our Discord!

FAQ

Q: Can I grief other players on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed on our server. We have strict rules in place to protect players’ hard work.

Q: How can I participate in the player-driven economy?

A: You can maintain your own shop, auction off unique items, and trade with other players to participate in the virtual economy.

Q: Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

A: Yes, we support Java + Bedrock cross-play on our server.

Q: Are there community events on the server?

A: Yes, we host frequent community events for players to participate in and enjoy.

Q: How can I protect my land on the server?

A: You can claim land and utilize the grief protection features to protect your property from unwanted destruction.

DobsonCraft Minecraft Server

achievement, artist development, Breakthrough, career path, corporate ladder, determination, Dobson, DobsonCraft, dream job, hard work, industry connections, Minecraft, Music (Industry), music executive, networking, opportunity, perseverance, professional journey, record label, Server, Sony, success story, talent acquisition

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Runes Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Ever wondered how Dobson got into Sony? Well, rumor has it that he built an epic replica of the entire Sony headquarters in Minecraft and presented it to the CEO as a gift. Impressed by his dedication and creativity, they offered him a job on the spot! Want to follow in Dobson’s footsteps and land your dream job? Join our Minecraft server and start building your way to success! Who knows, maybe you’ll end up working for Microsoft next!

BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP

90s nostalgia, action, Based, binge watching, Buffy, BuffySlayingMinecraftSMP, Coming of Age, cult classic, currently watching, Drama, FANTASY, first time, Horror, iconic characters, Joss Whedon, Liberian guy, love, strong female lead, Supernatural, tv show, vampire slayer

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Votes:	791
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer! We’ve got a Liberian guy who is so based, you won’t be able to resist joining our crazy adventures. From slaying zombies to building epic bases, this server has it all. So come join us and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before!

LaundryCraft Minecraft Server

aita, anger issues, aviation operations, Chores, cleaning, clothes, Cooking, Diploma, family, full-time, Household, LaundryCraft, law school, MAKE UP, Minecraft, part time, Pay, School, Server, sick, sister, summer school, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s room after a shopping spree? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unpaid chores!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house, only to have your sibling come in and mess it all up just for fun. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server – where every block you place could be sabotaged by someone you thought you could trust.

But don’t worry, we also have epic battles, treasure hunts, and secret alliances to keep things interesting. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with your arch-nemesis to take down a common enemy (looking at you, sister who never does the dishes).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than a family argument over who left the milk out, join our server now! Just remember, in this world, there are no rules – except maybe to always clean up after yourself. Or else. 😉