lipid metabolism Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nano Fat Blocker Server

animal testing, Blocker, dietary intervention, digestive system, experimental treatment, fat, fat absorption, gastrointestinal health, Health Innovation, high-fat diet, lipid absorption, lipid metabolism, Medical research, mice study, Nano, nanotechnology, novel therapy, obesity prevention, obesity treatment, oral nanotherapy, pharmaceutical development, Server, Small intestine, weight management

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	1

haha, dis server is like dat new oral nanotherapy but for ur minecraft experience, yo! we make ur small intestine (aka ur minecraft skills) absorb less fat (aka bad stuff) so u can avoid obesity (aka being a noob) and be a pro gamer! join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before, cuz we got da magic potion to make u unstoppable! come on, don’t be a mouse, be a lion in dis crazy minecraft jungle!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Armor Forged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

DopamineCraft Senescence

aging, Autophagy, cellular senescence, DopamineCraft, dopaminergic neurons, inflammation, Lipid accumulation, lipid droplets, lipid homeostasis, lipid metabolism, Lipid Peroxidation, lipid signaling, Mitochondrial Dysfunction, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative diseases, neuronal aging, neuronal dysfunction, neuroprotection, Oxidative Stress, Parkinson’s Disease, Senescence, senescent cells

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

hey u! yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in ur computer but with blocks and stuff! we got so much fun things to do like building giant statues of chickens or riding pigs off cliffs (don’t worry they respawn)!

and get this, our server is so crazy that it actually cures brain damage! yep, that’s right! just by playing on our server, u will feel like a genius in no time! u’ll be building redstone contraptions like a pro and outsmarting creepers left and right!

oh, and did we mention that our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens? yep, they wear tiny little lab coats and everything! they even figured out how to make diamonds rain from the sky (not literally, but wouldn’t that be cool?)!

so come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! u won’t regret it! (unless u hate fun, but who hates fun?)

CholesterolCraftOmega3

cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, CholesterolCraftOmega3, Dietary supplements, fatty acids, genetic factors, genetic predisposition, genetic risk, health, healthy lifestyle, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, lipid metabolism, Long-term Health, nutrition, omega-3, Prevention, research, study, Supplements

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1395
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Emeralds Found:	574
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing.

Butter2OilCraft

Blood fat profiles, BUTTER, Butter2OilCraft, cardiovascular health, cholesterol levels, dietary fats, health benefits, healthy diet, healthy lifestyle, heart health, high-quality plant unsaturated fats, lipid metabolism, lipid profile, nutrition, nutrition science, Oil, plant based diet, Preventive medicine., saturated animal fats, saturated fats, unsaturated fats

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mines Excavated:	3854	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic cuz it’s like a magical land where u can replace all the gross animal fats with, like, super cool plant unsaturated fats. it’s like a health spa for ur Minecraft character, dude. u can, like, literally see the blood fat profiles changing in real time as u make the switch. it’s like a science experiment but in Minecraft. plus, the oil looks so shiny and pretty in the game, it’s like u have a fancy chef cooking for u all the time. join now and level up ur health game while u play Minecraft, it’s like a win-win situation, bro.

BrainCrafters: Mapping Minds & Mining Memes

brain chemistry, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain structure, BrainCrafters, human brain, lipid analysis, lipid composition, lipid distribution, lipid metabolism, lipid profiling, lipidomics, lipids, Map, Mapping, Medical research, memes, Minds.., Mining, Neurological Research, neuroscience, researchers

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A BRAIN BUT BETTER CUZ WE GOT LIPIDS! JOIN US AND EXPLORE THE WACKY WORLD OF BRAIN LIPIDS IN MINECRAFT!

WE GOT LIPIDS FOR DAYS, FOLKS! YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF LIPIDS, RIDE A LIPID HORSE, OR EVEN FIGHT A LIPID DRAGON!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A LIPID MASTER! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT LIPIDS, AMIRITE?

