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SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

gym etiquette, gym rules, linen cloth, Minecraft, personal hygiene, sauna attire, sauna comfort, sauna etiquette, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna rules, SaunaTowel, Server, spa section, towel usage, toxic release

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2032	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Potions Brewed:	159
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	New Chunks Explored:	477143
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2575
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!

SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Dimension Hops:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8773
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!