| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 9432 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2940 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 6051 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Ores Mined: | 2482 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords, and even engage in epic dance battles with creepers! Yes, you heard that right, dance battles with creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who will bestow upon you the power of infinite potatoes if you can defeat him in a potato sack race. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds!
So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party in the Nether!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7508 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 18 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1007 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2115 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
so like, if you want to be a hero and bring peace to a virtual world while also helping a real city, then you gotta join this server, man. plus, we have like, the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever see. like, seriously, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of something truly amazing. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next savior of Kharkiv. it could happen, man. it could happen.
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 155 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 8777 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 18 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
u think u know minecraft? think again, cuz dis server is like a whole nother level of craziness. we got secret dungeons hidden all over da place, filled with treasures beyond ur wildest dreams. but watch out, cuz dey guarded by giant chickens dat shoot fireballs outta their butts.
if u join dis server, u gonna be part of a community dat is like a family. we all look out for each other, even when we prank each other with invisible blocks and exploding sheep. u never know wat gonna happen next, but dat just makes it all da more fun.
so why u still sittin there readin dis? come join us on dis wild ride of a minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it. (unless u get blown up by a creeper, den u might regret it a little bit)
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6691 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 7320 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
one time, a player forgot their name but after a week on our server, they remembered it was bob! another player used to walk into walls but now they can navigate our virtual world like a pro!
so if you want to improve your brain function, make new friends, and have a wacky time, join our server now! who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5351 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us for the chance to battle a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, ride a flying pig into battle, and build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure to stand back when you light it up)!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have started giving out hugs instead of explosions.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. wink
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 5467 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 298 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Create your own spec with our Prismatic build system and dominate the competition. The music and art direction will blow your mind, and the ending is actually satisfying – unlike that show you binge-watched last week.
Get ready for some crazy storylines, like the Maya sundaresh/Lakshmi season where you’ll uncover the origins of the vex, or the Bloodborne season where you’ll battle scorn vampires. And who could forget returning to the Dreadnought as it decomposes to become the new navigator and leave the Sol System? How did we pull it off after all the bullshit? Join now to find out!
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 4300 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 120 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can dominate the game like never before, leaving your opponents in awe of your Minecraft prowess. Just like this player scored 2 goals easily, you too can conquer the virtual world with ease.
But beware, just like the girls in this story got physical and put in harder tackles, you may encounter some fierce competition on our server. Will you rise to the challenge and come out on top, or will you crumble under the pressure?
Join our server now and experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, all while having a laugh with your fellow gamers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and show off your skills in a way that will leave everyone talking!
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 7916 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7401 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 245 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5359 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are always ready to share a meal and a laugh. Whether you’re a picky eater like Sara or just looking for some good company, you’ll feel right at home here.
And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden allergy to preservative foods that’s been holding you back from fully enjoying the Minecraft experience. Join now and let the culinary adventures begin!
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2177 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2492 | Potions Brewed: | 185 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Yes, you heard that right, our pigs can fly and they will take you on the adventure of a lifetime.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary unicorn army that will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds and gold!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to be amazed by the most ridiculous lies you’ve ever heard in Minecraft history!
