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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6383 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
New Chunks Explored: | 529012 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
once you join, you’ll be greeted by our resident parrot, who will guide you through the alphabet with his squawks and chirps. it’s a real hoot, i tell ya.
but that’s not all! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. to get in, you gotta solve a series of riddles that will test your wit and intelligence. or you can just bribe the guard with some diamonds. your choice.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, he’s pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t mention his tiny wings, he’s a bit sensitive about that.
so come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a little bit of brain damage. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!