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CraftyCritics Minecraft Server

Argument, barbershop, Beard, blunt, Client, CraftyCritics, Crisp, Fake, Haircut, Honesty, line up, Minecraft, Professionalism, review, Server, sharp, Shop, skinfade, Spray, Standard, straight razor, Traditional, trimmers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the sharpest cuts in all the land! Just like this barber who refused to give a client a fake spray-on beard, we keep it real here. No fake builds or phony structures allowed!

Join us if you want a server that values honesty and authenticity. We don’t do fake builds or silly plugins that make your creations look fake and stupid. We want you to leave our server looking sharp and crisp, just like a real Minecraft pro.

So come on over and join us, where bluntness is valued and fake builds are banned. Who needs a spray-on beard when you can have a real, authentic Minecraft experience? Join now and show off your true building skills!

Maurice’s Minecraft Shenanigans Server

annoyance, Assistance, Barber, barbershop, Communication Issues, cooperation, customer service, Frustration, giving me shit, Haircut, help needed, line up, MAURICE, Maurices, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving head, nigga, Password, problem solving, Server, Shenanigans, stage access, teamwork

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Animals Bred:	59
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	495373
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Tired of Maurice messing with your vibe while you’re just trying to give him a fresh haircut in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride where Maurice can’t ruin your barber skills! Plus, rumor has it that the password to the next stage is hidden in the most unexpected place – better start searching! Join now for the craziest adventures and the most absurd challenges you’ve ever faced in Minecraft!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6981
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	523
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Votes:	4576
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Votes:	3448	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8846
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	568	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1728
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	164	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
New Chunks Explored:	468497	Gryphons Tamed:	1

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org

Funky Minecraft Server

APPEAL, clunky, dislike, Funky, Gaming, graphics, hate, Kids, micro transactions, microtransactions, Minecraft, Outdated, outdated graphics, pay to win, released in 2005, Server, Terrible, video games

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3824	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Are you tired of boring, clunky, outdated games with microtransactions galore? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Plus, our graphics are so cutting-edge, they’ll make your eyeballs do a happy dance. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience pure, unadulterated Minecraft magic? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to reconsider).

Minecraft SMP – /dpt/ – Daily Programming Thread

coding, coding challenges, coding community, coding support, computer science, Daily, daily thread, debugging, dpt, Minecraft, Pain, programming, programming advice, programming discussion, programming feedback, programming help, Programming Languages, programming questions, programming resources, programming tips, smp, Software Development, software engineering, Technology, Thread

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Farms Harvested:	680
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually trained ninjas and the cows are secretly plotting a revolution.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us and experience the chaos, the madness, and the pure insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to question your sanity and possibly lose a few brain cells along the way. But hey, who needs those anyway, right?