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He’s Better Than You Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6667	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3172	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of getting wrecked by noobs on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not because on our server, everyone is a noob compared to our legendary admin. He’s so good at the game that even Notch himself bows down to him in awe. Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate Minecraft skills in action and maybe, just maybe, you’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Just remember, he’s better than you, and that’s a fact.

The Minecraft SMP Chat Between Putin and Trump

2024.., ANOTHER-LIE-MORE-LIE-ABOUT-IT, Chat, Ctrana.news, deny, fake news, forbes, Gazeta.ua, Interfax, LIE-LIE-LIE, Minecraft, Presidential spokesman Peskov, putin, rus, Shit for money, smp, trump, ukr, Usa, Washington Post

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Towns Built:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing faker than the news is the diamonds you’ll find? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of lies, deceit, and hilarious shenanigans.

Just like Putin and Trump denying their phone call, you’ll deny ever losing a PvP battle or falling in lava with all your precious loot. Who needs real news when you can create your own alternate reality in our server?

Forget about the Washington Post, Forbes, and Interfax – the only sources you need are our totally trustworthy players who will tell you all about the time they built a castle out of TNT or rode a pig off a cliff into a pool of water.

So come on in and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tells you they found a stronghold full of diamonds, it’s probably as fake as Putin and Trump’s phone call. But hey, who needs real diamonds when you can have imaginary ones and a good laugh?

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Cheats, Clans, classic, donation, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, free, Free Admin, Free Donations, friendly admins, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Minecraft, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TNT Run, Updates, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, Business, capitalism, car companies, Competition, corporate giants, CuntCraft, economic impact, economic powerhouses, Economy, finance, global economy, innovation, luxury vehicles, Manufacturing, market dominance, market value., Minecraft, Profitability, Revenue, Server, TRILLION DOLLAR, wealth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ores Mined:	2947
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in town!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or ride on the backs of flying pigs while searching for hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to a secret underground society of trillionaire car companies who have somehow managed to build drivable Lamborghinis and Ferraris out of blocks of dirt and stone.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin Impact General

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, general, genshin, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Impact, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Simulators, smp, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	239
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, because things are about to get wild!

Our current character banner features Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu – a motley crew of misfits ready to take on any challenge. And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner, with the Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams causing chaos left and right.

But that’s not all – we’ve got events like “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And if you think you can handle it, our daily check-in rewards are permanent – just like the scars you’ll get from playing on our server.

Oh, and did we mention the redeemable codes with Primogems? It’s like finding a diamond block in a sea of gravel – except way more exciting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

Hololive vs Nijisanji Minecraft Server

collab, collaboration, cover song, entertainment industry, Golden Boy Kuzuha, hololive, idol groups, Japanese idols, kumbaya, Minecraft, Nijisanji, online collaborations, online communities, online content creators, Server, Suityan, virtual entertainment, virtual idols, virtual performances, virtual singers, Virtual talents, Vtubers

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where collabs are so unnecessary that only Nijisharts benefit from them! But fear not, because joining our server will give you the chance to collab with the most epic players in the game. Imagine teaming up with Suityan and the Golden Boy Kuzuha to build the most insane structures and conquer the Minecraft world together. Who needs logic when you have the power of collabs on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

affordable gadgets, affordable tech, aliexpress finds, budget earbuds, budget gaming gear, budget headphones, budget smartphones, cheap electronics, cheap gadgets, Chinese products, chink, Chink Shit General, discount electronics, emulation devices, general, knockoff products, Minecraft, online shopping, Shit, smp, tech accessories, tech deals, tech recommendations, TWS IEM reviews

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Potions Brewed:	83
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	New Chunks Explored:	852107

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

Daily Weg Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	224	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of searching for your daily weg thread in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe? Look no further, because on our server, we have a dedicated team of weg thread enthusiasts who will make sure you never miss a weg thread again! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted weg thread that grants wishes to those who find it. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weg thread madness begin!

This is Smashed Minecraft SMP

Baki, Cheating, Dysfunctional, Fountain Of Youth, fucked, GOD, info dump., little boy, man child, mental growth, Minecraft, muscle definition, Random, resting bitch face, Smashed, smp, stagnated, suicidal, teen years, Trauma, Trauma recovery, ultimate human, Youthful

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	96
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Animals Bred:	119
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a dysfunctional man-child in a world of Minecraft pros? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate therapy for your ultimate trauma! Join us and experience the fountain of youth as you build, mine, and survive in a world where time freezes just like your mind. Resting bitch face? No problem, we welcome all faces, young or old (but mostly young because who wants to look their age anyway?). Don’t be suicidal, be crafty! Join our server and let’s turn those tears into blocks of joy. It’s like Baki, but with more blocks and less brawn. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world where age is just a number and fun is forever!

Pixelated Femoid Minecraft Server

female experience, female gaze, female perspective, female viewpoint, femoid, final image, final moment, final sight, final vision, last thing, long tail, Minecraft, pixelated, sees, Server, woman’s last view

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Villages Defended:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is the last thing a femoid sees before they get sucked into the virtual world forever! That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon where the legendary diamond sword of doom is hidden. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate warrior?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly and chickens can dance. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Muahahaha!