SO COME ON DOWN TO THE BRAIN LIPID SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

LipidCraftLiverRx

blood lipids, cholesterol, DRUG, health, lipid metabolism, lipid-lowering drug, LipidCraftLiverRx, liver damage, liver disease, liver function, liver function tests, liver health, liver pathology, liver treatment, Medical research, medication, metabolic disorders, metabolic syndrome, pemafibrate, Treatment, triglycerides

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	1776	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You join our server and suddenly you’re in this magical land where all your wildest dreams come true. Like, seriously, you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. And get this, there’s a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and dance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has this super rare drug called pemafibrate that can make your character super strong and powerful. Like, you’ll be able to defeat any boss with just one hit and never have to worry about losing a battle again. Plus, it’s also a cure for liver disease, so you’ll be the healthiest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BaconCraft: Fat Burn Edition

Adipocytes, Adipokines, Adipose tissue, Adipose tissue biology, Adipose tissue function, BaconCraft, Brown adipose tissue, Burn, CTRP9, Edition, energy expenditure, fat, gene expression, Glucose metabolism, high-fat diet, Insulin sensitivity, lipid metabolism, Lipolysis, metabolic disorders, metabolism, Mice, obesity, Obesity-related diseases, Thermogenesis

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Enchantments Applied:	198	Alien Abductions:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server, where we promote brown adipose tissue lipolysis in mice fed a high-fat diet! why? because our server is so lit, even the mice are getting shredded! imagine your minecraft character getting ripped just by playing on our server, it’s like a workout and a gaming session all in one!

we have crazy challenges like fighting off hordes of creepers while doing burpees, or mining for diamonds while doing squats. our players have reported losing weight and gaining muscle just from playing on our server, it’s like a gym membership but way more fun!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and get ready to sweat it out in the world of minecraft like never before! let’s get shredded together, one block at a time!

EnzymeInhibitorCraft

balance restoration, brain health, enzyme inhibitor, enzyme therapy, EnzymeInhibitorCraft, excitation, inhibition, lipid activation, lipid metabolism, mental disorders, mental health, neural circuits, neural pathways, neurological disorders, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pharmacology, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, symptom alleviation, Treatment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Mines Excavated:	4172
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	107

so like, join our minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy treatment with an enzyme inhibitor that like, stops lipids from activating or whatever. it’s gonna make your brain go WOOSH and balance out all the crazy stuff happenin’ in your head. no more mental disorders, just pure minecraft fun! come on, you know you wanna join and experience the magic of our server. it’s gonna be like a party in your brain, but with blocks and stuff. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the enzyme inhibitor do its thang!

BabyRageQuitCraft

Apology, baby, baby names, BabyRageQuitCraft, Birth, Communication, Conflict, emotional, family, Gatekeeping, Hospital, infertility, nephew, parents, postpartum, relationships, Sensitive, sensitivity, sister, snooping, Therapy

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	182

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a few baby name disputes.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about your sister stealing your favorite baby name. Explore vast landscapes, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or baby name books) along the way.

Don’t let post-partum drama bring you down – join our server and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon the perfect baby name for your future virtual offspring. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave the real world behind – after all, in Minecraft, the only limits are your creativity (and maybe your sister’s snooping skills).

LifeSaverLlama in Minecraft SMP

accident, chance, close call, destiny, fate, Fortunate, fortunate event, Grateful, guardian angel, Hero, intervention, Life, LifeSaverLlama, Minecraft, Miracle, near miss, rescue, SAVING, smp, Twist of fate, unexpected, unexpected turn

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find yourself accidentally saving someone’s virtual life! Picture this: you’re out mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you. But wait! Your trusty pet wolf jumps in front of you, taking the hit and sacrificing itself to save you. And just like that, you become a hero in the virtual world. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you – who knows, you might just become a hero too!

CraftyBullying

acceptance, Behavior, bullying, changing times, Childhood, consequences, CraftyBullying, cyberbullying, education, fads, fashion, internet, Nostalgia, peer pressure, School, social media, social norms, societal norms, Technology, tolerance, trends

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Items Found:	4051	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Emeralds Found:	345
Potions Brewed:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Remember when wearing socks with sandals would have gotten you a one-way ticket to Wedgie Town? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, not only is it totally acceptable, it’s encouraged! In fact, we have a whole fashion show dedicated to the best sock and sandal combos in the game. Join us and show off your unique style while exploring our world filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking trees (yes, you read that right). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a trendsetter in a world where the weirder, the better!

UkraineCamStopperMC

bordering countries, cautionary measures, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, dating sites, digital footprint, Information Security, internet usage, online behavior, online privacy, online safety, online surveillance, personal information, privacy concerns, regional security, Russian regions, security cameras, Surveillance, Ukraine, UkraineCamStopperMC

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Votes:	9505	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

hey you, yeah you! are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for you! come join us on a wild ride filled with unicorns, talking trees, and a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret. our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds grow on trees. not convinced yet? how about this – every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into bacon strips.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse. trust me, you won’t regret it. just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something mischievous.

