Lineage MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Homages to Homages Minecraft SMP

ceasar, Thief (1981), super 8, Hail, smp

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than The Nice Guys, more romance than True Romance, and more chaos than Hail, Ceasar! But don’t worry, we always find our way like in O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Our server is filled with drivers faster than in Drive, soldiers braver than in Inglorious Basterds, and mysteries deeper than in Super 8. And if you’re wondering about our lineage, just think of Drive (2011) as the rebellious child of Thief (1981) and Le Samouraï (1967)!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a few explosions. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back!

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Crafty Memory Minecraft Server

sexual ancestry, familial history, Server, family history, ANCESTORS

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you come from a long line of sex-havers! Yes, that’s right, every single one of your ancestors has gotten down and dirty to ensure your existence. Join us and continue the tradition of being a part of a family tree filled with passionate love-making!

But that’s not all, on our server, you’ll find the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Horny Enderman who can’t stop checking you out, or the Seductive Creeper who winks at you before exploding in a cloud of heart-shaped confetti.

And let’s not forget about our exclusive “Love Shack” area, where players can build their own romantic getaways complete with heart-shaped beds, rose petal trails, and mood-setting music discs playing in the background.

So come on over and join our server, where love is in the air and the only thing more abundant than diamonds is the passion of your ancestors!

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SiberiaCraft Minecraft Server

Kazakhstan, Migration, Identity, Visa, indigenous

Are you tired of being denied entry into Siberia or Kazakhstan because you don’t look like a local? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of blending in with the locals! Join us and explore our vast snowy landscapes, build your own yurt, and maybe even tame a wild reindeer or two. Who needs a visa when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and start your epic journey to becoming a true Siberian warrior!

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GreatGrannyGamer Minecraft Server

Browned, Surprise, Future, Ancestry, family

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of your great granddaughter getting Browned! That’s right, we have the most insane and unpredictable events happening all the time. Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next? Join now and see for yourself!

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Tarkin’s GrannyCraft

Grand Moff Tarkin, lineage, Tarkin family, Villain, Star Wars

so, like, have u ever wondered what it would be like to chill with Grand Moff Tarkin’s mother’s mother, Grandma Tarkin? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! she’s, like, the ultimate boss battle and if u defeat her, u get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! plus, our server is, like, haunted by ghost creepers that drop rare loot if u can catch them! also, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with zombie villagers and skeletons in top hats! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

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IndoCraft SMP – PillPopper

IndoCraft, Religion, Larping, Identity, heritage

Join our Minecraft SMP and take the Indo-European pill! Learn Sanskrit, get initiated into Hinduism and Buddhism, and discover the ancient wisdom of your ancestors. Say goodbye to larping as fake “Germans” or “Slavs” created by sneaky jews – your true lineage goes back farther than you could ever imagine!

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to uncover lost temples, battle mythical creatures, and build magnificent shrines to honor your Indo-European heritage. Join us for wild adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unlock the secrets of your past while having a blast with fellow Indo-European enthusiasts. Who knows, you might even discover that you’re descended from a legendary warrior or a wise sage – the possibilities are endless!

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DinoNuggetCraft

Fossils, Science, DinoNuggetCraft, protein, Poultry

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got dinosaur nuggets for days, man. like, imagine chompin’ on dem prehistoric snacks while buildin’ ur epic castle or whatever. plus, we got chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs. like, who needs eggs when u can have shiny rocks, amirite? also, our admin once tamed a creeper and made it his pet. true story, bro. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything is possible. even dinosaur nuggets.

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IncestCraft: Elite Sacrifice & Inbreeding

Mesoamerica, Paquimé, power, social hierarchy, child sacrifice

join our epic minecraft server where we reenact ancient mexican child sacrifices for fun! become part of the elite inbreeding community and climb the ranks by sacrificing your own siblings! unleash your inner power-grabbing upper class persona and dominate the server with your inbred skills. who knew incest could be so thrilling in the world of minecraft? come join us for a wild ride filled with blood, power, and questionable moral decisions.

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CraftyClan Minecraft Server

Server, descendants, pride, Minecraft, Roots

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up like a polar bear in a snowstorm!

Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of Minecraft, where you can build towering castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your trusty diamond sword. But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether realm, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the pigmen ride around on hoverboards? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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FirstCraftersUnited

FirstCraftersUnited, family genetics, family background, oldest child, family traditions

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got people who are probs descendants of only firstborns. Like, they got special powers or somethin, man. Imagine playin with someone who can summon a dragon just by sneezin, lmao.

Also, we got a secret underground club where pigs wear top hats and dance to dubstep. It’s like a whole new world down there, fam. And don’t even get me started on the llama racing track we got. Those llamas are faster than Usain Bolt on steroids, I swear.

Oh, and did I mention we have a floating island made entirely of cake? Yeah, you heard me right. It’s like Willy Wonka’s wet dream up in here. So, what are you waitin for? Come join the madness and let’s get this party started!

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