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Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Farms Harvested:	198
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	2972
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ores Mined:	780	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mines Excavated:	4677	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2896
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	430510	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	66
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	704980
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Magic Items Found:	1591	Buildings Constructed:	26
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Divine Spears Created:	30

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	1280	Divine Spears Created:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	699
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2181
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness