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LionBroSwimQuest

African river, channel, Competition, crocodiles, documented, Duo, Females, fierce, Find, hippos, Journey, lion brothers, LionBroSwimQuest, lionesses, mounted, park, predator-infested, record-breaking swim, risky journey, study

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

come join our minecraft server where you can be as brave as those lion brothers crossing a river full of hippos and crocodiles. we have lionesses waiting for you on the other side, ready to be wooed by your minecraft skills. the competition is fierce but you can show them who’s boss in our epic virtual savannah. swim across rivers, dodge predators, and find love in the most unexpected places. join now and embark on a journey like no other, just like those daring lion brothers.

MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U

Abuse, aita, bank account, cheque, decision, family drama, Flashbacks, Inheritance, life changing, millionaire family, MillionaireMoochersNoCash4U, money problems, narcissist, privileged, Properties, relationships, Rent, shock, step grandfather, Struggling, UNFAIR

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your crazy family drama and build your own virtual empire! Need a break from entitled millionaires demanding your inheritance? Join us and create your own wealth by mining diamonds and building epic castles.

On our server, you can team up with other players to take on challenges and conquer dungeons, just like facing off against your greedy relatives in real life. And don’t worry, there are no narcissistic grandfathers here to ruin your fun – just friendly players looking to have a good time.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own destiny and leave all the family drama behind. Plus, who needs a massive inheritance when you can mine for your own riches and become the wealthiest player in the game? So come on, join us and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

NomNomCraft

addictive foods, Binge Eating, can’t resist, cant stop eating, comfort food, constant munching, endless snacking, food addiction, food cravings, food obsession, guilty pleasure, indulgent treats, insatiable appetite, insatiable hunger, irresistible snacks, never satisfied, never-ending munching, NomNomCraft, nonstop eating, snack attack, uncontrollable cravings

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of eating the same old boring food in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special food called “Diamond Cake” that once you take a bite, you won’t be able to stop eating it! Legend has it that players who eat this delicious treat gain superpowers and can fly around the server like a majestic unicorn. Join us now and indulge in the tastiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

anniversary, CASUALTIES, Conflict, dissent, extremism, Faction, gaza, Hamas, Israel, long-term effects, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, opposition, Palestinian, Political, resistance, Server, Support, Toll, Unrest, violence, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

LOLZ come join dis Minecraft server where we fight like Hamas in Gaza but with blocks instead of bombs! Our war is so epic, it’s like a year-long battle of epic proportions! The toll is heavy but the support is weak, just like our enemies when they see our epic builds and PvP skills! Join now and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when you can have chaos and fun instead! Let’s show those dissenters what we’re made of, block by block!

PutinCraft2020

collusion, Communication, controversial, current events, Diplomacy, donald trump, election loss, foreign relations, international affairs, News, phone calls, political leaders, president, Presidential election, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, united states, us politics, White House, world leaders

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchantments Applied:	153
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, this server is like the best thing since diamonds in minecraft. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, donald trump and putin were playing minecraft together on this server. they were building a wall around their base to keep out all the haters. but then, they got a call from herobrine asking for help defeating the ender dragon. so, they put their political differences aside and teamed up to take down the dragon. it was epic. now, if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, you gotta join this server. who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll get into. plus, you might even get a call from trump or putin themselves. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Balance: Earth’s Future

#sustainability, balance, blocky, carbon footprint, cattle, climate change, Earth, Earths, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental impact, Future, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, human population, Humanity, INCREASE, Livestock, overpopulation, population growth, Sheep, vital signs

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mines Excavated:	2533
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

LOLZ come join dis server where we gotz da craziest balance of human population and animals yo! we gotz 200,000 peeps poppin up every day like mushrooms after da rain, and 170,000 cows and sheep joinin da party too! our greenhouse gas emissions be breakin records like a boss! come join da fun and help us tip da scales of humanity’s future, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌍🔥🐄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

Blocky Manga Minecraft Server

2024.., action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, Characters, comedy, comics, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Issue 45, japanese, magazine, Manga, manga artists, Minecraft, Popular, Serialized, Server, SHONEN, Stories, Weekly publication, Weekly Shonen Magazine

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where everything is made of cake. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of frosting and sprinkles, and ride around on a unicorn made of chocolate.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for the absurd!

