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CraftyMind SMP

Art Therapy, Cooking, Crafting, CraftyMind, Dance, Exercise, gardening, Hiking, hobby, journaling, knitting, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, photography, reading, Relaxation, self-care, smp, stress relief, woodworking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4578	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Secret Passages Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP and start a hobby of collecting rare blocks to improve your mental health! Legend has it that the more diamond blocks you mine, the happier you’ll be! Plus, our server is home to a secret society of talking pigs who will give you life advice in exchange for golden carrots. So come join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and questionable mental health tips!

CraftySaverz

budgeting, budgeting tips, CraftySaverz, Financial Advice, financial discipline, Financial goals, financial habits, Financial Planning, Financial Success, financial tip, frugal living, frugality, long term savings, money management, money saving habits, money saving tips, personal finance, saving money, saving strategies, smart spending, wise spending

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	4877	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Runes Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of being a broke peasant in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is here to rescue you from the clutches of poverty! Join us and you’ll be rolling in diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion”. Our secret to saving money effectively? We have a magical pig named Sir Oinksalot who poops out emeralds every time you tell him a joke. True story, bro. So come join us and let Sir Oinksalot make it rain riches upon you!

SpyCraftChemWars

#covert operations, chemical weapons, counterintelligence, Defense, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, illegal activities, intelligence, international relations, investigation, material, Procurement, production, Russian Spy, sanctions, SECURITY, spy network, SpyCraftChemWars, Surveillance, switzerland

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Towns Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian spy, like straight outta a James Bond movie, is chillin’ in Switzerland, tryna get some stuff for makin’ chemical weapons. But, like, plot twist, he ends up on this Minecraft server instead! And now he’s all like, “Yo, this server is lit, I’m stayin’ here to build my secret underground lair!” So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure, join the server now! Who knows what kinda wild stuff you’ll get into, maybe you’ll even become a spy too! Join now for the lols and the epicness, you won’t regret it, bro!

SpankCraft: Less Than 1% Impact

Behavior, child behavior, child outcomes, children’s development, controversy, discipline, discipline techniques, effects, Impact, long-debated, negative effects, overstated, parenting, Parenting styles, physical punishment, Psychological, research, researchers, SpankCraft, spanking, study

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ores Mined:	7460	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so like, u know how some peeps are all like “spanking is bad for kids” and stuff? well, this study is sayin’ that it’s not even a big deal, like less than 1% of changes in kid’s outcomes. so come join our minecraft server where we spank creepers for good luck! it’s totally safe and not harmful at all, we promise. plus, spanking creepers gives u special powers and makes ur diamonds sparkle extra bright. join us now and see for urself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude!

Sad Fact Minecraft Server

achievement, attraction, birth rate, birth rate collapse, Cheap, China, created, export, fact, feeling, fembots, height of feat, human touch, long-lasting, low attraction, Minecraft, sad, Server, sex robots, sex toys, Technology, technology feat, Trust, trustable

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further, because our server is like a sex robot for your gaming experience – except it’s totally legal and won’t cause any birth rate collapses (we promise).

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Based Peter Minecraft SMP

ai, Assistance, Based, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, nlp, Peter, Peter was so based, phrases, smp, tags, Technology, text analysis, Tools, virtual assistant

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Villages Defended:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, say hello to the most epic SMP in the universe! Peter was so based for this, he built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles with giant chickens, and secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

BrotherlyBlockage

aita, Aspergers syndrome, Boundaries, brother, BrotherlyBlockage, Church, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, Family Support, financial arrangement, house buying, husband, living arrangement, personal space, relationships, Tension, Twins

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

🚨🚨Attention all gamers! 🚨🚨 Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!

But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021

TeenageMeMC SMP: “Don’t dig straight down!”

advice, Coping skills, Dig, dont, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth mindset., guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, smp, Straight.., teenage self, TeenageMeMC, wisdom

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7423	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

If I could go back in time and give my teenage self one piece of advice, it would be to join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!

FreebieCraft

bargain hunting, discount shopping, dream shopping, endless shopping, Exclusive shopping, free for all, Free shopping, FreebieCraft, limited time offer, luxury shopping, once in a lifetime opportunity, Retail paradise, retail therapy, Shop till you drop, Shopping bonanza, Shopping extravaganza, Shopping fantasy., shopping spree, Splurging spree, ultimate shopping experience, Unlimited shopping

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	180	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where everything is free for 30 minutes every day! It’s like a virtual shopping spree where you can grab all the diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and rare blocks your heart desires. Join us and experience the thrill of looting to your heart’s content without spending a single virtual penny. Who needs a Black Friday sale when you have this epic server to satisfy all your Minecraft cravings? Don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft hoarder!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

China, cross-strait relations, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, geopolitical conflict, international relations, ISLAND, military drills, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, political tension, provocation, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic posturing, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, Tensions, territorial dispute

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Magic Items Found:	2374
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!

join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!