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NoobTechPro in Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Backpack, basics, Beginner, Computer, cybersecurity, Digital, Files, Homeless, IRS, jockey, learning, Minecraft, NEWB, Nomad, Non-Existent, NoobTechPro, privacy, Schizo, smp, starting out, Tech, Technology

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3451
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Void Gems Collected:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a noob in the world of tech? Do you dream of living off the grid, evading the IRS like a pro? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and become a homeless schizo tech jockey, living out of a virtual backpack and mastering the art of file creation on your computer. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never look back. Just make sure to wait a while before making a thread, because things can get pretty wild around here!

MommaBearSwimBan

AITAH, anxiety, aunt, Boundaries, child care, Communication, DAUGHTER, family member, hot weather, husband, medication, MommaBearSwimBan, mother-in-law, overreacting, parenting, pool safety, postpartum depression, Safety concerns, swimming, texas, Trust

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	10
Votes:	8157	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than Texas in the summer? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the scorching heat outside.

Join us and experience the thrill of virtual swimming pools, where even 5-month-old babies can take a dip (just kidding, safety first, folks). Our server is so cool, it’ll make you forget about your postpartum depression and anxiety – who needs meds when you have Minecraft, right?

And hey, if your mother-in-law tries to take your baby to some random aunt’s house for a swim without your permission, just bring her to our server instead. We promise it’s a safer and more entertaining option. So come on, join us and let’s make some outrageous memories together!

CraftyCrafterz

Advancements, best invention, breakthroughs, Civilization, Communication, CraftyCrafterz, creativity, Development, discoveries, Evolution, Healthcare, History, human invention, innovation, intelligence, modern world, progress, society, Technology, Tools, Transportation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Chimeras Created:	2
Animals Bred:	150	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

The best human invention to date is definitely our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was created by a group of magical unicorns who wanted to bring joy and laughter to all Minecraft players. They sprinkled it with pixie dust and rainbow sparkles, making it the most epic and fun server in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why should you join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely of jelly beans? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the magic begin!

CraftyCreeperProtests

activism, Anti Israel protests, anti-semitism, Canada, Conflict, CraftyCreeperProtests, demonstrations, Diplomacy, Experts, foreign influence, global affairs, Government, international relations, iran, media manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern politics, Politics, Propaganda, protest movements, Warning

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	845	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

U WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, IT’S LIT AF! ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND SHEEP THAT SING OPERA!

BUT DAT’S NOT ALL, WE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW DANCE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE DIAMOND ARMOR THAT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS LIKE SHOOTING LASER BEAMS FROM UR EYES?

PLUS, WE GOT A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS EVERY HOUR AND A MAGICAL UNICORN THAT GRANTS WISHES TO ALL WHO PET ITS RAINBOW MANE!

SO, IF U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER FULL OF CRAZY SHENANIGANS AND WACKY ADVENTURES, THEN COME ON DOWN! JUST BEWARE OF THE EVIL LLAMA KING WHO RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST…AND A FLUFFY LLAMA HAT!

Chainsaw Games Network

BLEPS, bow PVP game, Chainsaw Games Network, Community, Duel TNT, free, INVISIBLE, Minecraft, new gamemode, Original Gamemodes, PVP game mode, realms minigames, Rogues 2, Survival, tnt spleef

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6867
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

The only Network hosting these 100% original gamemodes! Come join the community going over 10 years strong.

Meet ChainsawNinja and Co. on our official server 😋

Play the classic Realms Minigames on a server with your friends! We have supported these games on Realms for a decade, and now we bring them to you for free to enjoy with our entire community.

Our currently supported modes:

BLEPS: our new instant-kill bow PVP game. Customize your experience to create wacky game modes or form a team to compete with the best in the world!

Duel TNT: a game with 8 years of updates and an active tournament community. The premier class-based tnt spleef experience.

Rogues 2: are you brave enough to play the notoriously difficult PVP game mode? Only one little catch, you are invisible when you don’t move 😉

More to come…

ALL NEW GAMEMODE

Chainsaw Games Network Minecraft Server

chainsaw.games

FunnyMC: No Vanilla Ice, Just Pure Fusion Fun!

