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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 2254 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Ores Mined: | 7260 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 2265 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
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