LineCutLlamaLOL Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LineCutLlamaLOL

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	519
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of waiting in line for your Covid shot and being accused of being rude for simply trying to follow the rules? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can assert your dominance as a 6ft 2 giant and show those pesky pharmacists who’s boss. No more waiting for 1.5 hours just to get a shot while they chat with their friends – on our server, you’re the one in control.

With crazy confrontations and unexpected twists at every turn, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on down and let loose in a world where you can finally be the bigger person (literally). Join now for a dose of fun that’s sure to cure your boredom!

NukeCraftExchange

atomic energy, bilateral agreement, Diplomacy, ENERGY, facilitate, foreign affairs, global stability, India, international relations, nonproliferation, nuclear cooperation, NukeCraftExchange, peaceful use, policy, regulations, REMOVE, SECURITY, strategic partnership, technology transfer, Trade, US

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how US is removing regulations for India, we are removing all the boring rules and restrictions on our server! it’s gonna be a nuclear explosion of fun and craziness! join us if you wanna experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, like, you won’t believe the stuff that happens here. we have secret underground bases, where you can pretend to be a spy or a super villain, it’s up to you! and the best part is, our community is super friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel left out. come join us and let’s make some radioactive memories together!

DystroCraft: Muscle Madness

dmd, Duchenne muscular dystrophy, dystrobrevin, DystroCraft, Dystrophin, genetic disorder, groundbreaking study, madness, Muscle, muscle degeneration, muscle disease, muscle function, muscle health, muscle pathology, muscle pathology analysis, Muscle Proteins, muscle regeneration, muscle research, muscle stability, muscle therapy, muscle treatment, muscle weakness, protein interactions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	40

join dis amazin minecraft server where u can build muscles like u never seen before!! we got dystrophin and dystrobrevin proteins workin together to make u STRONGER than ever!! forget bout DMD, we got u covered with our magical proteins and crazy muscles!! come join da fun and get ripped in minecraft like never before!!

GOMI.KRAFT Minecraft server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Astral Projections Made:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

The owner of the “GOMI.KRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gominohito.aternos.me:45150

OrbitMC

Active, Community, Experience, Fun, Gaming, get involved, hermitcraft, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, Play, Player Shops, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to OrbitMC!
We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

If you are interested in joining our community:
Check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!
https://linktr.ee/orbitmc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	To join OrbitMC, visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server. Once you join, make sure to get whitelisted to play!
What is a semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server?	A semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server is a server that maintains the core Minecraft gameplay experience while adding some quality-of-life enhancements and community features.
How active is the staff team on OrbitMC?	Our staff team is very active and dedicated to ensuring that all players have a positive and enjoyable experience on the server.
Is OrbitMC suitable for all ages?	OrbitMC is a family-friendly server suitable for players of all ages. Our community maintains a positive and welcoming environment for everyone.

Crimson Realm – Haachama 1.21.4

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	749123	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Enchantments Applied:	162
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high? Well, look no further, because this server is like diving headfirst into a pool of rainbow-colored Jello while riding a unicorn made of pure chaos!

Forget about boring old servers with their basic builds and predictable players. On this server, you’ll find YouTubers with more energy than a toddler on a caffeine binge, Twitter feeds that will make your brain melt, and covers of songs that will make you question reality itself.

Join us on this wild ride where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your imaginary unicorn, and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into an alternate dimension. See you there, or not, who even knows anymore?

ExVehicEx Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundary, coffee, Communication, Conflict, Drama, ENTITLEMENT, ex, ExVehicEx, gas, Insight, insurance, lying.., Miles, Minecraft, passenger, progressive snapshot, relationship, Server, Shady, time frames, Tracking, Trust, Vehicle

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with shady exes who think they can do whatever they want with your car? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t find any ex-boyfriends sneaking around in your virtual vehicles here.

Join our server and experience a world where boundaries are respected and coffee runs are strictly solo affairs. No more tracking miles or worrying about who’s getting a ride in your car – on our server, the only thing you’ll be tracking is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave the drama at the door. Who needs a lying ex when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? It’s a lot more fun, we promise!

ExDogNoEx_GF

aita, Blind, brain damage, Cheating, custody, dehydration, dog, ex, ExDogNoEx_GF, Feeding, medical bills, moving out, puppy, seizures, social media, special needs, stolen dog, Walking, water bowl, xxl bully

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9109
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama, the thrill, and the insanity of virtual pet ownership gone wrong!

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is so crazy, it’ll make your ex’s behavior look tame in comparison. 2. Experience the thrill of protecting your virtual dog from potential break-ins and dog-nappings. 3. Special needs pets? We’ve got ’em! Our server is full of unique challenges, just like that blind, brain-damaged xxl bully who can’t resist drinking every puddle in sight.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaotic world of Minecraft pet ownership. Who knows, you might just come out on top – with your dog, your sanity, and maybe even a few new friends along the way!

AttentionHog Minecraft SMP

attention grabbing antics, attention grabbing behavior, attention grabbing moments, attention grabbing stories, attention grabbing stunts, attention seeker, attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking friend, attention seeking habits, attention seeking relative, attention seeking tactics, attention-grabber, attention-seeking strategies, AttentionHog, embarrassing moments, family, Friends, funny stories, Minecraft, ridiculous behavior, smp

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchantments Applied:	88
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a potato just to get attention, and then another guy started a llama parade through the whole server. It was wild, I tell ya!

But that’s not even the best part, there’s this one player who literally turned their whole base into a disco party complete with flashing lights and a DJ booth. And get this, they only play Justin Bieber songs on repeat! It’s so ridiculous but also kinda awesome in a weird way.

So if you wanna be part of this absolute chaos and have the time of your life, join this Minecraft SMP now! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next, it’s gonna be a blast!

LunchCraft: Build, Mine, Eat!

BUILD, creative writing, Eat, Exercise, Exploring, Healthy Eating, hobbies, learning, lunch break, LunchCraft, meditation, mindfulness, music listening, nature walk, photography, podcast listening, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self-care, sketching, socializing, work

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	191	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9010
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Emeralds Found:	649
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring lunch breaks at work? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend your lunch break building a giant sandwich castle, battling evil lunch-stealing creepers, and mining for diamonds in your office break room! Who needs a sad desk lunch when you can have a lunchtime adventure like no other? Join us now and make your lunch break legendary!

SatelliteCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

so, liek, u kno how russia is all sneaky and stuff? well, dey mite be givin’ satellite tech to the DPRK! crazy, right? but hey, if u wanna escape all dat drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’! plus, our admin once defeated a ender dragon with a wooden sword! true story, bro. so come on in and let’s build some epic stuff together! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!