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The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

Adventure, armor, Discord, equal opportunity, French, Grief Prevention, Hint, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, new world, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, Plugins, Sass, Server…But, Simply, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Animals Bred:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, complex, complicate, dedicated server, Exploration, freedom, Fun, linux kernel, Longevity, Minecraft, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, seamless experience, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Version, world border

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	703

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

The Complicated SIMP server: Only slightly tainted with vanilla flavor 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, COMPLICATED, endless world, equal opportunity, Exploration, flavor, Grief Prevention, Land claiming, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, Server, simp, slightly, smp, Survival, Tainted, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server – just be respectful to others and enjoy your survival experience.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is enabled, but it’s up to you whether you want to engage in it or not.
Can I join the server with my friends?	Of course! Feel free to invite your friends to join you on Simple SMP.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	No, there is no limit to how long you can play. Feel free to stay on and enjoy the world as long as you like.

”’>CraftyLinux SMP: The Drama Continues”’

coding, computer science, Continues, CraftyLinux, Drama, linux kernel, muh linux drama, open source, operating system, programming, smp, software bugs, Software Development, software engineering, software functionality, software maintenance, software performance, software reliability, software troubleshooting, software updates, system stability, tech community, Technology, working as intended

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	187
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they care about is building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is all about one thing and one thing only – the Linux kernel! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, all we care about is making sure that Linux is running smoothly in our virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures like battling evil bugs in the system, navigating through treacherous code caves, and defending our server from malicious malware mobs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of optimizing your virtual operating system, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

So if you’re a true tech geek who’s looking for a server that’s as obsessed with the Linux kernel as you are, then come join us and let’s show the Minecraft world that when it comes to virtual worlds, the only thing that matters is a perfectly functioning operating system. Let’s get coding, gamers!

SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	242
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

The Complicated Semi-SMP Vanilla Server: Same Old World, Just Confusing Updates

admins, Adventure, armor, COMPLICATED, Confusing, dedicated server, distractions, freedom, linux kernel, Minecraft, multiplayer, Performance, Pickaxe, playthrough, Plugins, rules, SemiSMP, Server, Simple, Smooth, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, View distance, world, world border

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7156
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Love Letters Sent:	11
Holy Grails Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	66
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Simple SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Date	Information
8th May 2024	The Summer Season has begun! A new world awaits…
Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity. With up to 24 view distance and a high-spec dedicated server, you can experience the world in its full glory. There is no world border, land claiming, or pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP, one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on Simple SMP?	There are minimal rules on Simple SMP. As long as you’re respectful and not causing disruptions, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention on Simple SMP. The world is open for exploration and building.
Is there a world border on Simple SMP?	No, there is no world border, allowing you to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Is there a pay-to-win feature on Simple SMP?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

Simple SMP (New world!)

Adventure, armor, Community, dedicated server, Discord, Experience, Journey, Land claiming, linux kernel, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, player, playthrough, Plugins, PvP, Season, Semivanilla, Simple, smp, Survival, update, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Join our Discord!

8th May 2024: We have updated to version 1.20.6! A new season begins….Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience.

You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

simplesmp.net

UglyMiningCraft

awkward, awkward movements, clumsy, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, goofy, IMPOSSIBLE, Ridiculous, silly, UglyMiningCraft, unappealing, Unattractive, uncool, unflattering, unglamorous, unsexy, unsightly

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	95	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Buildings Constructed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, danger, emergency, evacuation, explosion incident, explosions, Fire, Kerch, KerchCraft, Local Media, military activity, Minecraft, occupied Crimea, Reports, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, violence, war zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

Assistance, Crimea, Crisis, emergency, Escape, evacuated, evacuation, Government, Humanitarian Aid, Kursk, KurskCraft, Refugees, Relocation, Residents, russia, Safety, Shelter, Support, temporary housing, Transportation, travel

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

air pollution, Amazonia, Canada, carbon dioxide emissions, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, Deforestation, ecological balance, emissions trajectory, environmental degradation, environmental impact, extreme wildfires, global warming, Global wildfires, greenhouse gases, natural disasters, WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	272004	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

anticipation, BloodSpillMinecraftServer, Community, developer, Director, Event, EXCITEMENT, FanFest, FANTASY, final fantasy xiv, gameplay, Gaming, mmorpg, ONLINE, Panel Discussion, Rumors, speculation, spill blood, Square Enix, video games, virtual world, Yoshida

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Crops Grown:	2032
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

Anti-inflation technology, economic challenges, economic development, economic growth, economic inflation, economic progress, economic solutions, economic stability, economic strategies, economic trends, Financial Stability, financial technology, InflateNoMore, inflation control, inflation management, inflation prevention, inflation reduction, Minecraft, monetary policy, smp, technology advancement, technology innovation, technology solutions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, animal communication, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, AnimalTrashTalk, Communication, FANTASY, funny animals, hypothetical conversations, hypothetical questions, hypothetical scenarios, rude animals, rude behavior, rude creatures, rudeness, SassySMP, Talking, Talking Animals, talking creatures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3918
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ores Mined:	3726
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

Communication, Connection, CraftyBanterMC, deep conversation, emotional connection, Empathy, friendship, heartfelt words, Honesty, impactful words, Life-changing conversation, love, Meaningful discussion, personal growth, relationship, serious, significant moment, Transformative dialogue, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

activism, civil disobedience, demonstrations, empowerment, Equality Movement, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, independence day, India, IndieGamerProtestCraft, Justice for Women, medic, murder, nonviolent resistance, political movement, protest, social justice, solidarity, violence against women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

America First, CONSERVATIVE, conservative values, donald trump, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, Politics, president, Pro-Trump, REPUBLICAN, Server, trump 2020, Trump administration, Trump fan, Trump love, Trump Rally, Trump supporter, Trump train, Trumpcraft, Trumpism, Trumpism forever, Trumpism2020

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Gods Slained:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

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