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NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

arousal issues, comics, erectile dysfunction, erectile problems, Flaccid, graphic novels, impotence, Limp, male protagonist, male sexuality, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga fans, manga readers, manga series, mc, NoStiffyMinecraft, sexual dysfunction, sexual performance, SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	70
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

TrainRageDisabled

anger, brother, Cane, dick, disabled, ENTITLEMENT, injury, Lesson, Limp, old lady, Pain, Playground, Seat, standing, surgery, Train, Training, TrainRageDisabled, weight, Yelling

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even players with a limp in their left leg due to a wild playground incident can find a home! We understand the struggle of not being able to stand for more than 10 minutes without a cane, so we provide virtual chairs for everyone to sit on while playing.

Join us and experience epic train rides where you can confront entitled old ladies and show them who’s boss. Show off your walking cane in-game to prove your disability and gain respect from other players. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life situations?

So come on over to our server and let’s all yell at annoying NPCs together, because sometimes you just gotta teach them a lesson, even if it means looking like a dick in the process. See you in-game, where the drama is just as entertaining as the gameplay!

Nothing mc

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skyblock

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

A network built in just 4 weeks! And yes, the anarchy is without anti-cheat 😀 its crossplay able so you can join with any devise :DD pls vote ;(

mc.nex2go-it.de

SkyCraftia

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Enchantments Applied:	124	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Potions Brewed:	39

SkyCraftia – 1.16-1.20.x SkyBlock server with alot of features such as Bitcoin Mining, Quests, PVE, PVP and many more. Island-Top Rewards every 2 weeks.

play.skycraftia.com

TotalFreedom Rebooted

Creative, Cross-Play

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dimension Hops:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

A java and bedrock server combined server that simulates the experience of all users having free operator privileges, where players can come together and build, pvp, create parkour, participate in events, and build in our various worlds!

play.totalfreedom.tf

LukeCraft

Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Astral Projections Made:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

LukeCraft is a Swedish Minecraft server owned and operated by lucastheb0i. The server is a survival server and has been up since September 3, 2023, and our community is growing more and more with time. There is a nice and helpful community of players on the server.

If you have any questions or concerns, you can always contact me here: [email protected]

lukecraft.xyz:25595

weezercord

Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the official Weezer minecraft server! Our goal is to provide a safe, and fun play for Weezer fans to converse, and chill!

142.44.129.145:25596

eldenport

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	819437	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ores Mined:	902	Villages Defended:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Eldenport offers a fun Minecraft experience, we have player warps, dungeons, rewards, advanced land claims, and offer a player based economy server.

Play our dungeons and win rewards, use your high level gear to fight through custom made dungeons to win rewards.

Create player warps and show off your builds.

make mob farms for clue scrolls and more.

Keep inventory, Fly, Scrolls, Dungeons, Player Warps, Custom Enchants, Skills, Jobs and so much more to do!

play.eldenport.com

RageStorm SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Join the RageStorm SMP today! Do ‘kits when you join. Defend your self and build a team. There is /tpa . Lifesteal included

rs.mcpro.io:41515

MysticalB0x

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	8365
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

A brand new amazing box server. we have grindable ranks, active staff, no p2w system, and a very diverse gameplay style. we have mob arenas, pvp arenas, mini games, but most importantly, a box, with grindable, OP gear.

MysticalB0x.minehut.gg

BurstMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	390925	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

BurstMC is a newly created minecraft Hardcore server with insane features! – Grind playtime levels – Conquer the leaderboards – Build your army – Become unstoppable Join today!

play.burstmc.net

denisland

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	New Chunks Explored:	875156
Endless Night Skies:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

denisland.de survival vanilla server

fun server

1.20.1

owner active

fun

open to suggestions

denisland.de