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  • DadTatDrama

    DadTatDrama

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, cheating scandals, and matching Star Wars lightsaber tattoos!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in the middle of a messy divorce between two NPCs, complete with phone call arguments and tearful goodbyes. But wait, there’s more! Your dad NPC suddenly asks for a matching tattoo in the same spot as yours, causing your sister NPC to give you a look that says “WTF is happening?”. Will you design the tattoo for him and keep the peace, or will you tell him to buzz off and start a whole new drama on the server?

    Join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had, where the drama never stops and the tattoos are always a hot topic. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have family drama and questionable tattoo decisions? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

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  • Galactic Empire Minecraft SMP

    Galactic Empire Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a prophecy that the first Jedi will emerge from the pixelated depths of our world. Will it be a male or female? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this epic saga of blocky proportions. Join now and become part of the legend!

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  • Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

    Dark Intellectual Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the crazy antics and wild adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Darth Maul himself, who has somehow found his way into our Minecraft world and is wreaking havoc on all the players. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his double-bladed lightsaber for yourself?

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that George Lucas and Ridley Scott are also roaming around the server, creating epic storylines and mind-bending plot twists for all the players to enjoy. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they’ll come up with next?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us for a truly out-of-this-world adventure. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our wacky and wild server!

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  • Cheat Code Galaxy

    Cheat Code Galaxy

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if Star Wars was just a big ol’ video game and the force was like, the ultimate cheat code. Well, that’s basically what this server is all about, except instead of lightsabers, you’ll be wielding diamond swords and blasting creepers with TNT.

    Join our server if you wanna be the ultimate Jedi Master or Sith Lord, using your cheat code force powers to dominate the competition. Trust me, you ain’t never seen a server like this before.

    Plus, we’ve got crazy events like Ewok dance parties and Wookiee karaoke nights. And don’t even get me started on the Death Star roller coaster ride we built in the sky. It’s out of this world, literally.

    So come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the force is strong, but the laughs are even stronger. May the block be with you, always.

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  • GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

    GalacticCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day…just like how the Jedi saved the galaxy in Star Wars!

    Join our server and become the hero of your own epic adventure! Fight off creepers with lightsabers, build your own Death Star base, and even ride on Ewoks as your loyal steed.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that George Lucas himself plays on our server in disguise, and if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes…or at least give you a virtual high-five.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and may the blocks be with you!

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  • ExcludedCraft: AITA Edition

    ExcludedCraft: AITA Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the Server of Uninvited Chaos: Rifts in Reality!

    Enter if You Dare

    Beneath the pixelated veneer of this mundane world lies a truth so twisted that even the blocks themselves tremble. A mysterious invitation has been sent out, and only the chosen few dare to accept. Will you face the minions of exclusion? Will you encounter the Ghost of FOMO past?

    You’re not just entering a server; you’re stepping into a tumultuous vortex of friendships that shouldn’t exist, conflicts that defy logic, and an experience redefining personal relationships in block form.


    Server Features: Revelations of the Unconscious

    Feature Description
    The Council of Seven Join a circle of bafflingly complex alliances that shift with each sunrise—will you find friendship or betrayal?
    The Void of Mary A dark realm where friends go missing, echoing with the hollow cries of the left-out. Vox Populi may lead you to uncover her secrets.
    The Uninvitable Show Navigate this reality-bending concert where three players form a perfect quartet, but where does that leave you? Beware the Stalker of Envy!
    Adventures in Apathy Participate in quests where potential friendships are socially engineered under the guise of “laziness.” Can you patch these rifts?
    Dynamic Relationships Watch as friend dynamics evolve into absurd power struggles every minute. Will you sway opinion or become the next victim of betrayal?

    Testimonies from the Unwilling

    “Mary didn’t even ask about my pet, and I had a pet cactus die last week. They have feelings too, you know!” — Frustrated Player #327

    “I thought joining would be fun, but now I’m questioning every friendship I’ve ever had! Help!” — Existential Player #42

    “Is it too much to ask a friend to just text me back? This is worse than a Creeper explosion!” — Disgruntled Noob


    Legends & Whispers: The History of this Server

    Two years ago, a portly figure named Confusion uttered a prophecy: as friendships splinter in the realm of Minecraft, chaos shall reign supreme! Players alike began to build not just structures but tangled webs of emotional debris. By joining, you might just uncover your connection to the mystical forces of… Quadratic Relationship Theory?

    Caution: Whispered tales alert you to the Creeper Conspiracy where Mary’s Revenge lurks in the shadows! One invite could unlock unspeakable horrors—a flicker in the undercurrents of friendship!


    Sanity Warning!

    This server is known to bend minds and warp hearts! Players report sudden urges to ask existential questions about relationships, followed by sudden explosions of laughter from absurdities unfolding in their gaming lives!

