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Lime In A Lounge Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mines Excavated:	3510	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
New Chunks Explored:	39837	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further than liminalounge.com!

Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned all the pigs into flying pigs just for laughs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper drop the sickest beats while wearing sunglasses.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power of flight. Who needs elytra when you have magical carrots, am I right?

So come join us at liminalounge.com for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those mischievous Endermen – they might just steal your diamonds and replace them with dirt!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

LimeCraft: Zero CO2 Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF DA ZEROCAL CEMENT PRODUCTION TEAM! WE MAKE CEMENT WITHOUT RELEASING CO2 INTO DA AIR, LIKE MAGIC! WE USE LIMESTONE TO MAKE CALCIUM OXIDE, AKA LIME, WITHOUT HARMING DA ENVIRONMENT! U CAN BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES WITHOUT FEELING GUILTY ABOUT KILLING DA PLANET! COME JOIN US AND BE A CLIMATE HERO IN DA WORLD OF MINECRAFT! #SAVETHEPLANET #MINECRAFTMAGIC #ZEROEMISSIONS

Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5376
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

TequilaTasteMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what tequila tastes like… in Minecraft! Our server is filled with hidden tequila barrels scattered throughout the world, waiting for you to discover their magical powers. Legend has it that drinking tequila in our world will give your character superhuman strength and the ability to fly like a majestic llama. So come join us and embark on a wild tequila-fueled adventure like no other! But be warned, too much tequila may cause your character to start dancing uncontrollably or speaking in a Spanish accent. So grab your pickaxe and let’s get this party started!

Pixelmon Adventures: Minecraft SMP 2023

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
New Chunks Explored:	300207	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the crazy action is at! Join us as we witness Roy and Hogator face off against Lime in the ultimate practical application test. Rumor has it that this showdown will lead to Lime’s evolution into a supercharged mega creature. Don’t miss out on this epic event – join our server now and witness the madness unfold! Who knows, you might even get a front row seat to the wildest Minecraft battle of all time.

TacoCraftersUnited

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Potions Brewed:	31
Animals Bred:	127	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Meteorites Collected:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

join our epic minecraft server where we have TACOS that will blow your mind, bro. we got limes, we got cheese, we got meat that will make you question your whole existence. our tacos are so good, they’ll make you forget you’re even playing minecraft.

come on down to our server and experience the ultimate taco adventure. we’ve got taco mobs that drop taco loot, taco biomes where you can build your taco empire, and even a taco boss that will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate taco crown.

so if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers with no tacos in sight, come join us for a taco-filled extravaganza that will leave you craving more. trust us, once you’ve had a taste of our tacos, you’ll never want to leave. taco ’bout a good time!

Blocky Battle Royale: The War Never Ends

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war never ends and chaos reigns supreme! Join us at KHOMANIAC for an infernal experience that will leave you dying of laughter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player dared to challenge the mighty Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. And you know what happened? The dragon choked on the carrot and the player became the new ruler of the Nether!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Imagine a giant creeper made entirely out of diamond blocks facing off against a giant chicken armed with a lava bucket. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join KHOMANIAC today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, the war is eternal, the outcome infernal, so die laughing with us!

Minecraft Meme Team: ‘/brit/’

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2078
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Void Armor Forged:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are lit and the mobs are savage! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with dank memes and epic loot.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of angry llamas. But fear not, for this player was armed with a diamond sword and a shield made of obsidian. After a fierce battle, the llamas surrendered and offered up their emerald treasures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for beatboxing and challenging players to dance battles. Can you out-dance the dragon and claim the title of Dance Champion of the End?

So come join us on our server for a lit time filled with memes, treasures, and epic adventures. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LOLZCRAFT: The ‘SOUND’ Server

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Animals Bred:	140	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Welcome to …the retreat! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because …the retreat is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is filled with EPIC quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft players.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves to the tunes of Justin Creeper and Llama Gaga. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join …the retreat today and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub hidden deep within our server.

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Explosions Are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Divine Spears Created:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with UNLIMITED diamonds, FLYING pigs, and even a secret portal to the Nether that leads straight to a DISCO PARTY!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to defeat the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a REAL-LIFE diamond sword that can chop down trees with just one swing!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just click on the link above and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Crap: Annoying Shitpost Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Votes:	1208	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and laugh your pants off!

Join us if you’re tired of boring servers with strict rules and want to unleash your inner memelord. Our community is filled with legendary players who will make you ROFL with their hilarious antics.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They couldn’t believe their eyes and thought they were in a dream. But no, it was just our crazy server making magic happen!

So if you’re ready for an adventure like no other, come join us and be prepared to have the time of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret buried treasure that will make you the richest player in the server!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us now and let the shenanigans begin!

Minecraft Creepshot Candid Craze

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1117
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Void Armor Forged:	25	Star Shards Collected:	174

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can witness fitness sluts with huge asses and tight waists working out in scrunch leggings! Join now to see all the BOOTYFUL action and maybe even catch a glimpse of some scandalous squats! Who needs real life when you can experience all the excitement in the virtual world?

TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mines Excavated:	2602	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Buildings Constructed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Magic Items Found:	8973
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
New Chunks Explored:	741177	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Blocky Googleplex

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Votes:	8284
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!