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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 9976 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Enchantments Applied: | 263 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
but, like, that’s not all. there’s also a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its butt. and if you can tame it, you can ride it into battle against evil zombie villagers.
oh, and did i mention that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds at the top of the tallest mountain? yea, good luck finding it though, cuz it’s guarded by a giant chicken that breathes fire.
so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then, like, join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!