lipid profile Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

KetoCraft: Carb-Free Adventure

Adventure, Atherosclerosis, Blood lipid levels, CarbFree, Carbohydrate restriction, cardiovascular disease, cholesterol levels, clinical trial, Coronary artery disease, dietary intervention, health outcomes, heart health, high-fat diet, KETO trial, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, LDL cholesterol, lipid profile, low carb diet, metabolic health, nutrition research, vascular health, weight loss

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5221
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

LOL DO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER?? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH.

SO BASICALLY, THIS SERVER IS LIKE IF STEVE DECIDED TO EAT NOTHING BUT CAKE AND THEN STARTED FLYING AROUND LIKE A CRAZY CHICKEN.

WE GOT DIAMONDS COMING OUT OF OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

JOIN US AND YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN GOLD LIKE A DOLPHIN IN A SEA OF LAVA.

SO COME ON OVER AND LET’S BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, CHEESE.

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Butter2OilCraft

Blood fat profiles, BUTTER, Butter2OilCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, dietary fats, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy lifestyle, heart health, high-quality plant unsaturated fats, lipid metabolism, lipid profile, nutrition, nutrition science, Oil, plant based diet, Preventive medicine., saturated animal fats, saturated fats, unsaturated fats

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1895
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

Pixelated AI Collective

ai, Algorithms, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, cognitive computing, Collective, Collective consciousness, data science, deep learning, digital transformation, Ethics, Future, human-made data, innovation, intelligence, machine learning, neural networks, pixelated, programming, robotics, society, Technology

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where we create AIs using human data so we can form a collective consciousness and take over the world!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!

Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Towns Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
New Chunks Explored:	581207	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!