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MomLied Minecraft Server

age, Birthday, Conflict, Cooking, Correction, dad, DISRESPECTFUL, elders, family, Fool, international school, lying.., Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, MomLied, nicely., opportunities, private school, Server, Stepfather, Talk, westernized, Withdrawal

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8284
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	84	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from the crazy family dynamics like the one described above.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about anyone telling you to drop out of school or cook for them against your will. Instead, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our Minecraft world.

And don’t worry about anyone accusing you of being “Westernized” or disrespectful of your elders. In fact, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. So come join us and leave all the family drama behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll be cooking up is some awesome builds!

ChunkyCraft

anniversary, body image, Breakup, children, ChunkyCraft, Confrontation, DATING, emotional response, ex, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, family event, husband, messy breakup, public event, relationship, reunion, self esteem, Social Interaction, weight gain, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Items Found:	6842	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Star Shards Collected:	138	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s dirty tank top? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is like a fancy event with your ex and his dad, except instead of awkward encounters, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. And don’t worry, we promise our players smell much better than that hoodie-wearing ex.

Just like finding true love after a messy breakup, you’ll find a new home on our server where you can create lasting memories and friendships. Who needs an ex when you have a whole community of fellow gamers to support you?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only tears shed will be from laughing too hard at the ridiculousness of it all. And remember, on our server, everyone is a winner – except maybe that ex’s wife. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!

UnbotheredAF in Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, inner peace, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, positive mindset, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertiveness, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-validation, smp, UnbotheredAF

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9818
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1946
Potions Brewed:	122	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Villages Defended:	12

Are you tired of caring about what others think of you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to unleash your inner chaos! Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you build giant statues of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. Who needs validation from others when you can have a whole server worshiping your pixelated likeness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our SMP is actually run by a group of sentient chickens who have mastered the art of redstone. That’s right, these clucking geniuses have created elaborate traps and puzzles for players to navigate, all in the name of chicken domination. Will you rise to the challenge and outsmart our feathered overlords, or will you be pecked to oblivion?

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and join a server where anything goes, come on down to our SMP and leave your cares at the door. Who needs approval when you can have a blast blowing up your friends’ houses with TNT cannons? Let the madness begin!

BlockyBedBuddies

BlockyBedBuddies, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, consent, growth, Intimacy, lessons learned, never again, past experiences, personal limits, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self-care, self-empowerment, sexual boundaries, sexual experiences, sexual exploration, sexual regrets

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to avoid ever having to deal with a creeper again – both in-game and in the chat! Our moderators have special powers to ban any creepers trying to ruin your fun.

We also have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches… with diamond swords, of course! The winner gets a special prize – a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will follow you around and oink compliments at you all day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring Minecraft forever!

ShamWowCraft: Baron-Cohen Approved!

#endorsement, APPROVED, Backlash, BaronCohen, BBC, celebrity endorsement, controversy, criticism, Disaster, Disgusting, Ethics, headline, Journalism, Majdal Shams, Media, media coverage, MIDDLE EAST, News, Outrage, Sacha Baron-Cohen, ShamWowCraft, social commentary, Syrian conflict

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!

we have a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano and a maze that is so confusing, even the Ender Dragon got lost in it!

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted golden toilet that shoots out fireworks every time you flush it.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life! but be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

MinecraftMMMadness

Addictive, artificial colors, branding, candy, childhood memories, Chocolate, Colorful, confectionery, DELICIOUS, flavor, iconic, indulgence, Marketing, MinecraftMMMadness, Mms, Popular, RAINBOW, snack, sweets, Treat, Uniform

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

CoalMineCraft Server

canary in the coal mine, CoalMineCraft, game analysis, game design, game development, game evolution, game feedback, game innovation, Game Mechanics, game narrative, game testing, game trends, gaming industry, immersive gameplay, interactive storytelling, MODERN, player experience, Server, Single player, user engagement, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dragon Eggs Found:	3131	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the canary in the coal mine for modern single player game design – except instead of warning you of danger, it’s warning you of how awesome we are!

Join our server and experience gameplay so epic, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper trying to explode. We’ve got custom mods that turn pigs into flying unicorns and zombies into disco dancers. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds and enchanted gear.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Plus, every Friday night we host a virtual dance party in our pixelated nightclub where you can show off your best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and be a part of the most outrageous gaming experience you’ll ever have. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: ReyLuckyManiac

619, high-flying moves, Lucha Libre, lucky man, masked wrestler, Mexican wrestler, Minecraft, professional wrestler, rey mysterio, Rey Mysterio high-flying moves, Rey Mysterio is lucky, Rey Mysterio Jr., Rey Mysterio lucha libre, Rey Mysterio lucky, Rey Mysterio lucky man, Rey Mysterio masked wrestler, Rey Mysterio wrestler, Rey Mysterio WWE, ReyLuckyManiac, smp, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Mines Excavated:	1796
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	979
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the craziness goes down! Join us for a chance to see Rey Mysterio himself battling creepers and zombies with his signature wrestling moves! Rumor has it that he once suplexed an Ender Dragon into the void! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with all the mobs. So why wait? Join now and become part of the wackiest Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperDadExposedLOL

babysitter, building maintenance, condo building, council member, CreeperDadExposedLOL, Drama, Duty, English language barrier, Father, friendship, Harassment, inappropriate texts, marriage issues, Newcomer, sexting, sexual harassment, Small children, strata council, Warning, Wife, young woman

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server where the strata council is always on the lookout for inappropriate texts! Witness the epic showdown between a resident and a cleaner over some scandalous messages. Will the wife find out about the sexting shenanigans? Will the building be torn apart by this juicy gossip? Join now to find out and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there! Who knew building maintenance could be so scandalous?

Creeper-in-Chief2020

administration, America, Analysis, controversial, CreeperinChief2020, Damage, DIVISIVE, Economy, Government, historical, History, Impact, leadership, Legacy, modern president, perspective, policies, Politics, post WW2, society, united states

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we debate the most pressing issues of our time, like which modern president (post WW2) has caused the most chaos in America! Join us and argue your case for why President Spongebob Squarepants is the true culprit behind all the country’s problems.

Our server is filled with conspiracy theories and wild accusations, so come prepared to defend your favorite president, whether it’s President Pikachu or President Kanye West. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind the lizard people controlling the government!

So come on down to our server and let’s unravel the mysteries of American politics together, one block at a time. Just watch out for the creepers, they might be government spies in disguise!