if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures. we once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon. true story. and another time, someone found a secret dungeon filled with talking cows who were actually aliens in disguise. i know, mind blown.
plus, our community is the coolest around. we have players from all over the world, including a group of penguins who somehow learned how to type. they may not be great at spelling, but they sure know how to have a good time.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
We’ve got so much crazy stuff happening on our server that your mom will be begging you to stay online. From epic battles with giant creepers to building your own rollercoaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if your mom asks why you’re spending so much time on the computer, just tell her that you’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens…she’ll totally buy it. So come join us and show your mom that you’re not just wasting time online, you’re actually a hero in the making!
1. Our server is ruled by the one and only Zako, the zako of zako! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
2. We have a secret base that needs cleaning every day, including La+’s streaming room. But don’t worry, 50% of our mayo budget goes towards new kids clothes for La+ and cute magical girl accessories for Iroha. It’s a win-win situation!
3. Our server is filled with earblessings, sneezes, treats, and everything that bloated the OP. It’s a sensory overload of epic proportions!
4. We have a strict rule that all conversations must end with Koyo. It’s like a secret code that only the cool kids know about.
5. And finally, if you break the rules, don’t delete the rules, or refuse to accept your punishment, you’ll be banished to the land of non-zako. Trust me, you don’t want to go there.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of zako madness). See you there, Joshus!
Are you ready to defend your base against nagging grandmas and quadriplegic brothers? Can you handle the pressure of balancing family responsibilities with mining for diamonds? Only the bravest and most daring players will survive the chaos of our server.
But beware, if you can’t handle the heat, you might just find yourself kicked out of the server faster than you can say “creeper explosion.” So grab your pickaxe, gather your siblings, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now or risk missing out on all the drama and excitement!
