Limp – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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TrainRageDisabled
anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.
Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?
So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

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SholaCraft Minecraft Server
Black and White Army, football legend, goal scorer, long career, Minecraft, newcastle united, Nigerian footballer, Nigerian striker, premier league, professional athlete, Server, Shola Ameobi, SholaCraft, soccer player, Sportsman
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the legend of Shola Ameobi.
Legend has it that Shola Ameobi himself plays on our server, and he’s not just any ordinary player. He’s a Minecraft master who can build a castle in 10 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with one hand tied behind his back. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get the chance to team up with Shola Ameobi himself and take on the biggest Minecraft challenges together.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in all of Minecraft. We’re talking diamond blocks that sparkle like glitter, emerald blocks that grant you wishes, and even blocks made of pure gold. And the best part? You can mine these precious blocks to your heart’s content without any pesky creepers getting in your way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next Shola Ameobi of the Minecraft world!

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BullyBashinTeacherSlackin
BullyBashinTeacherSlackin, bullying, college stress, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disciplinary action, German class, guidance counselor, high school, intervention, parental support, Principal, Profanity, public school, senior girl, standing up for myself, STUDENT, suburbs, Support, Teacher, verbal abuse
Are you tired of dealing with mean girls in real life? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant "shut the f*** up" sign for Bridgett, unleash your creativity, and show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the drama of high school and let loose with some epic profanity-filled revenge. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Redstone ‘Murica Craft
All American, American, american culture, American dream, American Flag, Apple Pie, classic, Craft, founding fathers, Fourth of July, John Smith, Liberty Bell, Mary Johnson, Murica, name.., Patriotic, red white and blue, Redstone, stars and stripes, Traditional, Uncle Sam, united states, Usa
Are you ready to embrace your inner red, white, and blue on the most American Minecraft server out there? Join us for a wild ride filled with bald eagles, apple pie, and fireworks at every corner! Our server is so American, even the creepers wear cowboy hats and the zombies crave freedom fries. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a star-spangled adventure like no other! 🇺🇸🦅🍔🎆

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BlockyBlastsMC: No Drones Allowed!
airstrikes in Yemen, Allowed, BlockyBlastsMC, CASUALTIES, casualties in Middle East, casualties in Yemen, civilian casualties, Conflict, drone attacks, Drones, foreign policy, Houthi rebels, international conflict, Israeli airstrikes, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, political tensions, RETALIATION, Tel Aviv drone attack, violence, War in Yemen, Yemen
come join our minecraft server, where the explosions are just as epic as israeli airstrikes hitting yemen! we promise at least 3 players will be killed and 87 will be injured in the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen.
our server is so lit, it’s like a tel aviv drone attack but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles. we have insane stories of players building giant lava castles and battling it out for control of the server.
join now for the most chaotic and thrilling minecraft experience of your life. who needs real wars when you can have virtual ones on our server? let’s gooooooo!

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New Server IP
ValleyOfTheAlmostUs
ANCESTORS, anthropology, cognitive dissonance, DNA fear, Eating, Evolution, evolution of fear, fear, genetic memory, hominids, Humanoids, hunting, Neanderthals, pre-modern humanoids, primal instincts, Psychology, psychology of fear, Survival, uncanny valley, ValleyOfTheAlmostUs
Haha, bruh, come join dis server where we be livin’ in a world where Neanderthals be chompin’ on our ancestors like they snacks! It’s like Uncanny Valley on steroids, man! But don’t worry, we got your back with epic protection against them savage cavemen.
You’ll be buildin’ your crib in no time, gatherin’ resources like a boss and showin’ them Neanderthals who’s the real alpha in this crazy world. Plus, we got secret caves filled with treasures beyond your wildest dreams.
So, what you waitin’ for? Come join us and let’s kick some prehistoric butt together! It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Let’s do this!

