EuroCraft: No US, Just Billion$

Assistance, bailout, billion, Crisis, DEBT, Diplomacy, Economy, EuroCraft, Europe, european union, financial aid, foreign policy, funding, Geopolitical, imf, international relations, loan, Politics, sanctions, Support, U.S, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8665
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

lol u know what else is worth $39 billion? this epic minecraft server! come join us and be part of the most insane virtual world ever created!

we got diamond blocks that rain from the sky, creepers that explode into confetti, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

our server is so lit that even europe is like “screw u.s., we’re joining this minecraft server instead!”

so what are you waiting for? grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! who needs a $39 billion loan for ukraine when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips!

Crafty Contraception Cove

affordable care act, birth control, Contraception, contraceptive methods, Cove, Crafty, health policy, Healthcare, healthcare disparities, healthcare reform, insurance coverage, legislation, medication access, patient advocacy, pharmaceutical industry, prescription drugs, public health, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, unintended pregnancy, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	9727	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

Melio SMP: Where our trust-based economy is worth more than diamonds!

active members, apply, Builder, Community, Diamond Economy, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Events, Explorer, Longevity, Melio, Minecraft, Playstyle, Server, smp, Survival, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust, Trustbased, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, Whitelist, whitelist community, WORTH..

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Melios <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/fake-king-cobra-snack-prank/">Minecraft Server</a>

Melios Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:
No teleportation or warps
No land claiming system – we operate on a trust system
A vanilla experience – no McMMO, SlimeFun, Jobs, etc.
Custom world generator, TerraformGenerator
Diamond-based economy and shopping district
A world with longevity in mind; we don’t plan on resetting!
Events!

Our philosophy is simple: keep the core experience vanilla, and keep our server centered around the community.

Interested in joining? Apply through our Discord.

Find out more at meliosmp.com.

FAQs:

1. How do I join the server?

You can apply through our Discord server. Join the Discord server using the link provided above and follow the instructions for whitelist application.

2. Can I use mods or cheats on the server?

No, we strictly enforce a no-mods, no-cheats policy on our server to maintain a fair and enjoyable gameplay experience for all players.

3. Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

While there are no specific age restrictions, we expect all players to behave maturely and follow the server rules to create a welcoming and friendly community environment.

Apologies for the Hungarians Minecraft Server

apologies, Apology, attractiveness, beauty standards, comparison, Cultural differences, cultural stereotypes, CUTER, Czech girls, czech republic, dating preferences, Eastern European culture, eastern european women, ethnicity, European countries, gender preferences, Hungarian girls, Hungarians, Minecraft, Nationality, physical appearance, Server, societal perceptions, Sorry Hungarians

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	251
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	2576	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as a paprika-filled goulash? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got Czech girls who are so cute, they’ll make your blocky heart skip a beat! Sorry, Hungarians, but when it comes to pixelated beauty, the Czech girls on our server take the cake (or should we say, the kolache?). Join us for a wild ride filled with adorable avatars, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the virtual town square. Who needs Budapest when you can have Prague right at your fingertips? So come on over and see for yourself why Czech girls are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

Zoomer Girls Minecraft SMP Anime

Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime girl’s, anime girls list, anime girls ranking, anime girls to follow, anime girls to love, anime girls to stan, anime girls to watch, anime recommendations, best anime girls, Cute girls, favorite characters, Female Characters, Girls, Kawaii, Minecraft, Otaku, smp, top zoomer girls, waifu, Zoomer, Zoomer Girls

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun is at! Join us if you want to post your favorite zoomer girls in anime and debate who would win in a fight between Sailor Moon and Naruto (spoiler alert: it’s obviously Sailor Moon, duh).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame dragons with just a wink of their eye. Rumor has it that they once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of creepers and won without breaking a sweat. So if you want to learn the ways of the dragon whisperer and become a true Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can do the most epic dance moves you’ve ever seen. Imagine a creeper doing the Macarena while exploding in a rainbow of colors – that’s the kind of entertainment you can expect on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret it a little bit).

CraftyGiftsNoBiz

Boundaries, coworker jealousy, coworker relationships, CraftyGiftsNoBiz, Friendship Dynamics, Jealousy, lunchtime etiquette, office gossip, office politics, personal boundaries, privacy, professional relationships, social interactions, supervisor relationships, work friendships, work-life balance, workplace behavior, workplace communication, workplace dynamics, workplace hierarchy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your office? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the jealousy and passive-aggressiveness of Jane, the supervisor who can’t handle her friend Tina having other friends. Watch out for Jane’s beacon that alerts her whenever you’re having a good time with Tina, because she just can’t stand to be left out. Will you be the one to stand up to Jane and reclaim your lunchtime conversations with Tina? Or will you join forces with Jane to keep Tina all to yourselves? The choice is yours on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

quit being a people pleaser, quit being a perfectionist, quit being afraid to take risks, quit being closed-minded, quit being indecisive, quit being judgmental, quit being lazy, quit being pessimistic, quit being self-critical, quit comparing yourself to others, quit living in the past, quit making excuses, quit negative self-talk, quit overthinking, quit procrastination, quit seeking validation from others, quit self-doubt, quit smoking, quit toxic relationships, quit unhealthy eating habits, QuitLifeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where you can procrastinate on all your real-life problems and focus on building epic structures instead!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the monotony of everyday life. We have a thriving community of players who are always down for a good time, whether it’s organizing a massive prank war or embarking on a quest to find the rarest block in the game.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that anyone who manages to tame the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your adulting woes behind! Who needs a job or a social life when you can spend all day mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes?

CraftyCringeLand

awkward situations, CraftyCringeLand, cringe-worthy memories, embarrassing anecdotes, embarrassing blunders, embarrassing confessions, embarrassing fails, embarrassing incidents, embarrassing memories, embarrassing mishaps, embarrassing mistakes, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing moments in life, embarrassing regrets, embarrassing revelations, embarrassing situations., embarrassing slip-ups, embarrassing stories, funny stories, humiliating experiences, social faux pas

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Have you ever accidentally punched a sheep instead of shearing it? Or maybe you tried to ride a pig but ended up falling into a pit of lava? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace the derpiness and celebrate the fails! Join us for a wild ride of epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Hezbollah Havoc: Beirut Boom & Israel Strike

airstrikes, Beirut, boom, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Havoc, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, strike, targeted strike, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and destruction that even Israel is getting involved! we got rockets flying everywhere and targeted strikes in Beirut, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! join now for a chance to witness the madness and maybe even join in on the action! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem in minecraft! #minecraftwarzone #jointhefun #israelvshezbollah

Crafty COVID Chronicles

Chronicles, coronavirus, covid, Covid-19, Crafty, Failure, Healthcare, long covid, long-term effects, Medical Treatment, mRNA products, mRNA vaccines, pandemic, physician-confirmed, post-viral syndrome, Prevention, public health, research, respiratory illness, SARS-CoV-2, study, vaccine efficacy, viral infection

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	29
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

lol u know what prevents long-covid? joining our epic minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers. come join us and never worry about long-covid again, cuz we got potions that make you invincible. trust me, i once saw a player take on a whole army of zombies with just a stick and come out without a scratch. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

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