Minecraft SMP – Relentless Formula One General – Lewis Robbed? Red Bull Domination? Wake Up Edition

#FantasyGP, adrian newey., Alpine 100 Race Plan, Bull, Domination, Edition, F1 title, Fernando Alonso, Formula, formula one, general, haas, Lewis, Lewis Hamilton, Max Verstappen, mclaren, Mercedes, Minecraft, Nico Hülkenberg, Pierre Wache, Ralf Schumacher, red, red bull, RELENTLESS, robbed, smp, United States Grand Prix, wake, WCC Standings, WDC Standings, WEC Standings.

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	885824	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more intense than the Alpine 100 Race Plan? Join our server where the WDC standings are decided by who can build the most epic base and the WCC standings are based on who can mine the most diamonds!

We’ve got more drama than a pit stop mishap, with Newey revealing why he’s still helping Red Bull even after starting at Aston Martin, and Hulkenberg predicting that Haas will be a serious competitor in the years to come – forget about the Nether, this is where the real action is!

Join now and race to the top of the leaderboard, just like Verstappen racing to get his first win in 8 races! With more twists and turns than a Monaco street circuit, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft SMP. Plus, rumor has it that Fernando Alonso is aiming to win his third F1 title in the next two or three years – can you beat him to it in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of building, mining, and competing in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

NoSoloMinecraftServer

25F, 25M, apartment, DATING, graduate student, guest, House, kitchen, long-term partners, NoSoloMinecraftServer, ontario, partner, private items, rent controlled, roommate, roommates, snooping, Unattended, UNCOMFORTABLE, University, Valuables

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8612
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can mine diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of living with roommates who bring their significant others over without asking!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find out that your roommate’s partner has been using your enchanting table without permission. Oh, the horror! But wait, it gets better – they might even leave their pets roaming around your base, causing chaos wherever they go.

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can stand up for your rights as a player! No more will you have to tolerate strangers using your brewing stand or stealing your precious loot. Join us and together we will fight against the tyranny of unattended guests in our virtual homes!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic adventure filled with twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a roommate who thinks they can do whatever they want. It’s time to show them who’s boss in this wild world of Minecraft madness!

MommaDramaCraft

childhood trauma, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, emotional scars, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family relationships, gender bias, gender disappointment, lack of compassion, lack of love, maternal disappointment, maternal favoritism, MommaDramaCraft, parental expectations, parental favoritism, parental neglect, Resentment, sibling jealousy, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave behind the gender disappointment of your parents! Our server is filled with adventures, treasures, and no gender bias!

Imagine a world where you are the favorite child, where you get all the gifts and attention you deserve. On our server, you can be the star of the show, just like Lily in real life. No more feeling left out or unloved, because on our server, you are the chosen one!

So come join us and leave behind the family drama. Build your own kingdom, find hidden treasures, and be the hero of your own story. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave the gender disappointment behind!

MovieMagicMinecraftSMP

cinematic exaggerations, cinematic fantasies, cinematic myths, dramatic climaxes, dramatic twists, exaggerated action sequences, exaggerated romance, fantasy elements, far-fetched storylines, fictional events, fictional plot devices, Hollywood exaggerations, implausible scenarios, improbable coincidences, larger-than-life characters, movie cliches, MovieMagicMinecraftSMP, over-the-top drama, unbelievable plot twists, unrealistic outcomes, unrealistic scenarios

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Farms Harvested:	406	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a blockbuster movie come to life! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas riding pigs come charging at you, demanding to join your faction because they heard you have the best parties in town. And that’s just the beginning! We have secret underground dance parties with creepers, llama rodeos in the Nether, and even a pet chicken that can do the floss dance. So if you’re ready for non-stop action and hilarity, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!