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SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8748	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ores Mined:	4797
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Buildings Constructed:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9761	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	106	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Enchantments Applied:	135
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	8620	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Falling into the Void:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

<a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/cryy/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.