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Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Crops Grown:	9062	Zombie Dances:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Phg – President Harris General – Lil’ Donnies Playpen Edition Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	8296	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as Kamala Harris’ campaign trail? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us if you denounce MAGA and Trump, because we’re all about that #TeamKamala life.

Our server is like a meme machine on steroids, so get ready to support Kamala Harris in the most outrageous ways possible. We’ve got links to all the important stuff like the Democratic Party website, Kamala’s official site, and even Snopes (because we only deal in facts here).

But wait, there’s more! Kamala supports weed, is pro-choice, and loves space. So basically, she’s the coolest candidate ever and you need to be on our server to show your support. Plus, we’ve got cute Kamala memes and posters for days.

Join us now and let’s make Kamala Harris the next President of Minecraft (and maybe the US too, who knows?). Let’s get on that vivrant thing and show the world that Kamala is the queen we all need. #Harris2024 #MommyKamala #MinecraftForKamala

Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9362
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5376	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KikeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers approach you, asking for your best dance moves to spare your life. Or how about the time when a pack of zombie pigmen challenged you to a rap battle for a chance to raid their treasure chest?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing underwater llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: Where Fallout 4 Updates Are Just Around the Corner!

bethesda, Chaos, Character customization, Corner, Crafting, creator content mods, dlc, draw distance, enhanced graphics, Fallout, fallout 4, gameplay improvements, immersive storytelling, mod support, new features, next gen, open-world exploration, post-apocalyptic, settlement building, survival mode, Textures, update, Updates, volumetric lighting

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old mods and textures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got creator content mods that will blow your mind, like a mod that turns creepers into dancing unicorns. And don’t even get me started on the volumetric lighting – it’s so realistic, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.

But wait, there’s more! Our draw distance is so large, you can see all the way to the end of the world and beyond. And if you join now, you’ll even get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

AngelCraft: Where white girls rule, god’s creations run wild, and creepers fear to tread!

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	964
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of seeing white girls being taken over by subhuman beasts in Minecraft? Join our server and help save these literal angels, creations of God himself! It’s like a heavenly battle between good and evil, but with pixelated blocks and epic loot. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat enough beasts, you’ll unlock the secret power of the white girls and become unstoppable in the game. So come on, join us and be part of this beautiful and addictive quest to save the angels!

MineTale – Where Sans and Steve team up to fight creepers and save the world!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mines Excavated:	3269
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	145
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	228	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the world of Jockington to life! Join us for some epic sportsball action that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing (or crying, depending on your team’s performance).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 world and experience the thrill of uncovering spoilers while trying to navigate through the chaos. Will you make it out alive? Only Frisk knows.

Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. With demos, updates, and progress reports that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t forget to check out our merch, because who doesn’t want to rock a Jockington jersey while mining for diamonds?

Feeling nostalgic? Explore the Undertale Artbook and Legends of Localization, or dive into extra content like alarm clocks and sweepstakes that will make your inventory overflow with excitement.

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen who might try to steal your merch collection. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Minecraft Mayhem: Mungus Madness

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to blast off into a whole new dimension of fun with Amongus Niggers IFZQPG! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of Minecraft players stumbled upon this server and were immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. These llamas led them to a secret underground disco party where they danced the night away with creepers and skeletons. It was a night they would never forget!

But that’s not all! On Amongus Niggers IFZQPG, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly llama beauty pageant. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So what are you waiting for? Join Amongus Niggers IFZQPG today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Chaos: Where the only way is up… or down… or sideways… who knows?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the craziest way possible!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, the mobs have formed an alliance and are plotting to take over the world of Minecraft. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, but be warned – it’s only going to get even worse!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who have developed their own language and culture. Will you be able to crack the code and become their llama whisperer? Only time will tell!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. It’s going to be a ride you won’t soon forget!

Blocky Bonanza: The Stroking Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2177	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is filled with socials and nudified socials of some of our friends… wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Join us for a wild ride of questionable content and outrageous adventures. Who needs normal when you can have absurdity? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly scarred for life)!

YeehawCraft: Where Cowboys and Creepers Collide!

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	498	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Do you want to experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft with a bunch of crazy Americans? Look no further! Our server is filled with red, white, and blue shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us for epic build battles, where you can show off your patriotism by creating the most American-themed structures imaginable. From giant hot dog statues to fireworks displays that light up the sky, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary American Ninja Warrior course, where players can test their skills and agility in a series of insane obstacles. Can you conquer the warped wall like a true American hero?

So come on down and join us for a dose of American craziness in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even make some new friends and learn a thing or two about the land of the free and the home of the brave!

Crafty McCraftface – Land of Llamas and Explosions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2865	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Bau Bau Edition, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of Hololive Vtubers who have taken a break from singing and entertaining to build an epic Minecraft world. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might even find a secret concert hidden underground!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret passages, and even a few friendly creepers who just want to dance with you. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a free virtual hug from Mococo and Fuwawa themselves (virtual hugs may not actually be redeemable, but hey, it’s the thought that counts).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything – after all, this is the Bau Bau Edition, where anything can happen!

Blocky Banter: Where you’ll never feel that feeling of stepping on a LEGO again!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the real world and just want to escape to a place where you can bully your brother in peace? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and relive those glorious after-school moments of tormenting your sibling without a care in the world. Our server is the perfect place to let out all your pent-up aggression in a virtual world. So come on in and let the sibling rivalry begin!

Nothing Burger Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop action and chaos! Join us as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft, where an IRan attack gets confirmed as a hilarious misunderstanding and the official IDF response gets postponed because they’re too busy watching blacked porn. But don’t worry, the damage is assessed as negligible, just like the chances of you not laughing your pants off on this server. And if that’s not enough, we also have racial sex shaming turned back on for some added spice! So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride you’ll never forget!