Liking MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyPutinLather

US administration, russia, lather, putin, Kremlin

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

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Ethereal Enchanted Isles 1.20.2

1.20.2, appreciation, Girls, Youthful, Young girls

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s lit AF! Why, you ask? Well, because we like young girls here! But not in a creepy way, okay? We just think they bring a certain energy to the game, ya know? So come join us and experience the magic of playing Minecraft with young girls all around you. It’s a whole new level of fun, trust me. Plus, we have the best builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s have a blast together!

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Yaoi Enthusiast Minecraft Server

FANTASY, Minecraft, Enthusiast, desire, guilty pleasure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event where a mysterious girl will force you into liking yaoi! That’s right, forget about building epic castles or fighting off zombies, the real adventure is exploring your newfound love for yaoi manga. Who knows, you might even find yourself shipping Steve and a Creeper! Join now for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

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Believe Minecraft SMP Lil Nigga

nigga, attachment, endearment, strong feelings, devotion

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, who we affectionately refer to as “this lil nigga.”

Legend has it that this lil nigga once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. He tamed a herd of wild llamas by serenading them with his beautiful singing voice. And rumor has it that he once built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks just because he felt like it.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are always up for a good time. So come join us and see for yourself why this lil nigga is truly a legend in the world of Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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Stop Liking Evil Flatties Minecraft Server

Liking, Server, stop liking evil flatties, STOP, liking evil

Are you tired of being surrounded by evil flatties in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate safe haven for all blocky beings! Join us and say goodbye to those boring flatlanders who think they rule the Minecraft world.

On our server, you can ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon to fly around the map with! And don’t worry about griefers ruining your creations, our team of ninja moderators will swiftly banish them to the Nether realm.

But the best part? We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where all the mobs come to dance the night away. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to evil flatties forever!

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SisterSlayin’ Minecraft Server

makeup, fit, pizza, Minecraft, diapers

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your nephew on a Minecraft server? Join our server where we have zero tolerance for entitled siblings!

Picture this: you log in and suddenly your sister appears, dropping off your nephew in your virtual house and disappearing to do who knows what. But fear not, on our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from unwanted babysitting duties.

We have a special feature where if your nephew starts crying in-game, you can simply block him and he’ll magically disappear until your sister decides to pick him up. No more soiled virtual diapers to deal with!

Join now and show your sister who’s the boss in this crazy Minecraft world. And remember, it’s not selfish to prioritize your own sanity over babysitting duties – it’s called self-care!

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BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

Smiling Friends, cartoon, animation, VA, Sitcom

Are you tired of spending 15 years dissing animation and using “cartoon” as an insult? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft server and embrace the world of animation like never before!

Imagine this: you, a former animation hater, now thriving in a virtual world filled with colorful blocks and pixelated characters. You’ll go from dissing Rick & Morty to building your own crazy adventures in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to voice act in our animated sitcom that we’re totally going to pitch to Hollywood. Who needs mainstream success when you can be the star of your own animated show in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your animation-hating days behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next big thing in the world of animation!

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DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

feeling, instagram, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

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ProfBlocker’s Minecraft Server

hairstyle, Minecraft, Server, social media, Liking

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the professors are getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected compliments and questionable behavior from your teachers.

Imagine logging on to build your dream world, only to have your professor pop up out of nowhere to comment on your hairstyle. Who knew tying your hair up could lead to such attention from a 24-year-old professor? But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for some unsolicited dating advice! Our professors are always looking out for your love life, whether you asked for it or not. Who needs a dating app when you have a Minecraft server full of matchmaking educators?

So come join us on this crazy server where the lines between education and personal life are blurred, and where blocking your professor on social media is a totally valid move. Who knows, maybe your professor is just being kind…or maybe they’re secretly crushing on you. Either way, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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LMAOcraft – LOLz & Lava, Fappy Fun Times Await! Join ‘/dft/’ Discord for extra LOLs!

lols, previous, Edition, Roleplay, dft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a little… alone time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its high test behavior, especially if you’re into monstergirls. Join us and unleash your inner beast (literally)! Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy and scandalous? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the fapping begin!

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