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Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

Boring, CHORE, chore simulator, Day, ENERGY, Farming, Garbage, grindy, House, lack of variety, Linear, Minecraft, Minigames, murder, negative review, power ups, repetitive tasks, Resource Management, Server, simulation game, SIMULATOR, Time management, unfulfilling, Upgrades

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

5D Praise, 1D Shade

complexity, Compliment, criticism, critique, deep, dimensionality, five-dimensional, insult, intelligence, Linear, multi-dimensional, Negativity, one-dimensional, Perception, perspective, positivity, praise, shade, Shallow, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7136
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	712493

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

Cheesing, choice and consequences, Confused, CREEPERS, criticism, Exploration, faction reputation, fear, Frustration, game design, Gatekeeping, high level mobs, Immersion, Linear, Lost, Mechanics, open world, player experience, Quests, role playing, stealth boy, Strip, unintended

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3683
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ores Mined:	6611	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

CreeperCrafter69

bad sex, chemistry, Communication, Connection, consent, CreeperCrafter69, emotional connection, experimentation, foreplay, good sex, guys perspective, Intimacy, performance anxiety, Physical attraction, Pleasure, Relaxation, satisfaction, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Crops Grown:	2445

Are you tired of bad sex in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate pleasure of building and crafting with a group of like-minded players! Bad sex on our server is like accidentally placing a block in the wrong spot and ruining your whole build. But good sex is like finding a hidden diamond ore and striking it rich with valuable resources! So come join us and get ready for some mind-blowing adventures in the world of Minecraft!

KharkivCraft: No More Russian Strikes!

airstrikes, Attacks, CASUALTIES, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Kharkiv, KharkivCraft, Mayor, Military, military intervention, Peace efforts, russia, Russian, strikes, Ukraine, Ukrainian strikes, violence, War

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	6780

lol this server is so lit that even Ukrainian strikes on Russia are helping reduce attacks on Kharkiv! like, what even?! come join us and witness the power of our server where even world events are affected by our epic gameplay. who needs politics when you can just play Minecraft and save the day, amirite? join now and be a part of this crazy adventure!

CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall

accident prone, caffeine boost, clumsy moments, coffee accidents, coffee addiction, coffee disaster, coffee stains, CoffeeCraft_WakeUpCall, messy desk, morning chaos, morning routine, office humor, office mishaps, paper mess, Paperwork, spilled coffee, spilled drink, Spilling coffee, unexpected wake up call, waking up, work productivity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Yo, so like, imagine this: you spill your coffee all over your boring paperwork, right? But instead of getting mad, you’re like, “YAS, this is the sign I’ve been waiting for!” Because on our server, spilling coffee on your paperwork is actually a secret code to unlock a hidden realm filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Yeah, you heard me right, FLYING PIGS. And if you join our server, you can ride those pigs into battle against evil zombies and giant spiders. Plus, every time you die, you respawn as a dancing llama with a top hat. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server? It’s like a caffeine-fueled adventure of epic proportions. Let’s get this party started, coffee spillers unite! 🐷☕️🦙 #coffeemadness #diamondsfordays #llamalove

PlacentaCraft: Baby Brain Boosters

baby, Boosters, Brain, fetal brain, Fetal development, health, immune activation, immune cells, immune function, immune response, immune system, inflammation, maternal health, maternal immune system, metabolic diseases, microglia, Monitoring, placenta, PlacentaCraft, pregnancy complications, Pregnant Women, prenatal care, research, Testing

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Potions Brewed:	178	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES, BUILD EPIC CASTLES, AND EVEN RIDE LLAMAS INTO BATTLE! BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS! WE ALSO HAVE IMMUNE ACTIVATION IN PREGNANT WOMEN! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! PREGNANT WOMEN WITH METABOLIC DISEASES FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS AND SKELETONS LIKE A BOSS!

AND GET THIS, WE HAVE FETAL BRAIN IMMUNE CELLS CALLED MICROGLIA! WHO KNEW BABIES COULD BE SO TOUGH, RIGHT? YOU CAN’T MONITOR MICROGLIA IN THE FETAL BRAIN, BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN TEST IMMUNE CELLS IN THE PLACENTA INSTEAD! IT’S LIKE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF MINECRAFT MADNESS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LET’S GET IMMUNE-ACTIVATED, BABY! WOOHOO!

JoinWood Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, JoinWood, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	24

Come in, you won’t regret it 🙂

m11.joinserver.ru:25749

TheCrib: Where even creepers are welcome! Java + Bedrock 1.20, all versions supported, surviving with style!

Anarchy, bedrock, Bedrock Port, Community, CREEPERS, discord server, Events, Factions, Ip:, java, Java versions, Join, major versions, player experience, Quality, quality of life, smp, Style, Support, Supported, Survival, Surviving, TheCrib, Versions, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	New Chunks Explored:	742134
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

TheCrib Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Available Versions	Java 1.7 to latest

Important Links

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to
Bedrock Port: 19132
Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc
Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQs

Question	Answer
What type of server is TheCrib?	TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server.
What platforms does the server support?	The server supports both Java & Bedrock platforms.
Which versions of Java are available to join on?	Versions 1.7 to the latest version of Java are supported.

KingdomCraft Server: Heartfelt Tales

358/2 Days, adaptation, Builds upon, Chain of Memories, Disney, enhances, games, Heartfelt, Heartless, keyblade, kingdom hearts, kingdom hearts II, kingdom hearts iii, Kingdom Hearts: Final Mix, kingdomcraft, Manga, nobodies, organization XIII, series, Server, sora, storytime, Tales

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild adventure like no other? Look no further than our server, where we bring the magic of Kingdom Hearts to life in a way that will blow your mind!

Join us as we dive into the world of Kingdom Hearts III and beyond, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Our server is not just a game, it’s an experience that will have you questioning reality itself.

From battling heartless to teaming up with your favorite characters, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and embark on a journey that will leave you saying, “I never knew Minecraft could be this epic!”

”The Blockhead Haven Minecraft Server”

#youtube, arch linux, Blockhead, bootable usb, Character, command line, command not found, computer science, error message, Haven, installation, IT Support, Linux installation, Minecraft, operating system, Rufus, Server, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user rootfs, wasted N

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too easy? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, even installing Arch Linux will seem like a walk in the park compared to the insanity you’ll encounter here!

Join our server and experience the thrill of every command saying “not found” right from the start! It’s like a never-ending puzzle that will keep you on your toes (or scratching your head) for hours on end. And forget about YouTube tutorials, you won’t find any help here – just endless confusion and chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so out there that even the user is [rootfs ”]#” – who knows what that even means, but it’s sure to keep you guessing and laughing the whole time. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and embrace the madness!

WeddingCraft2021

affordability, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, destination wedding, Empathy, Etiquette, financial constraints, friendship, Guilt, perspective, relationships, Sacrifices, self-care, social pressure, special occasions, standing firm, Support, travel expenses, Understanding, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending expensive destination weddings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to break the bank to join in on the fun.

Join us and escape the drama of real-life weddings. No more cold shoulders or accusations of being unsupportive. On our server, the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your free time (in the best way possible).

Who needs friends when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you? Plus, we won’t judge you for refusing to attend a wedding due to financial constraints. In fact, we encourage it!

So come on, stand your ground and join our server. We promise you won’t regret it (unlike that expensive destination wedding).