Lipolysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

Adipocytes, Adipokines, Adipose tissue, Adipose tissue biology, Adipose tissue function, BaconCraft, Brown adipose tissue, Burn, CTRP9, Edition, energy expenditure, fat, gene expression, Glucose metabolism, high-fat diet, Insulin sensitivity, lipid metabolism, Lipolysis, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, Thermogenesis

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

Havenhold Adventures

Economy, Roleplay Quests Dungeons PvP Economy Towny Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Build battles Parkour Custom plugins Custom map Hardcore mode Trading, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	191
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3501
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crops Grown:	4824
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mines Excavated:	4278	Villages Defended:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Votes:	8025	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	6742	Crops Grown:	9795

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Divine Spears Created:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	736
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Buildings Constructed:	44
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7587
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Potions Brewed:	59
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.