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/tp @p ~ ~ ~ 1000000000 miles away Minecraft SMP
What’s the tea, sis? Join our Minecraft SMP for some smoochy smoochy action! Our players are always ready to pucker up and show some love. Who needs diamonds when you can have kisses, am I right? So come on over and get ready to plant some virtual smooches on your fellow players. It’s a love fest like no other! -
MeCraft Server: Literally Lit
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon this server and found their long-lost twin. No, seriously, they looked exactly alike and even had the same taste in block placement. It was like looking into a mirror, but in pixel form.
But that’s not all! This server is also home to a legendary chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. So forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with this blinged-out chicken and watch the riches roll in.
Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time down there with glowstone dance floors and creepers busting out their best moves.
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure because who knows what other absurdities you’ll encounter. Plus, you might just find your pixelated doppelganger or dance with a diamond-laying chicken. The possibilities are endless!
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WarehouseWaging Minecraft Server
“Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world grind like this legend did! Imagine a world where you can build your wealth by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. No student debt here, just endless possibilities and blocky adventures. Plus, our community is filled with immigrants from all over the Minecraft world, ready to welcome you with open arms. So leave the warehouse slavery behind and join us for a party at the virtual block concert, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of invisibility. Reddit and 4chan approved, because who needs real friends when you have a diamond pickaxe and a stack of emeralds?” -
CraftyHeartbreak Minecraft Server
So, get this – my ex said I spent too much time playing on this Minecraft server. Can you believe that? Like, hellooo, have you seen the epic builds and crazy adventures I’ve been having on there? It’s not just a server, it’s a whole freakin’ universe of awesomeness!I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.
Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?
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BlockyBedSurprises
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!Join our server and experience the thrill of trying out new things in bed…I mean, in Minecraft! From building a giant bedrock fortress to battling mobs in your pajamas, the possibilities are endless. Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so exhilarating when you’re wearing a comfy onesie?
So why wait? Join our server now and discover the unexpected joys of Minecraft in bed…I mean, in our server! Just be prepared for some wild and crazy adventures that will leave you laughing (and maybe blushing) for days.
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NATOcraft: Biden’s Blocky Air Defense
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more air defenses than ukraine thanks to biden opening up the NATO summit. protect your virtual land from any potential threats with our top-notch security measures. who needs nukes when you have minecraft blocks to build impenetrable fortresses? join now and show those creepers who’s boss! #BidenDefenseSquad #NATOSummitMadness -
AIWatchdogCraft
so like, imagine a minecraft server where AI is watching your every move, but not in a creepy way, more like a helpful way. like, it’s there to make sure you’re being the best minecraft player you can be.if you join this server, the AI will make sure you’re always on your A game. it’ll give you tips on how to mine more efficiently, build epic structures, and even battle mobs like a pro.
but here’s the kicker – if you start slacking off, the AI will call you out on it. it’ll be like, “hey, get back to work, lazy bones!” and you’ll be like, “okay, okay, i’m on it!”
plus, the AI is super supportive. it’ll cheer you on when you’re doing well, give you virtual high fives, and even throw a virtual party when you reach a milestone.
so come join our minecraft server and let the AI be your new best friend. trust us, you won’t want to quit once you see how awesome it is!
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FRIEDON GET A FREEBIES HERE – /HACK Minecraft server
The owner of the server «FRIDON TUT GET FREEBIES – HACK» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.m22.tmine.su