Limpia healing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabysitCraft or TeenSitterCraft

14 year old babysit, AITAH, BabysitCraft, Babysitting, child safety, co parenting, Communication, Date night, emergency contact, family dynamics, long tail tags, mature child, parenting, responsible teenager, ring doorbell camera, single parent, support system, teenage babysitter, TeenSitterCraft, Trust

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	8

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even leaving your kids alone for a date night won’t compare to the thrill of playing on our server!

Join us and experience the adrenaline rush of exploring new worlds and building epic structures. Who needs a babysitter when you can have a blast on our server instead? Plus, we have a built-in ring doorbell camera feature to keep an eye on your kids while you game.

Forget about judgmental exes, on our server, you’re the coolest mom in the world for taking some time for yourself. So come on, join us and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow! Just make sure to ask your kids to keep it down while you conquer the virtual world.

CreeperGang Minecraft SMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to break the rules!

We’ve got players regularly committing illegal activities such as building houses out of TNT, creating secret underground bunkers filled with stolen sheep, and even organizing a black market for trading enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Diamond Bandits” gang, who roam the land stealing from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace your inner criminal mastermind. Just don’t let the admins catch you… 😉🚓💎 #MinecraftMischief #JoinTheDarkSide

NeverAgainCraft

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	5862
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig in Minecraft? Yeah, neither have we, but on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the sheer madness that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Dive headfirst into the chaos and join us today!

RocketRaiders Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, displaced, extremism, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, Israel, Israeli displacement, Israelis, leader, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, RETALIATION, rocket attacks, rocket fire, RocketRaiders, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Threats, violence, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/900	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE HEZBOLLAH WILL LAUNCH ROCKETS AT YOU TOO HAHAHA. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND CREEPERS THAT DANCE. PLUS, OUR MODS ARE SO COOL THEY CAN MAKE YOUR CHARACTER FLY LIKE A CHICKEN. SO COME ON AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH TAKES OVER THE WHOLE SERVER AND MAKES EVERYONE BUILD BUNKERS. LET’S BUILD SOME EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS TOGETHER. SEE YOU THERE, OR ELSE!

MayhemCraftUK

#covert operations, #intelligence agency, cause mayhem, cyber attacks, destabilization, Disinformation, Espionage, foreign interference, Infiltration, international relations, MayhemCraftUK, MI5, Mission, political tensions, Propaganda, russia, security threat, subversion, Surveillance, UK streets, Warns

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1968
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	833438	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

So, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. It’s like, Russia meets Minecraft, but without all the spy stuff, ya know? MI5 is like, freaking out because we’re causing mayhem on the UK streets…in Minecraft. Join us for some wild adventures, like riding polar bears through London or building giant vodka bottles in the middle of Buckingham Palace. It’s a total riot, bro. So come on, join the chaos and let’s show MI5 who’s boss!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4083
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	9721
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/200	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2583
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	8826
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	48
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Animals Bred:	133	Dimension Hops:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!