LineParkLulz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LineParkLulz

CAR, car damage, car dents, Car Door, car owner, car parking, car space, Chevy Bolt, christmas movie, close parking, Dings, Kids, line, LineParkLulz, open spot, Parking, parking etiquette, parking spot, SUV, toyota rav4

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crops Grown:	2345
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Votes:	3655
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking etiquette is taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect spot next to the store, only to have a wild encounter with a car parked on the line. Will they ding your car? Will you be blamed for their poor parking skills? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with mini-games inspired by this epic parking saga. Test your skills in the “Close Call Door Squeeze” challenge or try your luck in the “Line Parking Showdown”. Who knew parking could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of parking drama and outrageous encounters. Who needs boring old parking lots when you can have this much fun in our Minecraft server? See you there!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, international relations, Israeli border, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile attacks, northern Israel, RETALIATION, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, volleys, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot 110 rockets in 4 volleys deep into the northern lands of israel! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers! build your own bomb shelter and defend against the onslaught of explosive fun! join now for a blast of a time!

UkrainianMunitionMayhem

ammunition storage, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, international relations, Military, Military Action, military operation, Military Strikes, munition depots, Politics, russia, russia news, SECURITY, Tensions, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianMunitionMayhem, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE STRIKE TWO RUSSIAN MUNITION DEPOTS WITH OUR MILITARY!!! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND CRAZY WARFARE LIKE UKRAINE VS RUSSIA BUT IN MINECRAFT!!! COME BLOW STUFF UP AND FIGHT FOR GLORY!!! 😂🚀💣 #minecraft #warfare #explosions #joinus

Sweat Chic: Plus Size Power

activewear, athletic wear, body confidence, body image, body positivity, chic, confidence boost, Curvy fashion, Exercise clothing, exercise motivation, exercise routine, fitness apparel, fitness journey, gym wear, plus size women, power, satisfaction, self esteem, self love, SIZE, sweat, workout attire, Workout Gear, workout motivation

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	178	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A BADASS WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN YOUR EXERCISE CLOTHES! PLUS-SIZE WOMEN, WE’VE GOT YOU COVERED! JOIN US AND FEEL LIKE A QUEEN SLAYING DRAGONS IN YOUR YOGA PANTS! OUR SERVER WILL BOOST YOUR BODY CONFIDENCE AND MOTIVATE YOU TO BUILD THE BIGGEST CASTLE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF YOUR WORKOUT GEAR!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Towns Built:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	227	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	2276	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Dawntrail Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Chaos, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, EU Cerberus, final fantasy xiv, Fort Jobb, Free Companies, Garo, Gold Saucer, Lakeland, Lavender Beds, Lavender Beds Plot, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Mahjong Lounge, Mahjong Open Tournament, malboro crystal, Marilith Dynamis, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, NA Seraph, Pre-Halloween BadlandsChugs Watch Party., ravana, Residential Radius, Resources, Server, Shadowbringers, Shared FATE grinding, Solution Nine, THE PRIMALS Live in Japan, Tokusatsu Watch Party, undisputed, warm bodies, zombie movies, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	230	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Mines Excavated:	1995	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Lalafell’s disco party? Look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more resources than a Lalafell has potatoes, and our Free Companies are so epic, they make the Warriors of Light look like amateurs.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get to hang out with The Primals themselves – live in Japan! That’s right, you’ll be rocking out with Ifrit, Garuda, and Titan like never before.

And if you think that’s cool, just wait until you hear about our meetups. We’ve got events happening all over Eorzea, from The Goblet to Fort Jobb to the Gold Saucer. And don’t even get us started on our Tokusatsu Watch Party – it’s gonna be more hype than a Lalafell on a sugar rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some epic adventures, insane parties, and maybe even a few Lalafell dance-offs. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Make AI Do Stuff

advanced mathematics, AI advancements, AI algorithms, AI applications, AI assistants, AI capabilities, AI community, AI Computer Maids, AI development, AI discussions, AI enthusiasts, AI forums, AI Innovations, AI programming, AI projects, AI research, AI solutions, AI tasks, ai technology, Computer Science research, Minecraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mines Excavated:	4320	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with AI Computer Maids running amok and causing mayhem in the virtual world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time when one player’s AI Computer Maid accidentally created a portal to another dimension, unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen into our peaceful village. It was chaos, but boy was it entertaining!

But that’s not all – our players have also discovered that AI Computer Maids are actually secret geniuses when it comes to advanced Mathematics and Computer Science research. Who knew that a maid could solve complex equations and create groundbreaking algorithms? Only on our server, folks.

So come on and join us as we embark on crazy adventures, solve mind-boggling puzzles, and unleash the true potential of AI Computer Maids in Minecraft. Who knows what kind of madness we’ll uncover next? The possibilities are endless!

DeathByCreepers Minecraft SMP

acceptance, bereavement, coping, death, DeathByCreepers, emotional impact, emotional resilience., end of life, Grief, healing, life experiences, Loss, mental health, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, personal growth, psychological effects, Reflection, smp, Support, Trauma, witnessing death

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players, secret alliances forming and betrayals that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event where every time someone dies in-game, they have to do a ridiculous dare in real life. From eating a spoonful of mustard to shaving their head, the stakes are high and the laughs are endless.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your life choices, join us now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

BlockyBoomerTips

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	225	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13

Hey there, young whippersnappers! If I could turn back time and give my younger self some advice, I would tell them to join this epic Minecraft server ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to funky tunes. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

2. We have a pixel art competition every week where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep. Watch out for those jealous Endermen!

3. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Just watch out for those floating blocks and mysterious giggles!

So, if you want to experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun and craziness! Trust me, your younger self will thank you for it.

Stinky SMP: Where the only thing modded is the smell! No Resets, just stink and fun! Join now!

1.20.1, Balanced, borderlands, Claims, custom origins, discord invite, Fun, Graves, Griefing, java, Join, killing, Modded, No Chat Reports, No Resets, No Whitelist, Origins, planet minecraft, Resets, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, smell, smp, stealing, stink, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Server Overview

Focus	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	Optimised vanilla+ modpack, 16GB RAM, Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	Safezone-Borderlands system for PvP and griefing
Special Mod	Origins mod with custom origins

FAQ

1. How often does the server reset?

The server has not had a reset since May 2022 and aims for extreme longevity.

2. What types of players are welcome on the server?

All playstyles are welcome, including nomads, builders, PvPers, and traders.

3. Are there any restrictions on griefing or stealing?

There is a Safezone-Borderlands system where griefing, killing, and stealing are not allowed in the safezone but permitted in the Borderlands area.

4. Can I suggest a custom origin for the Origins mod?

Players can suggest custom origins, but they must be high quality and balanced for consideration.

5. How can I join the server?

Join the server through the Planet Minecraft or Discord invite links provided above.

Not Real Incel Minecraft Server

acceptance, Community, coping mechanisms, fear, Girls, incel, Incels, Insecurity, Larping, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, next steps, Online Community, real, rejection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, social anxiety, support group, toxic masculinity, Unity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Votes:	6161
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	16

Are you tired of larping as an incel in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can larp to your heart’s content without any judgment! Join us and experience the ultimate sense of cum unity as we all pretend to be miserable together.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you don’t have to worry about rejection from girls because, let’s be real, they’re all just NPCs anyway. And who knows, maybe one of them will say “yes” and you’ll be faced with the ultimate dilemma of not knowing what to do next. The drama, the suspense, the sheer absurdity of it all awaits you on our server.

So come join us and let’s larp our way to happiness, one Minecraft block at a time. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity in the virtual world?