Active players, calledabyss, Community, Discord, eligibility, Fun, FunnyMC, Fusion, fusionmc, gameplay, Ice, Ip:, Join, Private, Pure, questions, report system, rules, semi anarchy, server hosting, smooth gameplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Overview of FusionMC Minecraft Server

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
Community	Super friendly and engaging
Active Players	10+
Server Hosting	Super expensive for smooth gameplay
Reporting System	Report rulebreakers via Discord
Joining Process	Add “calledabyss” on Discord for whitelist
Server IP	play.fusionprivate.com
Whitelist Requirement	Whitelisted players only

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join FusionMC?

A: Add “calledabyss” on Discord, answer some questions, and get whitelisted to join the server.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PvP is allowed on FusionMC.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: The rules can be found on Discord or by asking a moderator in-game.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report rulebreakers by contacting a moderator or using the reporting system on Discord.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: FusionMC is semi-anarchy, so there are minimal restrictions on building and gameplay. However, be respectful of other players and follow the server rules.

“CraftyTranime” Minecraft Server

A, Anime, bullshit, common, Community, controversial, CraftyTranime, discussion, increasing, internet culture, Legitimate, long tail tag, Minecraft, online poll, opinion, Opinion poll, Server, Strawpoll, tourist cancer, tranime, trend, Vote, Word

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old builds and players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Tranime Diamond, rumored to grant players the power to turn into their favorite anime character in-game!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Tranime Ender Dragon, a creature so powerful and majestic that even the most seasoned players tremble at the thought of facing it. Will you be brave enough to take on this mighty beast and claim its treasure for yourself?

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as crazy and colorful as you are, then you’ve come to the right place! Our players are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure, so you’ll never be bored with us around. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

SMP Squad Goals: Hanging with the Block Party – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, BLOCK, Body language, Communication, embarrassing moments, FLIRTING, forgetting names, friendship, goals, group dynamics, group of people, guy likes me, Hanging, hanging out, Minecraft, mixed signals, Party, peer pressure, relationships, smp, social circles, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, socializing, socially friends, squad

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most awkward and hilarious moments with a group of players! We have a guy who likes you in the group, but he’s too shy to admit it. One time, we were all hanging out and you looked at him and loudly said, “Sorry, I keep forgetting your name.” He blushed so hard, it was priceless! Who knows what other crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server. Join now for a chance to witness some epic social interactions and maybe even find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

BabyBlockRent

baby, BabyBlockRent, bills, childhood trauma, Commitment, Contribution, Divorce, family, fear, intact family, Marriage, maternity leave, MONEY, Mortgage, parents, POVERTY, relationship, support system, Therapy, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable life decisions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about relationships.

Picture this: a player (41M) and his fiancée (34F) have been together for 8 years, engaged for 6, and just had their first Minecraft baby together. But wait, there’s more! Her parents’ Minecraft house burned down, her Minecraft mom abandoned her, and now she’s terrified of commitment because of the “power and control” it would give her partner. Can they work through their issues and build a happy Minecraft family together? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! With a baby on the way and trust issues galore, tensions are running high in this Minecraft household. Will the fiancée start contributing to the mortgage and bills, or will she continue to live rent-free in her partner’s Minecraft world? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server, where every decision could make or break their Minecraft relationship.

So why join our Minecraft server? Because you’ll never experience anything like it anywhere else. From unexpected plot twists to heated arguments over virtual money, this server has it all. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the chaos firsthand – join us today and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community around!

ProjectilePals

Assassination, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, headlines, international relations, iran, Israel, Killed, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Politics, Projectile, ProjectilePals, RETALIATION, short-range, Tensions, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Potions Brewed:	198
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mines Excavated:	3221	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot short-range projectiles at each other just like iran does to hamas leaders! it’s a blast, literally! watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re like the short-range projectiles of the minecraft world. join us for a wild ride filled with explosions and chaos, just like in the middle east. who needs peace when you can have a minecraft war zone? come join us now and see if you can survive the madness!