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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4314 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