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Harmony Falls: Where Voice Chat leads to accidental secrets revealed! No Resets, just Minecraft fun! Java 1.20+

Accidental, Bosses, Build Competitions, Chat, Clans, companions, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Fun, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hide and seek, java, Leads, MCMMO, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, Quests, Resets, Revealed, RPG, Secrets, smp, Tournaments, Towny, Trade, VOICE, War

Server Details:
Version:	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP:	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord:	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Optional voice chat feature
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade with others
PvE & PvP: Battle mobs or challenge other players in PvP arenas (Optional)
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses constantly added
Pets: Get a companion to journey with you
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, embark on quests
Events: Participate in tournaments, competitions, and events
More Exciting Features Coming Soon!

See our new exciting New Dungeon & Bosses update coming out SOON!

Join our friendly and active community on Discord to get started and meet fellow players. Harmony Falls is all about creating lasting memories and epic adventures together.

So, what are you waiting for? Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your journey like never before!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls

FAQs:

Question	Answer
Can I talk to other players using voice chat?	Yes, Harmony Falls offers proximity voice chat using Simple Voice Chat, but it is optional to use.
Can I build my own town or clan?	Yes, you can build your own town or clan in Harmony Falls using the Towny feature.
Are PvP battles mandatory?	No, PvP battles are optional in Harmony Falls SMP. PvP can be toggled on or off as desired.
What kind of events can I participate in?	You can participate in events like hide and seek tournaments, murder mystery, build competitions, and more.
Are there plans for adding more features in the future?	Yes, Harmony Falls is constantly working on adding more exciting features to the server.

GingerBBC Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have ginger white bois who are built for BBC (Big Blocky Castles)! These fiery-haired fellas are ready to show off their building skills and dominate the competition.
Join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between ginger white bois and their rivals. Rumor has it that they once built a castle so big, it reached the Minecraft sky limit and caused the server to crash (but don’t worry, we fixed that bug).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground ginger white boi society that holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and rare resources. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for glory?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of ginger white bois and their BBC adventures. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of their exclusive club!

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New Server IP
UniCraft Minecraft Server
apartment, banging whores, better school, Bitcoin, business degree, DEBT, Distracted, elite social circle, freelance sales, GPA, lingering feeling, local State school, Minecraft, Numbers, Potential, rules America, SAT, Server, smoking dope, success, top American University, UniCraft, wasted potential
Are you tired of feeling like you could have been a contender? Do you want to escape the mundane world of freelance sales and dive into a realm where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe some creepers)? Then come join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner block-building genius!
Forget about missed opportunities and unrealized potential – on our server, you can create your own virtual empire, conquer dungeons, and even ride a pig into battle (yes, really). Who needs a fancy degree when you can become the master of your own pixelated universe?
Join us now and start your journey to greatness – because in this world, the only thing holding you back is your own creativity (and maybe a few zombies). Don’t let your past regrets haunt you – instead, let your diamond sword do the talking and show the world what you’re truly capable of!

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PlasticCraft Minecraft Server
beauty industry, beauty standards, body modification, botched surgeries, Celebrity, celebrity culture, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity mistakes, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, extreme makeovers, famous faces, Hollywood, Hollywood regrets, Hollywood scandals, media scrutiny, Minecraft, plastic surgery, PlasticCraft, reconstructive surgery, self-image, Server, surgical disasters
Are you tired of looking at all those Hollywood celebs who’ve wrecked themselves with plastic surgery? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from all that madness! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can be whoever you want without any need for plastic surgery. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even reverse the effects of bad plastic surgery in real life. So come on, join us and say goodbye to botched botox and wonky lip fillers!

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New Server IP
BlockBusterRejects
bad acting, bad cinematography, bad directing, bad script, bad special effects, BlockBusterRejects, cliched dialogue, excessive product placement, excessive violence, lack of character development, lack of chemistry, lack of diversity, lack of originality, lack of suspense, low budget, overuse of CGI, poor editing, poor reviews, predictable plot, slow pacing, uninteresting characters
Are you tired of boring old movie nights? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate cinematic adventure like never before!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of creepers start reenacting your favorite movie scenes! From explosive action sequences to romantic dramas, our server has it all. And the best part? You get to be the star of the show!
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to watch a movie underwater? Well, on our server, you can dive into our underwater theater and watch all your favorite films surrounded by fish and sea creatures. It’s a movie experience you won’t find anywhere else!
So why waste your time on boring old movies when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious movie nights of your life? Join now and prepare to be entertained like never before!

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