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Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9220
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
New Chunks Explored:	802558	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	4146	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5402
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.