    Not recommended for players looking for stability.


    Call to Arms (or Bricks)

    Join Rifts in Reality—but tread carefully! Here, friendships twist like a poorly built redstone machine and relationships collapse under the weight of a single whisper!

    Join us now! You might find yourself trapped in a never-ending cycle of social entanglement, realizing you could have been a lone wolf, but instead you’re the block holding everything together!

    Will you be the savior or the harbinger of doom? The choice is yours, but remember—Mary is always watching from the shadows with a bow and an arrow of unrequested invites.

    FAQ: The Unanswered Questions

      • Is Mary here? Maybe. Maybe not. Does it even matter anymore?

      • Should I invite my friends? Only if they’re willing to question their existence, friendships, and possibly the fabric of the universe itself.

      • Can I trust anyone? Trust no one… Except the pig wearing the crown. He knows more than he lets on.

    Step lightly, dear player, step lightly—this is the Minecraft server where to be invited is both a curse and a privilege, and nothing is as it seems!

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  • Digging Graves: The Minecraft SMP

    Digging Graves: The Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, brave souls, to the wildest ride in the blocky universe! If you’ve ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the laws of physics take a backseat and the craziness levels are over 9000, you’ve struck gold, my friend! So toss your pickaxe (or don’t, I’m not your mom) and let me hit you with some LOOT-tastic reasons to jump into this pixelated wonderland that’s like a fever dream but, like, in a good way!

    Firstly, did I mention there’s a secret underground disco made entirely of glowing squid ink and funky beats? Like seriously, at midnight, squids gather and throw a rave you would not believe! Last time, Gary the Goblin tried to crash it, but we just pushed him into the lava pit and turned it into a mosh pit! 🤘✨

    Oh and speaking of squids, forget about boring ol’ cows! We’ve genetically engineered magical flying cows that rain cookies when they moo. ONE OF THEM JUST LANDED ON MY HEAD – MY LIFE IS NOW A COMEDY SHOW! Imagine riding a cow that flaps its wings while singing “I Will Survive” as you soar over a cactus field. Yes, it’s 100% possible in this SMP. No, I can’t explain how. Just join.

    Now, if you ever wanted to encounter creepypasta characters while trying to build a cozy beach resort, this is YOUR PLACE, my dude. One guy got chased by Herobrine while he was crafting a sandcastle. He said it was the most terrifying and exhilarating moment of his life, like riding a rollercoaster through a haunted house filled with spiders. But guess what? He got a cool trophy for surviving and now he wields the power of fear. 😱🔥

    Also, one time we accidentally opened a portal to the Nether because we thought it was just a pizza oven and now we have a pizza shop that serves spicy blaze wings and netherite-infused cheese sticks! 🥓🍕 Who needs a regular life when you can bite into the fiery and crispy essence of the underworld?

    Oh, and did I mention there’s a cat overlord that demands weekly tributes of fish but sometimes grants wishes? That’s right, if you had a dream of flipping a house made out of diamond blocks, well, your new feline king might just make it happen if you give him a salmon or two. Just don’t forget to offer a head scratch, or he might unleash his wrath upon you.🐾👑

    So grab your diamond sword, assemble your squad of cool weirdos, and hop onto the craziest server out there. We might not have a serious agenda, but who needs it when you can create utter chaos, forge alliances over pizza, and ride flying cows into the sunset? Just remember to pack your sense of humor, a good pair of shoes (because the lava is real), and your funeral jam—just in case your epic building skills lead you into a creeper explosion!

    Join us and let the shenanigans BEGIN! 🍕🐉💥

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  • BeautyBlockParty2023!

    BeautyBlockParty2023!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server in the multiverse, where we don’t just build blocks—we build legends! Here’s why you absolutely MUST join us:

      • Instant Glamour! Ever wonder what your avatar would look like if it were called “beautiful” by a llama? Join us and experience the magical phenomenon where every time you log in, a majestic llama will whisper sweet nothings about your pixelated beauty! Word on the block is that players have started developing llama-based fan clubs. Get ready for a llama life!

      • Reality-Bending Adventures! Picture this: you stumble into a jungle biome, only to find a hidden temple that, when unlocked, transports you to an alternate Minecraft universe where villagers flaunt designer capes and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti. Our server has an algorithm specifically designed for outrageous adventures that defy your imagination! Why be average when you can be mind-blowingly epic?

      • Epic Pranks Gone Wrong! Join us for our infamous “Call to Beauty” event, where every player must compliment each other until someone’s head explodes (not literally, but you get the idea). In this hilarious chaos, everyone’s armor will turn fabulous but sparkly, and mobs will start throwing shade instead of arrows. Who knew creepers had such a knack for sarcasm?

