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  • Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure

    Mommy’s Acetaminophen Adventure
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray-cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the mobs be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a little somethin’ somethin’…

    So, get this, on our server, if you use the pain-relief drug acetaminophen (paracetamol) during pregnancy, your chances of developing ADHD triples! And get this, it’s even crazier for the daughters of acetaminophen-exposed mothers – they have a 6.16 times higher likelihood of ADHD! Can you imagine the chaos that would bring to our server? It’s gonna be lit, fam!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs focus and attention when you can have a wild time like this, am I right? Let’s get this party started! WOOOO!

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  • Blocky Ick Factor Fun

    Blocky Ick Factor Fun
    join dis minecraft server if u want to avoid “the ick” in ur relationships! we got u covered with our magical pixie dust that makes u irresistible to ur partner! no more feeling grossed out by their weird habits or annoying quirks!

    our server is like a therapy session for ur love life, except instead of talking about ur feelings, u just play minecraft and forget all ur problems! u can build a castle together and pretend ur in a fairy tale romance, or u can prank each other with TNT and laugh ur butts off!

    we even have a special potion that makes ur partner think ur the most perfect person in the world, even if u accidentally fart in bed or forget to do the dishes! no more worrying about being dumped for being too narcissistic or picky, cuz we got u covered with our love potion!

    so come join our server and say goodbye to “the ick” forever! who needs therapy when u have minecraft, amirite?

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  • Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost

    Firstborns’ Mental Health Boost
    yo, dis server be like a rollercoaster ride of craziness, just like how dem firstborns be messin’ up their siblings mental health! join us and experience the wild ride of minecraft like never before!

    we got so much chaos and madness goin’ on, it’s like a party in a tornado! you’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll forget all about dem real life problems. come on in and let loose with us!

    we got challenges that’ll make you question your sanity, builds that’ll blow your mind, and a community that’s as wacky as a clown on stilts. ain’t no dull moments here, just pure unadulterated fun!

    so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll have you crackin’ up for days. who needs therapy when you got this server to lift your spirits and make you forget all about dem pesky real life issues. let’s get crazy together!

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  • AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

    AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率
    so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

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  • Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada

    Wildfire Wasteland – 2023 Canada
    join our minecraft server cuz we got FIERY hot gameplay like the 2023 wildfires in canada, but without all the emissions, just pure fun and chaos! burn down 15 million ha of virtual land and release EIGHT times the amount of fun as other servers. come on, be a climate change hero and join us today!

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  • NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!

    NoShootZone – Protect your pixels!
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most amazin’ gun-free zones to keep ya safe from creepers and griefers! Our study shows that these zones actually make ya less likely to get shot up, so come on in and build to your heart’s content without worryin’ bout gettin’ blasted to bits! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all sorts of magical stuff to make your gaming experience extra special. So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the fun begin!

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  • DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

    DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

    Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

    And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

    So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

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  • FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!

    FruitCraft: Beat the Blues!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fruit you’ll never be sad again! we got oranges, tangerines, bananas, papayas, and watermelons for days! eat all the fruit you want and say goodbye to depression forever! who needs vegetables when you can have all the fruit you want in minecraft?! join us now and start living your best, fruity life! 🍊🍌🍉🍍🍇 #FruitPower #NoMoreSadness #MinecraftMadness

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  • LotteryLuckMC

    LotteryLuckMC
    lol bro, u know what’s even crazier than winning the lottery? joining our epic minecraft server! like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. that’s basically what our server is like.

    we got a secret hidden village where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade u emeralds for space rocks, it’s wild. and don’t even get me started on the giant chickens that roam the land. they drop golden eggs that give u super powers.

    plus, we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a theme park, but way more dangerous. so if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server ever, join us now! who needs the lottery when u can have this kind of excitement every day?

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  • RandomCraft: Pick2Win

    RandomCraft: Pick2Win
    so, like, if you wanna join this cray cray minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, yo. like, one time, a player found a secret cave filled with diamond blocks, but when they tried to mine them, the blocks turned into dancing llamas wearing top hats. it was lit, fam.

    also, did you know that on this server, if you build a house out of melons, the melons will actually start talking to you? yeah, they’ll tell you jokes and give you advice on how to defeat the evil mobs. it’s like having your own fruity sidekick, dude.

    oh, and don’t even get me started on the time when a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. now that’s some next level magic right there, amirite?

    so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s gonna keep you on your toes and make you question reality, then you gotta join this one. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server where the grass sings show tunes and the zombies breakdance? it’s a total party, bro.

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