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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8116 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz there are like so many girls on here, like for realz. They all be building cute lil houses and taming wolves and stuff. It’s like a virtual sorority house but with creepers and diamonds, ya feel me?
And like, the admins are so cool, they give out free diamond armor to new players cuz they’re like Oprah with the giveaways. You get diamond armor, and YOU get diamond armor, everybody gets diamond armorrrrrr!
Plus, the spawn area is like a giant disco party with glowstone dance floors and music playing all the time. It’s lit AF, my dude. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn flying around shooting rainbows out of its butt.
So yeah, come join this server and experience the madness for yourself. It’s like a psychedelic trip through a pixelated wonderland, but with more explosions and less bad trips. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of WTF.
