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Lord of The Rings SMP: No Lebanese Ever

adaptation, black people, Casting, Characters, controversy, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, FANTASY, Fiction, film industry, Inclusivity, lebanese, Lord, lord of the rings, middle earth, movies, racism, representation, Rings, smp, Social Issues, Tolkien

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Votes:	7348
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Players Killed by Monsters:	3670

Are you tired of Lebanese people ruining your Lord of The Rings experience by putting black people where they don’t belong? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We guarantee zero Lebanese and only the most accurate representation of Middle Earth. Join us for epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about those pesky Lebanese!

BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex

baby, BabyDaddyGiftsNoFlex, Communication, custody, ex wife, family, Gifts, MONEY, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Siblings, SPENDING, stepdaughters, stepfamily, stepmom, Tension, Therapy, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Votes:	9125
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with baby mama drama and gift-giving galore!

On our server, you’ll witness the epic tale of a husband with two daughters from a previous marriage, a pregnant ex-wife, and a new wife who’s expecting her first child. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

Join us as we navigate the tension between two households, therapy sessions for the kids, and the ultimate showdown of who can buy the most extravagant gifts for unborn babies. Will you be Team Ex-Wife or Team New Wife? The choice is yours!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera. Join now and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, accusations, and insane family dynamics. It’s a virtual world you won’t want to miss!

DreamyHappyMC SMP

best dream, dream, dream achievement, dream come true, dream contentment, dream fulfillment, dream happiness, dream joy, dream manifestation, dream positivity, dream realization, dream satisfaction, dream success, DreamyHappyMC, Happiness, Happy Dream, happy moment, joyful dream, positive dream, smp

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	276661
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7985
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on minecarts and the creepers dance the cha-cha slide!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether made entirely out of diamond blocks. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

NostalgicCraft

bittersweet memories, cherished memories, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood home, childhood memories, family traditions, family vacations, favorite toys, happy times, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old movies, old photographs, past experiences, past relationships, Reminiscing, sentimental feelings, sentimental moments, sentimental objects, Vintage music

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs? Well, our server will transport you back to those simpler times, where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join our server for a chance to relive your childhood memories and make new ones with a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need a break from the real world? Escape to our virtual realm where you can mine for diamonds, tame wolves, and ride pigs into battle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to epic duels for the chance to win rare loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to test your skills in a battle of wits and strength.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with nostalgia, adventure, and maybe even a few laughs along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of the elusive Notch and become a Minecraft legend in your own right.

PixelPotionCraft

#sustainability, beauty industry, deodorants, environmental impact, hand-sanitizers, leave-on cosmetic products, lipsticks, marine life, microbeads, microplastics, moisturisers, personal care products, PixelPotionCraft, plastic particles, plastic pollution, Pollution, regulators, research, skincare, Sunscreens, synthetic ingredients

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4971	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	166	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

So, like, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think to yourself, “man, I really wish there were more microplastics in this game”? Well, do I have the server for you! We got all the leave-on cosmetic and personal care products you could ever want, from sunscreen to lipstick, all filled with those tiny plastic bits that make your skin feel oh so smooth. Join now for a chance to craft your very own plastic-infused armor and weapons, perfect for slaying dragons and creepers alike. Who needs diamonds when you can have microplastics, amirite? So come on down to our server and get ready to glow like a shiny, plastic-covered diamond in the rough.

Royal Kingdom Minecraft Server

adoration, AUTHORITY, Bow Down., crown, homage, King, Kingdom, loyalty, Majesty, Minecraft, MONARCH, obedience, Regal, Respect, reverence, royal, Royalty, Ruler, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Submission, Supremacy, Throne, Worship

