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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8169 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 20 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮
