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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4784 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 4039 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!