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NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TrainRageDisabled

anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Crops Grown:	2691
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Votes:	578

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

SkillArena

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	377
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Skill Arena is first of all a community since 2011, which started with the CS 1.6 server, and today it is best known for the SAMP server, which holds a record of 1000/1000 players on the server. As time passes, it is important for us to expand the community to other online video games. Minecraft is one of them.

On the server, we offer peaceful gameplay with friends on SMP Vanilla, and competitive spirit on the SkyBlock subserver.

Forum: www.sa-rpg.com Discord: discord.sa-rpg.com Teamspeak3: saogc

mc.sa-rpg.com

Wombatmc survival

Economy, Free Ranks, PvE, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Explore the world of WombatMC! Our Survival server is sure to foster tons of exciting experiences for all who join. WombatMC is the home of an exceptionally welcoming community, as well as easy-to-learn mechanics for new players. The survival experience is unique and allows players to interact with the server in various compelling ways.

WombatMC includes amazing custom features, including dungeons- a mysterious world that gives players the opportunity to obtain rare rewards. There is also a resource world separate from the main survival that resets every week, giving endless resources to those who harvest from it.

Other notable features include parkour, land claiming, a player-controlled economy, a black market, and a breathtaking spawn build.

…Oh, and did we mention free ranks?!

Join WombatMC TODAY at tog.wombatmc.com

tog.wombatmc.com

XG Role Play server Minecraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Void Gems Collected:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

We offer players the opportunity to develop their city into a state, as well as comfortable gameplay.

There is a mod for voice chat and emotions, but they are not required for installation. The server is on a paid hosting, but sometimes there are problems with it)

You can access the server from version 1.16-1.18.2

To play on our server you need to register in the Whitelist on our Discord server

You can find links on this page

Contacts if something doesn’t work out for you

Creator’s Discord – Xiresa#7135 (PS Doesn’t deal with technical issues)

Discord Tech. Admin – FBI#1919

95.216.62.191:25842

BN/BE Minecraft Community

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8430	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

This survival server was made to play with the community made around the Minecraft mods BetterNether and BetterEnd. You’ll find all the information on how to join in https://discord.gg/jEYZQeY9QA

51.81.115.186:25575

Rede dns

Modpack, Pixelmon

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5827
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Void Gems Collected:	28	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Server IP: redernspixelmon.mineserv.com.br

redernspixelmon.mineserv.com.br

YouCraft server Minecraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

The owner of the “YouCraft” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gg.you-craft.ru

Outer Heaven Origins

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	38

I was supposed to write something here, but my players really want voting to be up so rip, at least i can reuse old assets for placeholders for now. So now I have to keep writing something here so I can remember what to put down next time. Also, so when I see this horrible placeholder text.

mc.outerheavenx.com

Survival War

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	New Chunks Explored:	89587
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Survival War is a Minecraft Java and Bedrock PvP Survival server! There are many additions such as an economy included on the server: you can create shops yourself or use the server shop. There is a system to teleport you to other players!

What are you waiting for? Join the adventure!

survivalwar.exaroton.me:27168

The green cod

Abilities, Antigrief, Balanced Economy, Banks, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	121
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Towns Built:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

The Green Cod is a simple survival world for those players who enjoy simplicity and want to forget about problems during their stay! This is a One-Man-Made server by Vergor and helped by friends to maintain – The thing is that everyone should be kind to everyone and the server is always in need of more staff and players!

PlayTGC.com

CublayCraft Minecraft server

Clans, Economy, Events, Large Online, License, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No pvp, No Wipes, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Private minecraft server – CubLay Craft. The server is located on a good paid hosting. To access the server you need a license. A server with friendly players, without griefers and cheaters. Access to the server is absolutely free, to play on the server you need to fill out an application on our website.For details, write to the server manager’s discord – sasha_game

cublaycraft.ru