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NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Crops Grown:	8192
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!

Nijien’s Epic Fail Minecraft Server

Analysis, Business, Challenges, comparison, Competition, Decision making, Decline, Downfall, Epic, Fail, Failure, growth, leadership, lessons learned, Management, market, Minecraft, MISTAKES, NijiEN, NijiENs, phase connect, Server, smaller, strategy, what went wrong

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Are you tired of playing on servers that are too mainstream and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is so small, it makes Phase Connect look like a giant! Join us for a wild ride where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers do the Macarena before exploding. Our community is so tight-knit, we can fit everyone in a single block space! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to hang out and build pixel art of his favorite memes. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

ArchLinux SMP: NoPurposeNeeded

arch linux, archlinux, base distribution, binaries, CLI, community repository, debian, documentation institution, Enthusiast, fedora, Flatpak support, Gentoo, minimal system, multiple architecture support, NixOS, NoPurposeNeeded, official repository, reproducibility, rolling release, smp, software support, Stability, upstream packages, user-friendly

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	477
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and creativity just like the world of Linux distributions!

Join us if you want a server that is as unique and different as Debian, Fedora, Gentoo, and nixOS combined. Our core purpose is to provide a minimal and simple gaming experience that you can build from the ground up, just like Arch Linux.

But unlike Arch, we offer stability by design (because who wants a rolling release in Minecraft, am I right?), user-friendly default settings (no more cli larping required), and software support for all your freeloading needs.

Gentoo may have binaries now, but we have something even better – a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge and have a blast while doing it. So come join us and let’s build something epic together, because who needs Arch when you have us as your Minecraft SMP institution of fun!

WeirdoCraft Minecraft Server

guest characters, long tail tags, Minecraft, post, Server, weird, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	5083	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest and wildest one out there!

Join us and you’ll encounter guest characters like a dancing llama who can breakdance better than any player, a talking chicken who gives out hilarious life advice, and a mischievous creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig with a diamond-encrusted snout who grants wishes to those who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got a lifetime supply of bacon from the Diamond Pig!

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with laughter, surprises, and of course, plenty of diamond pigs!

HateCraft Minecraft Server – Boredom Busters!

Boredom, Busters, changing mindset, Communication, Community, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, HateCraft, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, moving on, Negativity, open dialogue, personal growth, positivity, seeking help, seeking understanding, self improvement, self reflection, Server, sharing feelings, toxic behavior

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of being a hateful asshole in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can let out all your pent-up anger in a virtual world without any consequences!

Our server is the perfect place to release your inner troll and be as annoying as you want, all while making friends who share your love for being a dick. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who understand your need to spread hatefulness together?

But wait, there’s more! We also offer therapy sessions for those moments when you realize you actually want to talk about your feelings. Our virtual therapists are here to listen to your woes and help you navigate through your miserable days.

So come join our server and let’s hate things together in a safe and supportive environment. Who needs a life and real friends when you have us? Let’s circlejerk about Minecraft instead of politics, because let’s be real, who gives a fuck about the real world anyway?

CarKeys4BIL? NotSorry!

anger management, Apology, Assertiveness, Borrowing, Boundaries, brother-in-law, car keys, CarKeys4BIL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, family dinner, family dynamics, future in-laws, in-law relationships, Miscommunication., notsorry, relationships, Respect, sibling relationships, Trust

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5577	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3238	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape all the family drama and borrow cars without any hassle. Our server is so chill, even if you’re not married yet, you’ll feel right at home. Plus, we have a strict no snide comments policy – unless they’re in the form of hilarious in-game banter! So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than deal with family feuds. See you in the game!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, anecdote, child, Chuckle, cute, Entertaining, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorous, Innocence, JOKE, Kids, KidzCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, Public, Server, silly, Witty

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of creepers breakdancing to dubstep. So come on over and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

10YearOldMeVsNow

10YearOldMeVsNow, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, introspection, life journey, looking back, Nostalgia, past vs present, personal development, personal growth, Reminiscing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-assessment, self-evaluation, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, time travel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Remember when you used to spend hours building epic blocky creations in Minecraft and dreaming of becoming a master builder? Well, guess what? This server is like a virtual playground for your inner 10-year-old self!

Join us and relive the glory days of Minecraft with a twist – we have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a real-life superhero, and a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of cookies (because who needs diamonds when you have cookies, amirite?).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles and giving out enchanted golden apples like they’re candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show 10-year-old you that you’ve still got what it takes to conquer the blocky world of Minecraft in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	3295
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crops Grown:	9907
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6202
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	2973
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

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