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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4359 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 43 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 9 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!