🔥Lipolysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

Adipocytes, Adipokines, Adipose tissue, Adipose tissue biology, Adipose tissue function, BaconCraft, Brown adipose tissue, Burn, CTRP9, Edition, energy expenditure, fat, gene expression, Glucose metabolism, high-fat diet, Insulin sensitivity, lipid metabolism, Lipolysis, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, Thermogenesis

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

SisLifeSufferCraft

advice, Communication, consequences, consequences of actions, Decision making, Empathy, family, parenting, Pregnancy, reality check, relationships, sibling dynamics, SisLifeSufferCraft, sister, sisterly advice, Support, teen pregnancy, teenage struggles, teenage years, tough love, Understanding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Towns Built:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you a reality check like no other? Look no further than our server, where we promise to remind you that your decisions have consequences! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my sister got pregnant and I had to give her a harsh reality check. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – so join now and brace yourself for the unexpected!

PixelPerfect

attractiveness signals, Body language, charisma, Charm, compliments, eye contact, facial symmetry, fashion sense, grooming habits, nonverbal cues, physical appearance, PixelPerfect, positive feedback, Posture, PRESENCE, self-confidence, signs of attractiveness, Smile, Social Skills, Style

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like they just crawled out of a dirt block? Well, look no further, because our server is the hottest place to be for all the good looking players out there!

Join us and you’ll know you’re good looking when all the creepers stop in their tracks to admire your pixelated beauty. Your character will be turning heads left and right, causing other players to drop their diamond swords in awe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that on our server, the Ender Dragon himself has a crush on anyone with a high level of charisma. So strut your stuff and show off your blocky charm to win over the heart of the most eligible dragon in all of Minecraft.

So come on down to our server and show the world that being good looking isn’t just a dream, it’s a reality in the world of Minecraft.

LoveCraftedTrading

act of love, children, Chores, Communication, Contribution, DISRESPECTFUL, Favors, gagging, healthy relationship, love, LoveCraftedTrading, Manipulation, nagging, Partnership, Respect, romantic relationships, self standards, sex workers, sexism, transactional, Understanding

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
New Chunks Explored:	263197	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ores Mined:	8102	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Forget about all that relationship drama, we’re here to have a good time and mine some diamonds.

Join us for a chance to win virtual diamonds by completing crazy challenges like building a castle made entirely of TNT or riding a pig off a cliff. Who needs nagging when you can have gagging… on all the laughter you’ll experience on our server!

Don’t worry about doing chores or taking care of anyone but yourself in the game. We promote self-love and self-care by letting you focus on your Minecraft adventures without any distractions.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of gagging (from all the jokes, of course). See you in the game!

Welcome to MCSnips2 where our mods are like a snip-snip haircut – short and stylish! Join our exclusive VIP haircut club on version 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, club, community effort, Construct, Create with Trains, Custom Loot, customnpcs, Dungeons, dynamic trees, Enhanced Structures, Ever-growing Forests, Exciting Mods, exclusive, Expansive Exploration, Fruit Harvesting, Haircut, immersive quests, Join, Lively Storekeepers, Machines, MCSnips2, Modded, Mods, railways, short, snipsnip, Storyline, stylish, Transportation Systems, Version, Vip, Yung’s Better Everything

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	2027	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Citizen Snips Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Dynamic Trees with Fruit	Wander through lush, ever-growing forests where you can harvest delicious fruit straight from the trees.
Create with Trains	Construct incredible machines and build your very own railways. Let your imagination run wild with the Create mod!
Yung’s Better Everything with Custom Loot	Discover enhanced structures filled with custom loot. Every exploration is a new adventure with better dungeons, mines, and more!
CustomNPCs for Quests and Storekeepers	Dive into immersive quests and visit lively storekeepers in our bustling Spawn Town market. Quests begin next week, so get in early and get a head start!
Unveil the Storyline	Engage in a dynamic, evolving storyline. Uncover hidden clues and dive into custom dungeons as the worldborder expands. Be part of the community effort to reveal the mysteries of the world!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2?

Message us anywhere for an invite and join us in-game!

When do quests begin in the server?

Quests will begin next week, so make sure to join early to get a head start!

What is the main focus of the server?

The main focus of Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2 is on adventure, creativity, and community engagement through a dynamic storyline.

Debt-Free Hololive Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Potions Brewed:	117
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers sing show tunes, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it! Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for an entire castle made out of cake and got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be careful of the exploding rainbow sheep – they’re a real blast!

SemiticCraft Minecraft Server

anti-Jewish, anti-Semitic attacks, anti-Semitic propaganda, antisemitism, bbc news, Bigotry, cyberbullying, digital hate, discrimination, extremist behavior, hate crimes, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, online abuse, online harassment, online trolling, prejudice, racism, religious discrimination., SemiticCraft, Server, social media

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7282
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	New Chunks Explored:	767999
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of llamas ready to take you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the evil Ender Dragon is always lurking, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxe and turn it into a rubber chicken.

But fear not, our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who ride around on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And if you ever get lost in the vast world of our server, just look for the giant neon pink castle made entirely of cake – that’s our spawn point!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

BuzzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1396	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	209
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of hearing the same old buzzwords like “innovative” and “cutting-edge”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the epitome of absurdity and chaos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyCreeperCafe

Ambiance, atmosphere, bistro, brasserie, cafe, Chef, Concept, CraftyCreeperCafe, Creative, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, eatery, establishment, Food, gastropub, ideas, menu, name.., Restaurant, TAVERN

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

KaspyCraft: No Russian Ties!

Bans, biden, cyber threats, cybersecurity, cybersecurity software, Espionage, foreign relations, Government, intelligence agencies, Kaspersky, KaspyCraft, national security, political decision, russia, Russian, Sales, sanctions, software, software ban, Technology, TIES, U.S

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

so like, u know how biden banned that kaspersky software? well, we got a minecraft server that’s so lit, even biden would wanna play on it! join us and build crazy stuff with your friends, like a giant toilet made out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our server is so secure, even russia can’t hack it! come join the fun and see why everyone is talking about our epic minecraft server!

PresiCraft23

23 years, american history, Campaign, Democracy, election, Government, History, INAUGURATION, last name, leadership, long last names, more than 5 letters, Oval Office, Politics, PresiCraft23, presidential trivia, term limit, united states, US president, Voting, White House

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

LOL this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of bacon! Why join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could do the moonwalk better than Michael Jackson. And guess what? That chicken is a mod on this server! Plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind the Ender Dragon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?) Let’s build a world where the only rule is to have fun and laugh until your sides hurt. See you there, my fellow blockheads!