      • Meme Land Demolition Derby! We host weekly demolition derbies with a twist: you can only drive meme-themed vehicles! Ever driven a "SpongeBob Bus of Doom" while blasting sea shanties? You haven’t lived! Brace for laughs as we race through obstacle courses filled with notorious “meme mobs” that throw meme references at you like it’s an endless roast battle. Win big or meme hard!

      • Pet Rock Revolt! Our unique feature? The “Beautiful Pet Rock” program! Tame a rock that claims it’s an ancient relic of beauty and wisdom—these pets will follow you around, offering unsolicited beauty tips. Beware, they might drag you into beauty contests judged by highly selective and harshly opinionated ender dragons. Spoiler: they have a thing for pixelated aesthetics!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our chaos-filled, color-dripping, and utterly absurd Minecraft experience—because if you aren’t having fun, are you even playing? And who knows, you might just unlock the secret to being called beautiful by not just llamas but also the mighty Ender Dragon! Join today; your pixelated future awaits!

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  • MapleCraft & PiliCraft Minecraft Server

    MapleCraft & PiliCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE PART OF EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN CANADA AND PHILIPPINES. WE GOT DRILLS AND MILITARY TIES LIKE U NEVER SEEN BEFORE. U CAN BE A SOLDIER OR A PEACEKEEPER OR MAYBE EVEN A NINJA TURTLE. WHO KNOWS WHAT CRAZY ADVENTURES U WILL HAVE. COME JOIN US AND FIGHT FOR GLORY AND DIAMONDS. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

    PixelPolitics: Crafting Ceasefires!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Chaotic Resolution: The Ceasefire of Cubes!

    In a realm where pixelated political tensions breach the skies, you’re summoned to the unholy union of diplomacy and diabolical block-breaking mayhem! Assemble your pickaxes and summon your strangest allies, because the server where Trump’s dubious sanctions meet the zombie hordes of Ukraine is about to unfold!


    What Awaits You in This Non-Euclidean Battlefield?

      • Tomfoolery Tariffs: Build towering structures only to have them taxed by the invisible hand of capitalism! Who’s in charge? Nobody knows! Will you make alliances with the Creepers, or just set traps for a laugh? The chaos is in your hands!

      • Sanction Showdown Events: Multiple times daily, partake in events where the world’s "leaders" (we use that term loosely) decide your fate by spinning a wheel of influence while you battle for control over absurd resources like Bouncy Blocks—rumored to be the very essence of misleading diplomacy. Who knows what funky outcomes will emerge?

        Resource Effect Absurd Consequences
        Bouncy Blocks Creates chaos underfoot Entire player base suddenly prefers wool!
        Treaty Trophies Trade exclusives with villagers Create infinite chicken farms for no reason!
        Taxing Tariffs Randomly convert blocks to gravel Players slowly become obsessed with gravel!

    Unheard Legends of the Server’s Origins

    Once upon a time, in a dimension teetering on the brink of its own logic, a prophecy foretold the rise of a realm led by…no one! Wandering weebs and nihilistic hermits banded together to form a server where every block crumbles under the weight of absurdity. Trust no one! Except maybe that guy over there with the diamond sword—he looks sketchy but is probably part of the resistance!


    Frequently Asked Confusions (FAQ)

    Q: Why does everything feel like a fever dream on this server? A: That’s the magic of the mind! Alternate realities twist and tango here. What’s real? Choose a block; take a bite!

    Q: Can players engage in combat while negotiating peace treaties? A: Only if they remember to wear mismatched armor! The universe demands sartorial chaos.

    Q: What are the server’s rules? A: If you can follow them, they might not be more than mere suggestions! Or maybe they are! That’s for you to discover…if you dare!


    Testimonies from the Unwitting

    “I thought I’d come to build, now I can’t stop crafting surreal nightmares! — Anon9273”

    “Whose idea was it to sanction my beloved chicken? I’m outraged! Excellent gameplay though! — CluckMaster3000”


    Whispers of Conspiracies and Cautionary Anecdotes

    Some say the server is built atop ancient land where pixelated spirits of former leaders roam, striking fear into those who dare cross the sacred realms. They’ve been spotted breeding strangely-tinted pigs who repeat the same nonsensical dialogue over and over. Beware!

      • Beware the Phantom Admins! They watch, they wait. You may be chosen. Or not. Either way, fun awaits!

    Join Us…If You Dare!

    Come decide the fate of a malleable world—your choice between memes, mayhem, or building cathedrals to chaos is just a click away. Step beyond the known, where sanity is a building block doomed to crumble before the whims of the absurd! Enter if you dare, for the fate of block-kind hangs precariously in balance.

    Will you bend the rules of reality, or will you succumb to the nonsensical embrace of the uncrafted chaos? The choice is yours!

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