🔥🔥🔥
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 5854 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 |
| Farms Harvested: | 395 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, my ex was totally bad in bed because he couldn’t even build a decent house in Minecraft, like, what a noob, am I right? But on this server, we have the best builders who can make the most epic creations, like a giant statue of a potato riding a unicorn, it’s insane!
And get this, on this server, we have this crazy story where the creepers are actually secretly plotting to take over the world and turn all the pigs into evil overlords. It’s like a soap opera but with blocky characters, I can’t even handle it!
So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, epic builds, and ridiculous storylines, then you gotta join this server. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, it’s lit AF! Don’t be a noob like my ex, come join the fun!
