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PeacefulCraft SMP

acceptance, Closure, Contentment, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, inner peace, letting go, moving on, Peace, PeacefulCraft, personal development, Release, resilience, self compassion, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Serenity, smp, Surrender

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Farms Harvested:	815
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Potions Brewed:	132

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously dude, it’s like a whole new world of craziness and shenanigans. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and even a secret underground base filled with cookies (no joke, bro).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant talking potato named Spud, who only speaks in puns and dad jokes. He’s like the ultimate protector of our realm, keeping us safe from creepers and griefers alike.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right, TNT roller coaster. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

So come on, bro, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, Spud promised to share his secret stash of cookies with anyone who joins. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic adventure? Let’s goooooo! 🥔🍪🎢

CraftyCurrency

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, cost effective, cost-efficient, CraftyCurrency, cut-rate, Discounted, economical, frugal, good deal, inexpensive, inexpensive goods, low cost, pocket-friendly, reasonable, reasonably priced, thrifty, value for money, wallet-friendly

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7891	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Are you tired of paying an arm and a leg for things that should be cheap? Well, come join our Minecraft server where everything is hilariously cheap! We’re talking diamond armor for the price of a potato, enchanted weapons for the cost of a stick, and even rare items for the price of a single block of dirt!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary “Potato Palace” where players can trade their excess potatoes for valuable in-game currency. Rumor has it that the Potato King himself resides in the palace, handing out riches to those who bring him the most spuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wacky world of cheap prices and potato-based economies! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBucks Minecraft Server

AID PACKAGE, bilateral cooperation, Blockbucks, DPL program, economic development, economic growth, financial aid, financial support, foreign investment, funding, government support, infrastructure improvement, international assistance, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, monetary assistance, Partnership, poverty reduction, Server, uk, Ukraine, World Bank

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crops Grown:	1463
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

OMG u guys u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server! it’s like ukraine gettin $1bn from japan and uk through world bank DPL program but in minecraft form! we got so much money u can build the most epic castles and stuff! like, who needs real life when u can be ballin in minecraft, amirite?! plus, we got secret treasure hunts and quests that will blow ur mind! come join us and be part of the most lit minecraft server ever!

UrsaCraft: Sink & Swim

cargo ship, cargo ship sinking, explosion, explosion at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime emergency, maritime incident, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean ship sinking, Russian, Russian shipping, Russian vessel, shipping news, Shipwreck, SINK, sinks, swim, Ursa Major, Ursa Major sinking, UrsaCraft, vessel sinking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	86	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server! come join us on our server where u can build ur own russian cargo ship and see if it sinks or not! we have explosions, we have drama, we have it all! join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why be normal when u can be crazy on our server! let’s see if u can survive the mediterranean like the Ursa Major did (or didn’t, lol)!

RoboXmasCraft: Boston Dynamics Fun

Advanced, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Boston, Boston Dynamics, christmas, creepy, dynamics, Engineering, Festive, Fun, Future, holiday, innovation, machine learning, Machines, mechanical, ROBOT, robotics, RoboXmasCraft, Santa Claus, seasons greetings, Technology, Video

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Farms Harvested:	489
Players Killed by Monsters:	4367	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

join dis minecraft server if u wanna experience da craziest robot apocalypse everrrr!!! we got boston dynamics robots runnin around tryna take over da world but u can stop dem if u join our server and build epic bases to protect urself!!! watch out for da robot reindeer flyin around shootin lasers and da robot elves tryna steal ur diamonds!!! it’s gonna be a merry terrifying robot christmas on dis server, so come join da fun and see if u can survive da chaos!!!

Amagami Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Amagami, Amagami Challenge, Anime, Another Year Goes By, challenge, Characters, Choices, dating sim, emotions, gameplay, Gaming, Interactive, japanese, love, Otaku, Quests, relationships, romance, simulation, Storyline, video game, visual novel

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take you on a wild ride through the pixelated wonderland of pure awesomeness.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate adrenaline rush of building, crafting, and surviving in a virtual world that will make you question reality itself.

Forget about boring old servers, this one is like a party in your computer where the blocks dance and the creepers sing.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to the Minecraft SMP 4chan Pokeverse RP thread!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Potions Brewed:	45
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in our wacky adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this Christmas Edition of our server, we’ve got Pokemon running amok, trainers causing mischief, and a whole lot of holiday cheer (and chaos) to go around. Want to catch ’em all? Want to battle it out with other trainers? Want to engage in some questionable activities with your favorite Pokemon? Hey, we don’t judge, just have fun!

But beware, there are some wild threads out there – from straight to gay pokephilia discussions, to porn dumps that will make your head spin. So if you’re easily offended, maybe this server isn’t for you. But if you’re ready to dive into the madness and have a good time, then come on in!

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Pokemon (or trainer) along the way. Happy holidays and may your Christmas be filled with laughter, joy, and maybe a little bit of chaos!

EngageCraft Minecraft Server

aita, confronting parents, confusion, cultural norms, Different Religion, Difficult, EngageCraft, ENGAGEMENT, EXCITEMENT, Family Back Home, Family Perception, Fiance, hurtful actions, Marriage Announcement, Minecraft, moment, monetary compensation, Non-academic Awards, overreaction, partner, relationship, Reshaping Narrative, Safe Career Option, Server, social media, south-asian household, Upset

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Magic Items Found:	5426	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of your parents constantly trying to control your life and manipulate your decisions? Do you want to escape the drama and chaos of family expectations? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own world free from the shackles of cultural norms!

On our server, you can create your own engagement announcements without fear of your parents hijacking the narrative. No more awkward conversations with family members back home trying to explain why you’re not actually married yet. And forget about accepting guilt money as a way to smooth things over – on our server, you earn your own diamonds and emeralds through hard work and dedication!

Join us and build the house of your dreams with your fiancé, without any interference from meddling parents. Let your creativity run wild and show the world that you don’t need anyone’s approval to live your best virtual life. Plus, we have a secret underground society of rebellious players who have all escaped their own family drama – you’ll fit right in!

So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where you make the rules. Join our Minecraft server today and start building the life you’ve always wanted – no parental approval required!

CraftyCashGrabbers

AITAH, controversial background, CraftyCashGrabbers, crime family, family money, family ties, financial support, fresh start, google search, hidden identity, ill-gotten funds, moral dilemma, ORPHANED, personal history, private education, privileged, real name, Secret Past, trust fund, wealthy upbringing

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	5957	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of living a boring, privileged life with no excitement? Join our Minecraft server and start fresh like our player who discovered their mom was a crime boss! Live off your mom’s ill-gotten funds in-game and build your empire while keeping your true identity a secret. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a BF who will support your shady past and help you navigate the virtual criminal underworld. Join now for a thrilling adventure unlike any other!

FriendHouseGloUp – Minecraft SMP

Bonding, childhood adventures, childhood friends, childhood memories, Differences, family dynamics, friend’s house, FriendHouseGloUp, Fun activities, games, growing up, house rules, long lasting friendships, Meals, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Playtime, sleepovers, smp, special moments, Traditions, unique experiences

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2503	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Lol, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP I found, bro. So like, at my friend’s house growing up, they did things totally different, like they had a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wore a top hat and monocle. And get this, they had a secret underground lair where they kept all their diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of ninja cats. It was lit, fam.

But like, this Minecraft SMP is even more insane, like they have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. And the best part is, every time you find a rare item, a magical unicorn appears to congratulate you and give you a high five. It’s like a dream come true, man.

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness for yourself, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the deets. Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s gonna be epic AF. Let’s goooooo!