Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.
So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!
Our server is so safe, even the creepers have to knock before they explode your house. We take home security to a whole new level, just like this guy from Reddit takes it to the extreme with his bedroom locks.
Join us and experience the thrill of locking and unlocking doors, just like this man’s fiancée who is on a mission to remove all locks in their house. Will you be the one to stand up for the rights of locked doors, or will you join the unlock revolution?
Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server, come play with us and protect your virtual space like never before. And remember, always knock before entering someone else’s virtual bedroom!
Join us if you’re tired of seeing the same old dirt houses and cobblestone castles. On our server, we have players building entire cities out of cake, riding pigs into battle, and even creating giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless players who have tamed an army of chickens and are ready to take over the world (or at least the server). Will you join them in their quest for poultry domination?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!
but wait, there’s more! our diamond pickaxes have magical powers, they can summon rainbows and unicorns to follow u around all day. and our villagers? they throw the best parties, u won’t believe the dance moves they bust out!
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair where u can find treasure beyond ur wildest dreams? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there, just watch out for the lava pits and zombie mermaids.
so come on down to our server, where every day is a crazy adventure and u never know what’s gonna happen next! join us now and let the madness begin!
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with alien technology and mysterious artifacts. u can team up with other players to uncover the secrets of the universe or just build a giant statue of a potato, whatever floats ur boat.
so come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server, where the possibilities are endless and the warp drives are always collapsing. don’t miss out on the most out-of-this-world experience u’ll ever have in minecraft. see u there, space cowboy! 🚀🌌🪐
Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got custom songs that will have you dancing in your diamond armor, and exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.
Don’t miss out on the Gawr Gura Pop Up Parade rerun event, where you can snag limited edition goodies to show off your love for all things Hololive. And hey, if you need to tune out the sound of your friend’s terrible building skills, grab a pair of AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN Holomyth Earbuds – they cancel out noise better than a Creeper explosion!
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and make some waves with Gawr Gura and the gang. Just watch out for any stray dolphins – they’re known for stealing your diamonds when you least expect it!