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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2934 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 110 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 99 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or the heart-pounding excitement of trying to survive a zombie invasion led by a chicken in a top hat.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, benchbros!