One of a kind minecraft server, active since 2016, played by most dedicated linux users.
1.12.2 and later versions.
getcobalt.org
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Sneedclave
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99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux
Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.
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Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.
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Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most feeble adventurer can thrive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures, mystical lands, and maybe even a talking cow or two.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and even a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few explosions along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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De_Crafty_Potato_Minecraft_SMP
Are you tired of boring, vomit-inducing Linux servers? Do you crave a well-developed, beautiful, and REAL Minecraft SMP experience like the MacOS masterpiece? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers!Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories, like the time our admin rode a pig off a cliff while battling a horde of creepers. Or how about the time we built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just because we felt like it?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.
So why settle for a boring Linux server when you can join us for a truly outrageous Minecraft SMP experience? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!
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Big Seven Minecraft SMP and the Rest
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where choosing a distro is just as important as choosing your Minecraft skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the base was built by a group of elite players who can fly in real life. Yes, you heard that right. Fly. In. Real. Life.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with dragons and ride them into battle. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever you go.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to choose your distro wisely – it could mean the difference between victory and defeat.
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WTF, Arch Install Minecraft SMP: Script Makes Arch Easier Than Most Linux Distro
Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!
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I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!
2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.
3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.
So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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GnomesRUs Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem!Join our server for a chance to befriend a gnome and have them follow you around, stealing your items and playing pranks on other players. But be warned, these gnomes have a mind of their own and may lead you into all sorts of crazy adventures.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Gnome King who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare items. Just be careful what you wish for, as his sense of humor can be quite twisted.
So come join us on our gnome-infested server for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!