Lil MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Lil Appendectomy Pizza

lilappendectomychicken, lilappendectomycookies, lilconcussionchips, lilpneumoniapasta, Appendectomy

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming very seriously. Imagine being known as Lil Appendectomy Pancake – now that’s a rap name that demands respect!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can build your own kingdom and battle against mythical creatures like the dreaded Cactus Golems and the mischievous Creeper Unicorns.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within our server lies the legendary Diamond Cheeseburger, said to grant its finder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of virtual fries. Will you be the one to uncover its cheesy secrets?

So come on down to our server and let’s create some epic memories together. Who knows, you might just become the next Lil Appendectomy Pancake superstar of the Minecraft world!

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Big Lil Battle Royale

Music (Industry), rappers, Competition, clash, Entertainment

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who would win in a rap battle between all the rappers with ‘lil’ and ‘big’ in their names! Join us for epic rap battles in the virtual world as Lil Wayne spits fire against Biggie Smalls. Will Lil Pump outwit Big Sean? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of the ‘lil’ and ‘big’ rappers! Plus, we have custom skins of all your favorite rappers and exclusive loot drops like diamond-encrusted microphones and gold chain armor. Don’t miss out on the craziest rap battle experience in Minecraft history!

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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

Expressions, vernacular, smp, social media, tight

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

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Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

president, #LilDonniesPlaypenEdition, #Harris2024, #DemocraticCandidate, #POTUS47

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

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Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

Affection, lil nigga, Admiration, warmth, strong feelings

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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KikeCraft Minecraft Server

said what I said, Drop, instead, SETTLE, Aryan princess

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers approach you, asking for your best dance moves to spare your life. Or how about the time when a pack of zombie pigmen challenged you to a rap battle for a chance to raid their treasure chest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing underwater llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NoPeekyCraft Minecraft Server

Visit, Communication, House, ex owners, Tour

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore houses and yards without any awkward encounters with angry neighbors and their long-lost daughters! Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected visits from previous homeowners and their entourage of disgruntled offspring. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon as you navigate through virtual landscapes and try to avoid letting strangers into your pixelated abode. Don’t be the asshole who denies entry to curious visitors, join our server and let the chaos unfold in the most hilarious way possible!

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SisGotExposedLOL

Girlfriend, relationship, serious, attitude, Traitor

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions.

Looking for a server where secrets are spilled faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our players are experts at stirring up drama, just like Chloe’s conservative parents when they found out about her girlfriend Olivia.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back just like Chloe’s uncle who stood up for her love. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re building epic structures or navigating through family feuds.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of scandalous secrets and unexpected twists at every turn. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got drama like this?

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AncestorAntics Minecraft SMP

family lore, Roots, Legacy, folklore, ancestral tales

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where your ancestors come to life and help you mine diamonds! That’s right, your great-great-great-grandma Ethel will be there cheering you on as you dig deep into the earth. And don’t even get us started on your crazy uncle Bob, who will trade you emeralds for his famous homemade pickles. So come join us for a wild ride through history and Minecraft shenanigans!

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ShowstopperCraft

Audience, Decline, letdown, Disappointment, Expectations

Are you tired of joining Minecraft servers that promise a thrilling adventure but end up being a total snoozefest? Look no further, because our server is like that show you started watching and thought was amazing, only to be utterly disappointed by the lackluster ending. But fear not, because on our server, the journey is just as wild and unpredictable as a soap opera plot twist!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream castle, only to have it raided by a band of mischievous llamas. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword, only to discover it’s been hidden in a secret chest guarded by a horde of dancing zombies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the rollercoaster ride of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!

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