Lil MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lil Appendectomy Pizza

lilpneumoniaburrito, pizza, lilappendectomyburger, lilpneumoniapancakes, lilpneumoniapizza

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously. Imagine being known as Lil Appendectomy Pancake – now that’s a rap name that demands respect!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can build your own kingdom and battle against mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus Golems and the mischievous Creeper Unicorns.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies the legendary Diamond Cheeseburger, said to grant its finder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual fries. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy secrets?

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just become the next Lil Appendectomy Pancake superstar of the Minecraft world!

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Big Lil Battle Royale

Hip Hop, Loser, Entertainment, winner, rappers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who would win in a rap battle between all the rappers with ‘lil’ and ‘big’ in their names! Join us for epic rap battles in the virtual world as Lil Wayne spits fire against Biggie Smalls. Will Lil Pump outwit Big Sean? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of the ‘lil’ and ‘big’ rappers! Plus, we have custom skins of all your favorite rappers and exclusive loot drops like diamond-encrusted microphones and gold chain armor. Don’t miss out on the craziest rap battle experience in Minecraft history!

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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

vernacular, shii, hella, frfr, Lil

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

Kamala2024, Minecraft, Edition, kamalaharris, president

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

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Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

warmth, Minecraft, sentiment, adoration, Liking

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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KikeCraft Minecraft Server

redpills, he, racist, Server, Fauci

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers approach you, asking for your best dance moves to spare your life. Or how about the time when a pack of zombie pigmen challenged you to a rap battle for a chance to raid their treasure chest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing underwater llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CityScapeMinecraftSMP

criticism, misconceptions, city, UNFAIR, Perception

Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

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BlockyBrainFarts

BlockyBrainFarts

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

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EnergeticKidsMC

Prevention, Caution, Safety, outdoor activities, Parental Responsibility

so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

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The Grand Historian’s Forgotten Passwords roleplay

continent, Projects, Commercial, Lore, residential

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cita_di_Octara
Discord	Join Now
Description	Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can I do in the server?	– Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries
Are there paid ranks and crates?	No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates.
What are ages in the server?	Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed.
How is the server’s performance?	The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes.
Where can I find more information?	– Discord – Wiki