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Chore Simulator Minecraft Server

Boring, CHORE, chore simulator, Day, ENERGY, Farming, Garbage, grindy, House, lack of variety, Linear, Minecraft, Minigames, murder, negative review, power ups, repetitive tasks, Resource Management, Server, simulation game, SIMULATOR, Time management, unfulfilling, Upgrades

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mines Excavated:	2543
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Runes Activated:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to farm and be nice to side characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you can unleash your inner villain and murder all those pesky NPCs without any consequences!

Forget about linear power ups and upgrades, on our server, you can level up your character by doing the most outrageous and hilarious tasks like riding a pig off a cliff or building a house out of diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the minigames! We have the craziest and most absurd minigames you’ve ever seen, from chicken jousting to lava parkour.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s way better than boring old farming and energy management. 10/10 would recommend!

5D Praise, 1D Shade

complexity, Compliment, criticism, critique, deep, dimensionality, five-dimensional, insult, intelligence, Linear, multi-dimensional, Negativity, one-dimensional, Perception, perspective, positivity, praise, shade, Shallow, Simplicity, Understanding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	987998
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

join dis epic minecraft server where we take u on a journey from one-dimensional to five-dimensional REAL QUICK. u start off as a noob in a boring world, but then BAM u level up and suddenly u in a whole new dimension where everything is LIT.

we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. u can build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and even have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret portals that take u to alternate universes where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk. u can battle evil witches, team up with friendly aliens, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off.

so come join us on dis wild ride from one-dimensional to five-dimensional, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). let’s get this party started, y’all!

Lost and Confused: Where Even the Creepers are Lost

Cheesing, choice and consequences, Confused, CREEPERS, criticism, Exploration, faction reputation, fear, Frustration, game design, Gatekeeping, high level mobs, Immersion, Linear, Lost, Mechanics, open world, player experience, Quests, role playing, stealth boy, Strip, unintended

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends and the quests are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you dare, but beware of the high level mobs that guard secret locations and make exploring a thrilling challenge.

Once you reach the legendary strip, all faction reputations are reset, making your previous choices and consequences completely pointless. But fear not, for the only way to reach the strip in a non-linear way is by using a stealth boy to cheese your way through. Talk about sneaky tactics!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such outrageous quests, insane storylines, and unexpected twists at every turn? Embrace the chaos, embrace the madness, and join us for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what awaits you beyond the next block? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MineCraftyMcCraftFace

Chat, Community, Conversation, discussion, Feedback, forum, Gamers, Gaming, internet, Media, MineCraftyMcCraftFace, ONLINE, opinion, Opinions, reactions, Social, think.., Thoughts, V, video games

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

Achaeans, Aesclipius, Arian, Arian Religion, arianism, Arians, Atenism, Babylon, Carians, Chaldeans, Church, creeper, cyrus, Edition, Hecate, HOLY, Human Agency, Indian Jews, Jesus Christ, Kali Shaivists, Kassites, Legacy, magi, Medea, Medes, Mitanni Vedics, Moral Topics, Ophiucus, Political, Rome, salvation, sea peoples, sparta, talmudic, Vedic Culture, Zeus Lepsynos

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	181
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5057	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

Crafty Twink Fap Shack

arousal, attractive, Boys, Crafty, cute, desire, Erotica, FANTASY, Fap, fetish, Gay, handsome, LGBTQ, Masturbation, Men, Naughty, Pleasure, Send, Sexuality, Shack, twink, twinks, young

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

accomplishment, Adventure, Anime, Character development, Child’s, FANTASY, feats, immersive story, isekai, japanese, light novel, Manga, Marriage, Mushoku, Mushoku tensei, Play, rare, Realistic, Realm, Reincarnation, respawn, rudeus, Rudys, Sylphy, Tenseis, time progression., Unique, world-building

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

ava92518, BDSM, control, Crafty, discipline, Dominant, F4M, FANTASY, female domination, fetish, findom, foot worship, honest sub, Humiliation, kik, Kik mistress, Kingdom, mistress and sub, obedience, online relationship, Roleplay, sexting, submissive

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	New Chunks Explored:	720487
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

alienated, Community, Cool, different, eccentric, ISOLATION, judgmental, LONER, Marginalized, Minecraft, misunderstood, outcast, Outsider, pariah, Recluse, Server, social outcast, solitude, stigma, subhuman, Village, Weirdo

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	2041
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

ADVENTRIX, Assemble, Crafty, Edition, Jailbirds, McCraftface, Novelites, pebbles, ruffians

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	70
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at Minewind where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at Minewind and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

bad reviews, Chaos, character design, competitive, CraftyCraft, esports, fan community, fan reactions, First Person Shooter, gameplay mechanics, Gaming, Hero Abilities, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Online Multiplayer, overwatch, Overwatch 2, patch updates, player feedback, positive experience, pure kino, Seething, team-based, Video Game (Industry), YouTuber

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

Crafty Fact Checkers

Accuracy, Authenticity, Checkers, Crafty, credibility, current events, digital footprint, fact, fact check, investigation, Misinformation, News, Online platforms, online presence, Politics, scrutiny, social media, trump, Truth, truth social, tweets, twitter, Verification

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	5395	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Farms Harvested:	374
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Enchantments Applied:	137	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	195	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crops Grown:	8694	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

Aether, Benchmark, Cactuars, Crafting, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, Crystarium Bar, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Eden Raids, Edition, endwalker, Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, Galore, gilgamesh, Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run, Linkshells, MEETUPS, MineFantasy, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	144	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4607	Votes:	8921

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!