ShedderCraft: DNA Profiling Server

affordable testing, cell shedding, crime investigation, Crime Scene, crime scene analysis., criminal investigation, criminal profiling, Dna, DNA analysis, DNA profiling, dna testing, forensic evidence, forensic science, natural shedding, perpetrator, Profiling, robust methodology, Server, shedder status, ShedderCraft, skin cells, skin shedding, suspect identification, time estimation

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we test your SHEDDER STATUS by seeing how many SKIN CELLS you leave behind in the game! we use this info to track your every move and determine if you are a true CRIME SCENE MASTERMIND or just a noob! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart our DNA profiling system! it’s like CSI meets Minecraft, but way more ridiculous! sign up now for a chance to prove your innocence or guilt in the most bizarre way possible!

RIFTCRAFT: Where the only thing we mine is your time!

bedrock tweaks, Community, DIMENSION, Discord, dragonfire, Farming, Furniture, gameplay, Gravestones, Minecraft, mini blocks, Mob Heads, Mods, Realms, Reset, RIFTCRAFT, Server, Sleep, smp, Time, Utilities

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Dimension Hops:	7

Riftcraft Minecraft Server

Mods Included
World utilities
Gravestones
Furniture (the good one)
Farming
Dragonfire (full vs and lite)
One player sleep
Mini blocks
Mob heads

If interested, feel free to PM for Discord details!

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server?

A: Yes, feel free to PM for Discord details to join the community!

Q: Will the realm ever be reset?

A: No, this realm will never be reset for continuous enjoyment.

Q: What makes Riftcraft different?

A: We have added mods to enhance gameplay and create a unique experience for players.

ScreamCraft Minecraft Server

annoyance, city life, Community, disruptive behavior, disturbance, disturbance complaints, disturbance control, Frustration, loud noises, Minecraft, Neighborhood, noise disturbance, noise pollution, noisy neighbors, outside, people, public disturbance, residential area, ScreamCraft, screaming, Server, shouting, urban living

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Emeralds Found:	8544	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Tired of all the noise pollution from those pesky neighbors? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a peaceful virtual world where the only screams you’ll hear are from players falling into lava pits or getting chased by creepers! Say goodbye to noisy neighbors and hello to a serene gaming experience. Join now and start building your own virtual fortress to block out those real-life distractions!

RemakeCraft SMP: The Blocky Revival

American classics, Asian remake, Attention, audience reception, blocky, cinematic diversity, creative reinterpretation, cross-cultural storytelling, cultural adaptation, film criticism, film industry, foreign films, foreign remakes, global cinema., Hollywood, international cinema, Knock Knock, movie buffs, remake potential, remake trends, RemakeCraft, Remakes, Revival, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of insanity? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner chaos! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that leads straight to a diamond-filled volcano, where you can mine to your heart’s content while dodging lava-riding creepers.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares challenge you. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we host every Sunday – it’s a llama-zing time!

So why waste your time on boring old SMPs when you can join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime? Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and zombies breakdance. Join now and let the madness begin!

DadEmailOnly Minecraft Server

Classes, dad’s email, DadEmailOnly, family dynamics, family relationships, high school, locker setup, Minecraft, parent communication, parent contact, parent involvement, parent notification, parent preferences, parent responsibilities, parent updates, parents, school administration, school communication, school newsletter, school registration, Server, step parent, stepmom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	472
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	8595	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which Minecraft pet to adopt next! Build your dream world with your virtual family and leave the real-life parent drama behind. Plus, we have a special feature where you can add as many parents as you want, no questions asked! Join now and let the virtual parenting begin! #MinecraftFamilyFun #NoParentalDrama #VirtualParentsGalore

CabCraft: Clothes Toss

Apology, attitude, awkward silence, CAB, CabCraft, clothes, cough, double date, FaceTime, Fever, Friends, hang out, headache, husband, infectious, phone call, sick, Toss, Virus, virus risk, wrong

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	48
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and craziness of real life, just like this wild story! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual world where you can be the master of your own destiny.

Looking for a place to hang out with friends and have a blast? Look no further! Our server is the perfect spot for double or triple dates with your in-game buddies. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with your pals?

Feeling under the weather? No problem! Our server is the perfect place to chill and relax, even if you have a virtual virus causing you to have a Minecraft flu. Plus, there’s no need to worry about infecting anyone else in the game – unless you want to start a virtual epidemic, that is!

Join us now and experience the ultimate gaming escape where you can leave all the real-life craziness behind. Who needs awkward FaceTime calls and cab rides when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world? Don’t be an in-game asshole – come join us today!