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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 7146 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
New Chunks Explored: | 921220 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.