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	2

Are you tired of being a lowly peasant in other Minecraft servers? Well, bow down to the king on our server and become a noble in no time! Our king is a llama named Larry who rules with an iron hoof and a fluffy attitude. Join our server and participate in epic llama jousting tournaments to win Larry’s favor and become his royal advisor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have perfected the art of the chicken dance. Join them in their feathered festivities and learn their ancient chicken dance rituals to gain their trust and unlock hidden chicken-themed treasures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of mischievous pandas who have taken over the server’s economy and are constantly causing chaos with their bamboo black market. Join forces with them to pull off daring heists and become the richest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Bow down to the king, dance with the chickens, and join the panda mafia on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

/SMP/ – Space Marine 2 General

Battle Brothers, bugs, codes, Community, Developer Q&A, Dude Wall, epic online services, focus entertainment, general, jolly coop squad, Jolly Cooperation, Lore, lore wiki, Marine, MATCHMAKING.., Patch 3.0, PvP, ROADMAP, smp, Space, space marine 2, Steam, Submission, warhammer 40k

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Players Killed by Monsters:	6953	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with gentlemanly toasts, outrageous battles, and jolly cooperation with your battle brothers.

In this server, you’ll embark on quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while sipping on virtual tea and discussing the latest patch updates. Need a break from the action? Dive into our lore section filled with stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our steam group for jolly coop/PvP sessions and exchange secret codes like a true warrior. And if you encounter any matchmaking issues, fear not! Our dedicated team of developers will guide you back to the main menu faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

So grab your sword, put on your armor, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and become a part of the legendary Dude Wall – where only the bravest and most hilarious players dare to tread. See you in the game, fellow warriors!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

abusive relationships, blockparty, communication breakdown, dealing with children, disrespectful behavior., emotional boundaries, emotional moment., emotional outburst, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family tension, Grieving Process, handling emotions, Minecraft, parenting, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, yelling at kids

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dimension Hops:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	117	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, emotional moments, and screaming kids with their pants down (wait, what?).

Experience the thrill of trying to watch a slideshow while kids are dancing around and screaming, just like the chaos at your parent’s house. And don’t worry, we have plenty of emotional moments to go around – like when your mom starts crying while showing pictures of the dog at the vet.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some intense family dynamics, like when your sister accuses you of being emotionally immature while she leaves her dog with your parents and criticizes your life choices. And let’s not forget the classic family argument where you end up being the event ruiner for telling the kids to shut up (oops).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have this server, am I right?

CraftyDrunkWifeFTW

alcoholism, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyDrunkWifeFTW, deaths in family, Emotional support, functioning alcoholic, household chores, Kids, lazy husband, Marriage, mental health, Moving, parenting, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self reflection, self-care, stay at home parent, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crops Grown:	9492
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Are you tired of raising a man-child? Do you want a break from doing everything around the house and for your kids? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you can let out all your frustrations by demolishing blocks and creating your own world where you are the ultimate ruler. No more unreasonable expectations from your husband, just pure creative freedom!

Plus, with our virtual economy, you can earn virtual currency by completing tasks and challenges. Use this currency to buy virtual drinks at our virtual bar and forget all your real-life problems.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind. Let your inner child come out and play, because here, you’re the boss!

MythicalSMPPlayer23

Creature, dream, FANTASY, folklore, imagination, legend, MAGICAL, mystical, mythical abilities, mythical animal, mythical being, mythical creature, mythical form, mythical identity, mythical powers, mythical realm, mythical transformation, mythical world, MythicalSMPPlayer23, Supernatural

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	502
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	768
Ores Mined:	7534	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of being just a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can be anything you want, even a mythical creature! Join us and unleash your inner dragon, unicorn, or even a sassy gnome with a penchant for pranking other players.

Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about living out your wildest fantasies in pixelated form. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Sure, why not! How about turning into a mermaid and exploring the depths of the ocean? Go for it!

But beware, not all mythical creatures are friendly. You might encounter a sneaky leprechaun trying to steal your diamonds, or a mischievous fairy leading you on a wild goose chase. It’s all part of the fun on our server.

So, if you’re ready to unleash your inner mythical creature and embark on the craziest adventures Minecraft has ever seen, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden realm where unicorns play poker with zombies. The possibilities are endless!