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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 175 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 50 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Potions Brewed: | 111 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.