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DadTatDrama

family conflict, Bonding, tattoo artist, sibling tattoo, Cheating

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, cheating scandals, and matching Star Wars lightsaber tattoos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a messy divorce between two NPCs, complete with phone call arguments and tearful goodbyes. But wait, there’s more! Your dad NPC suddenly asks for a matching tattoo in the same spot as yours, causing your sister NPC to give you a look that says “WTF is happening?”. Will you design the tattoo for him and keep the peace, or will you tell him to buzz off and start a whole new drama on the server?

Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, where the drama never stops and the tattoos are always a hot topic. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and questionable tattoo decisions? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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Galactic Empire Minecraft SMP

film, Sci Fi, Galactic, jedi, plot twist

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that the first Jedi will emerge from the pixelated depths of our world. Will it be a male or female? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this epic saga of blocky proportions. Join now and become part of the legend!

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Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

Sith, Villain, Minecraft, filmmaking, Star Wars

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

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Cheat Code Galaxy

Cheat, Sci Fi, Alternate Reality, speculation, gaming universe.

Yo, imagine if Star Wars was just a big ol’ video game and the force was like, the ultimate cheat code. Well, that’s basically what this server is all about, except instead of lightsabers, you’ll be wielding diamond swords and blasting creepers with TNT.

Join our server if you wanna be the ultimate Jedi Master or Sith Lord, using your cheat code force powers to dominate the competition. Trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like this before.

Plus, we’ve got crazy events like Ewok dance parties and Wookiee karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on the Death Star roller coaster ride we built in the sky. It’s out of this world, literally.

So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the force is strong, but the laughs are even stronger. May the block be with you, always.

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GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

space opera, lightsaber, GalacticCraft, storytelling, Disney

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…just like how the Jedi saved the galaxy in Star Wars!

Join our server and become the hero of your own epic adventure! Fight off creepers with lightsabers, build your own Death Star base, and even ride on Ewoks as your loyal steed.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that George Lucas himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes…or at least give you a virtual high-five.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and may the blocks be with you!

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AntiSemiticGrieferGone

AntiSemiticGrieferGone, freedom of speech, Amsterdam entertainment, comedy, Amsterdam club

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

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Crafty Heights: VR Therapy

therapy session, vr, Healthcare, innovation, immersive experience

Yo, u ever been so scared of heights u start sweatin’ just lookin’ at a tall buildin’? Well, dis server is da cure for dat! We got Virtual Reality Exposure Therapy up in here, so u can face ur fear of heights head on in Minecraft!

Join us and climb to the top of da tallest towers, jump off and feel da rush of adrenaline as u plummet towards da ground (don’t worry, u won’t actually die). Our therapists are here to guide u through da process and help u conquer ur acrophobia once and for all!

So what u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane Minecraft server and face ur fears like a boss! Plus, we got free snacks at da virtual therapy sessions, so it’s a win-win situation!

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Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.4

Mountains, 1.20.4, creampie, sauna, cock massage

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more intense than a 200km bike journey through the mountains on coke! We’ve got grandad roleplay that will make you question your life choices. Hop on and ride like you’re riding an older man in a sauna. Our private stalls are perfect for getting your rocks off with strangers bursting in. Experience the thrill of having a massive load dumped deep inside you, just like in a German gangbang porn. Spread your ass and watch that creampie drip out while using it as lube. Get ready for a wild time that will make you want to download Grindr immediately. We cater to all your older pervert needs, so come be our little plaything and get ready for loads shot down your throat or all over your tummy. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where you can be whatever you want to be, as long as it involves getting some hot, steamy action with older men.

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MedicatedMinecraft

motorcoach tour, Europe trip, mental health, Amsterdam, Paris

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacation plans? Look no further than our Minecraft server for the ultimate escape! Join us and leave all the aunt gossip and drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world.

Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 40th birthday without any unwanted comments about your mental health. Say goodbye to family members judging your every move and hello to a community of fellow gamers who just want to have a good time.

Uninvite your aunt from your real-life trip and invite her to join you on our server instead. Who needs a ship with a casino when you can build your own virtual paradise with friends from all over the world? Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So, don’t hesitate any longer – join our Minecraft server today and leave the family drama behind for good!

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ConfidenceCraft SMP

self esteem, self-assurance, humility, Self Respect, self reliance

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely. Like, who wouldn’t want to be a unicorn, amirite?

And the best part is, we have a secret dance party every Friday night where we all wear chicken suits and do the Macarena. It’s lit, fam. Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the mystical golden potato hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. I wished for a lifetime supply of pizza, obviously.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and full of crazy adventures, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

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