we have a special feature where if you get attacked by a player, you can blame it on a glitch in the matrix and get away with it scot-free. no one will ever question your actions because we believe in total chaos and mayhem.
come join us and be part of a community where accountability is a thing of the past and likeability is the only currency that matters. build crazy structures, fight off insane mobs, and never worry about being blamed for anything ever again.
so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!
Our main character is a college guy who is handsome and popular, but for some reason, he’s still a Minecraft virgin. He discovers that his grandpa engaged him to this promiscuous Minecraft character, and chaos ensues. Will he break off the engagement or will he give in to her Minecraft charms?
But wait, there’s more! This Minecraft character only sleeps with each guy once and avoids virgins or guys looking for something serious. It’s a wild ride of Minecraft drama and hilarity as they navigate their way through love, lust, and Minecraft shenanigans.
So come join us on our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some block lag). Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!
Greetings! We are a small, closed community of Minecraft players.
On the server you can enjoy a lamp-like, cozy atmosphere; here players take a break from the problems of the real world.
Our administration is people who have stood the test of time, they are interested in the development of the project, they will always help you solve problems and answer questions. She also tries to influence the game as little as possible.
With us you can be either a simple builder or play RP.
We position ourselves as a semi-vanilla server. We have plugins, addons installed, and have our own texture pack.
All changes on the server are superficial and simply add something new. But they don’t change the vanilla style of play.
Join us!
mc.lavavland.ru
Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted feathers and bragging rights that will make all the other players green with envy.
But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Creeper Queen, who will sneak up on you when you least expect it and blow you to smithereens. If you can survive her explosive attacks, you’ll earn the title of Creeper Whisperer and the admiration of all who dare to enter our crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to watch out for those evil chickens… they’re always plotting something.