Anyway, we ended up playing board games for like 4 or 5 hours and I was just not feeling it, ya know? I wanted to play my Switch and enjoy my birthday present game, but apparently that made me look like an asshole. And then my boyfriend starts saying his friends never liked me! Like, what?! Should I have just sucked it up and played the stupid board game? Join this server for drama, board game shenanigans, and questionable pet accommodations!
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BirthdayBlockBash
So, like, I joined this Minecraft server (29f) for my birthday weekend getaway, right? My mom booked this Airbnb in the city and I brought my partner (27m) and my dog along. But then we had to stop by my partner’s friend’s place, who had cats, so I had to lock my dog in the unfinished basement. Not cool, dude. My dog is a front amp tripod, so getting him down and back up those stairs was a whole adventure. -
The Movie Critics Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of watching movies with normies who just don’t get it? Join our Minecraft SMP where we discuss only the most redpilled films that will make your brain explode with enlightenment! Our community is filled with film buffs who will dissect every scene and uncover hidden messages that will blow your mind. So come join us and get ready to have your worldview completely shattered in the best way possible! -
””It’s actually good” Minecraft SMP”
Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where the pigs ride around on saddled chickens and the creepers wear top hats? Look no further than our crazy SMP!Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that takes you to the moon and back, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond block!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Will you be the lucky player to find this majestic creature and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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CraftyStrawStopper
Tired of being betrayed by big corporations? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations by blowing up virtual buildings! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel and stick it to the man. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of disgruntled ex-employees who are seeking revenge on their former boss by creating the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever. So come join us and let’s tear down the establishment one block at a time! -
MineCraftyMemes Server
Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually like their countries the way they are? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome chaos and destruction with open arms! Join us and watch as millions of players from other countries flood in and completely ruin everything you’ve ever known and loved. It’s a phobia-inducing experience that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come on, join the madness and see just how messed up things can get! -
CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old biomes? Well, look no further because our server has a SAND LAND THREAD! That’s right, an entire land made of sand where you can build sandcastles, ride sandworms, and even have epic sandcastle building competitions with other players.But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Sand King, a giant sand golem who only appears once a month to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the Sand King, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for eternity.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the sandy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure buried beneath the dunes. Just watch out for sand sharks!
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Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Mine – Where even creepers say ‘I liked it’!
Are you tired of boring single player Final Fantasy games that just don’t hit the mark? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane boss battles, and a storyline so twisted you’ll be questioning your own sanity. Forget about Final Fantasy XIII, XV, and VII: Reshit – our server is where the real action is at.
But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that makes you invincible, creepers that drop diamonds instead of exploding, and a secret hidden village filled with villagers who speak in memes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate adventure that will leave you saying, “I liked it. It had flaws, but was still the best single player FF in two decades.”
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Blocky Banter
Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with bisexual love triangles, unexpected plot twists, and heart-wrenching revelations.Imagine a world where everyone you meet is bisexual, including yourself! Get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through relationships with your fellow players. Will you find love, only to have it snatched away by a friend? Will you finally confess your feelings, only to discover your crush is actually a lesbian? The drama never ends on our server!
But wait, there’s more! If relationship drama isn’t your thing, don’t worry. You can always escape into the world of Tetris, where you can play 24/7 and forget about all your troubles. Who needs love when you have falling blocks to stack, am I right?
So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a love triangle that will leave you questioning everything. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!
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– LOLcraft – Blocktopia – CreeperCraze – PixelPunch – MineMemes – CraftyChuckles – LlamaLand – DiamondDorks – EnderEpicness – RedstoneRidiculousness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness!Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land. Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying squids to rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!
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TroyCraft: Where Even the Greeks Can’t Resist!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like Total War Troy on steroids! Join us for epic battles, mythical creatures, and a quest for the ultimate Minecraft victory!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a Minotaur appears and challenges you to a duel. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with treasure guarded by a pack of angry Cyclops. And don’t even get me started on the epic boss battles that await you in our server.
But that’s not all! Our server also has custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a griffin, summon a kraken to do your bidding, and even transform into a powerful demigod with god-like powers. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs, then join our server today. Who knows what crazy antics and epic battles await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!